JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 20, 2016 Report Share Posted April 20, 2016 New Topic: What your favorite superhero orders at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Martian Manhunter couldn't find good food at the buffet, so he left and went to Walmart to pick up some Oreos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 New Topic: What your favorite superhero orders at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Wonder Wart-Hog gets the good slop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 New Topic: What your favorite superhero orders at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Sakura Kinomoto (the Card Captor) loads up on ice cream parfaits and other "feminine desserts", secure in the knowledge that she can use her powerful cartomancy to slim down afterwards. NT: Subtle signs the technological wonder on which you have just staked your life was built by the lowest bidder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the technological wonder on which you have just staked your life was built by the lowest bidder. It's endorsed by Wile E. Coyote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 It was built by the ACME corporation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 NT: Subtle signs the technological wonder on which you have just staked your life was built by the lowest bidder. The value of it is less than $300. NT: Reasons that certain heroes didn't get into the Rogers v Stark feud in Civil War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 Focus groups are against bald heroes so no Silver Surfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 NT: Reasons that certain heroes didn't get into the Rogers v Stark feud in Civil War. They couldn;t get Patrick Warburton to reprise The Tick. Pity as he'd be the most rational character in the entire movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 NT: Reasons that certain heroes didn't get into the Rogers v Stark feud in Civil War. Mister Incredible was asked to participate but refused, saying, and I quote, "That's the dumbest plot line in the history of dumb plot lines at Marvel, with the possible exception of the retcon of Jean Grey's death." New Topic: The newest team of Avengers (Magic Kingdom Avengers) is being drawn from Disney animated characters. Who makes the team? (Difficulty: Limit it to two or three characters. Looking at a certain Tribble....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 New Topic: The newest team of Avengers (Magic Kingdom Avengers) is being drawn from Disney animated characters. Who makes the team? (Difficulty: Limit it to two or three characters. Looking at a certain Tribble....) Der Zauberlehrling (Sorcerer's Apprentice), of course. Nothing like real magic. He's not good enough to stand with Dr. Strange, but as part of a team, he could fit. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 New Topic: The newest team of Avengers (Magic Kingdom Avengers) is being drawn from Disney animated characters. Who makes the team? (Difficulty: Limit it to two or three characters. Looking at a certain Tribble....) Now what did I do ? Donald Duck. Rage power ! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 New Topic: The newest team of Avengers (Magic Kingdom Avengers) is being drawn from Disney animated characters. Who makes the team? (Difficulty: Limit it to two or three characters. Looking at a certain Tribble....) Genie makes the team as he is a great magic user. NT: The new prescription drug, Marvelous, is coming out. It is designed to make you a superhero! Side effects not yet named (HINT: What is a Side effect of the drug?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 It makes you look good in a tu-tu. Unless you are in ballet already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 NT: The new prescription drug, Marvelous, is coming out. It is designed to make you a superhero! Side effects not yet named (HINT: What is a Side effect of the drug?) It makes you lose complete control of your life. You'll feel like you're nothing but a plaything for a bunch of talent-bereft hacks who use you as a pawn in their little drama-games. 'Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 NT: The new prescription drug, Marvelous, is coming out. It is designed to make you a superhero! Side effects not yet named (HINT: What is a Side effect of the drug?) Those features of your physical development related to your sex hormones go into instant overdrive, to the degree of cauing massive discomfort from the new, exaggerated features. There is no longer such a thing as a bra or t-shirt that will fit you. NT: Subtle signs your career as a pizza delivery driver is not going to last very long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 NT: Subtle signs your career as a pizza delivery driver is not going to last very long. You have a severe allergy to both cheese and tomatoes that causes your eyes to swell shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 You hate Pizza. And anyone who orders pizza....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 NT: Subtle signs your career as a pizza delivery driver is not going to last very long. You carry a warm pail of some unidentified foot-grade oil that you offer to pour onto your deliveries gratis, crooning "No charge for extra grease!" NT: Concepts (and names) for superheroes whose name is required to start with Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 The Quarrel. Anything you say he disagrees with angrily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 NT: Concepts (and names) for superheroes whose name is required to start with Q. Quickstep - She dances her way around the villains! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 The Quarrel. Anything you say he disagrees with angrily. Quarterflash, because he's only 1/4 as fast as the Flash. NT: Concepts (and names) for superheroes whose name is required to start with Z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 NT: Concepts (and names) for superheroes whose name is required to start with Z. Zillions She can duplicate herself nearly infinitely, but with each duplication she and all the duplicates are 1% shorter. If there are enough of her each one is about the size of a bacterium. She tries to stop at about four inches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 Zebra They look like and act like a Zebra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Zzzzzzz He has incredible cosmic powers, but only while asleep. When awake, he doesn't even know he's a superhero. NT: Subtle signs that Disney is planning too many Marvel and Star Wars movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 NT: Subtle signs that Disney is planning too many Marvel and Star Wars movies.There's going to be a Deadpool movie. (Wait, there's already been a Deadpool movie? Deadpool? Seriously!?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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