Jump to content

NGD Scenes from a Hat


Hermit

Recommended Posts

No corners.

NT: Other innovative ways to stop Lovecraftian horrors. Difficulty no burning/destruction of the books or not reading the books. It can apply to one specific horror or all of them.

 

NT: Scariest book in your personal library, and why. (intended to be silly. Golden Guide to Spiders and you're an arachnophobe, e.g.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

NT: Scariest book in your personal library, and why. (intended to be silly. Golden Guide to Spiders and you're an arachnophobe, e.g.)

The one that climbs off the shelf on its own and throws itself at anyone coming into the apartment with claws outstretched. I've tried to get rid of the thing but Powell's doesn't want it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

NT: Scariest book in your personal library, and why. (intended to be silly. Golden Guide to Spiders and you're an arachnophobe, e.g.)

 

Chemistry for Toddlers.  Heaven help us all if Little Boy Pariah ever figures out how to make mercury fulminate.

 

New Topic: What Pariah really, really wanted (but didn't get) for his birthday a couple of days ago.  (Difficulty: Lady Pariah sometimes reads this thread....)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

New Topic: What Pariah really, really wanted (but didn't get) for his birthday a couple of days ago.  (Difficulty: Lady Pariah sometimes reads this thread....)

A cubic kilometer of mercury fulminate caramelcorn. Yah. That's the ticket...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

New Topic: What Pariah really, really wanted (but didn't get) for his birthday a couple of days ago.  (Difficulty: Lady Pariah sometimes reads this thread....)

His graduate assistants to actually help him grade those annoying mid-terms, rather than spend all their time watching (and making) Youtube videos.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

New Topic: What Pariah really, really wanted (but didn't get) for his birthday a couple of days ago.  (Difficulty: Lady Pariah sometimes reads this thread....)

A night of outstanding love making with Lady Pariah. However someone else guessed that and had a crying fit to ruin the mood.

 

NT: The FA Cup and Scottish FA Cup are being run over the weekend. What do Americans do in despair as they cannot see them ?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

NT: The FA Cup and Scottish FA Cup are being run over the weekend. What do Americans do in despair as they cannot see them ?

Do what we do every night, Pinky. We Try To Take Over The World.

 

NT: Things that might run over the FA Cup. You are free to interpret that any way you wish.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

NT: The FA Cup and Scottish FA Cup are being run over the weekend. What do Americans do in despair as they cannot see them ?

Take off that stupid blindfold they've been wearing since they went out to vote.

 

NT: Subtle signs the producers of the latest blockbuster superhero movie were out of their collective minds.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

NT: Things that might run over the FA Cup. You are free to interpret that any way you wish.

 

Footage of the riots over the latest blockbuster superhero movie -- fans are upset that they totally got the costumes wrong, and how could they dare get a non-Martian to play the part of an alien?

 

NT: Subtle signs the producers of the latest blockbuster superhero movie were out of their collective minds.

 

Superman vs. Captain America.  'Nuff said.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

NT: Things that might run over the FA Cup. You are free to interpret that any way you wish.

 

A Zamboni.

 

 

NT: Subtle signs the producers of the latest blockbuster superhero movie were out of their collective minds.

 

It's about Deadpool. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

NT: Subtle signs the producers of the latest blockbuster superhero movie were out of their collective minds.

They've decided to call it 'Catwoman vs. The Fantastic Four'.

 

New Topic: Which Champions Universe character(s) is/are getting their own series on Netflix?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na -- FOXBAT!"

 

(Someone had to get that out of the way....)

 

Why all the sodium?

 

They've decided to call it 'Catwoman vs. The Fantastic Four'.

 

New Topic: Which Champions Universe character(s) is/are getting their own series on Netflix?

 

Green Dragon.  He's trying to get the jump on Iron Fist.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • 2 weeks later...

New Topic: Which Champions Universe character(s) is/are getting their own series on Netflix?

Cantrip and the Motor City Defenders, from the creative team behind Jessica Jones. With special guest star Sylvester McCoy.

 

NT: Subtle signs the Illuminati, while they may in fact be pulling everyone's strings behind the scenes in order to accumulate every more wealth and power, just ain't that bright.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

NT: Subtle signs the Illuminati, while they may in fact be pulling everyone's strings behind the scenes in order to accumulate every more wealth and power, just ain't that bright.

The fact that Clinton and Trump are our Presidential nominees? The Illuminati's idea.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Cantrip and the Motor City Defenders, from the creative team behind Jessica Jones. With special guest star Sylvester McCoy.

 

NT: Subtle signs the Illuminati, while they may in fact be pulling everyone's strings behind the scenes in order to accumulate every more wealth and power, just ain't that bright.

 

The Kardashians?  The Illuminati's idea.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

NT: Subtle signs the Illuminati, while they may in fact be pulling everyone's strings behind the scenes in order to accumulate every more wealth and power, just ain't that bright.

The price and demand for beachfront property coupled with an industrialization and energy economy that makes inevitable considerable sea level change.

 

NT: As the song puts it, where you gonna go, when the volcano blow?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...