Asperion Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 One ice cube - melted NT: Least likely places to celebrate the New Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 Prison..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Least likely places to celebrate the New Year. 2020. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Least likely places to celebrate the New Year. The Babylon 4 space station. (It just vanished 24 hours after it went online.) New Topic: New Year's resolutions for Marvel superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 On 12/27/2023 at 10:41 AM, Pariah said: The Babylon 4 space station. (It just vanished 24 hours after it went online.) New Topic: New Year's resolutions for Marvel superheroes. Silver Surfer desires to regain his original body and abandon the heroism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 1 Report Share Posted January 1 Spiderman resolves to get J Jonah Jameson to admit that Spiderman is a hero Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 2 Report Share Posted January 2 On 12/27/2023 at 9:41 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: New Year's resolutions for Marvel superheroes. Thor resolves to be nicer to his brother and not reflexively reach for his hammer at the mention of his name. NT: Subtle signs that we'll be missing 2023 by January 15. DentArthurDent 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 On 1/1/2024 at 9:37 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Thor resolves to be nicer to his brother and not reflexively reach for his hammer at the mention of his name. NT: Subtle signs that we'll be missing 2023 by January 15. The Democrat Caucasus is full of Republicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8 Report Share Posted January 8 On 1/1/2024 at 8:37 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs that we'll be missing 2023 by January 15. I'm already missing 2023. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 The Vikings are out of the Play Offs NT: Surprises in the State of the Union address Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 It's given via interpretive dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 There's an extra interpreter, providing translation into Klingonese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 6 hours ago, death tribble said: The Vikings are out of the Play Offs NT: Surprises in the State of the Union address Transcripts will be barred from school libraries across the Bible Belt. NT: Subtle signs the newly elected School Board of your child's district is out of their collective minds (besides them being on a Public School Board in the first place). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the newly elected School Board of your child's district is out of their collective minds (besides them being on a Public School Board in the first place). They've eliminated Snow Days and replaced them with Distance Learning Days. What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 On 1/11/2024 at 12:13 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the newly elected School Board of your child's district is out of their collective minds (besides them being on a Public School Board in the first place). They declare that members of the School Board must be made of wood. Spoiler (School Board... get it?) Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 On 1/10/2024 at 9:13 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the newly elected School Board of your child's district is out of their collective minds (besides them being on a Public School Board in the first place). Flat Earth Geography is debated as a possible replacement for Phlogiston Chemodynamics on the basis that it's easier to understand. NT: Bizarre things that you might write into your will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 'There Can Be Only One....' You have to have a sword fight and decapitate all the other claimants to win the prize Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 (edited) 20 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Bizarre things that you might write into your will. "I've said before that I'm giving a quarter of my $1 million estate to my estranged brother, another quarter to our drunk uncle, another quarter to the Republican party, and another quarter to the Democratic party. As to the remaining $999,999..." Edited February 9 by BoloOfEarth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 And to my idiot brother-in-law, I hereby bequeath ... a boot to the head. And another for his girlfriend, if he ever gets one. New Topic: Apparently there is some kind of football match this weekend? What's up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Of course you would not understand it ! It is the Asian Cup final between Qatar and Jordan on Saturday And on Sunday it is the Africa Cup of Nations final between Nigeria and Ivory Coast It is football not soccer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 2 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Apparently there is some kind of football match this weekend? What's up with that? Orders of magnitude more money than there should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 10 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Apparently there is some kind of football match this weekend? What's up with that? They felt we needed an excuse to watch puppies play around on a artificial-turf carpet. NT: Subtle signs your next-door neighbor hates your dog for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 The giant robot inscribed with the words 'Die, DOG die !' might be a clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 They give the dog a chew toy that has a special property - every time he chews it he teleports to a random place in the city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 Since it has been so long since anyone has made a post here, let's start a new topic - Earth has been declared uninhabitable. Name some real planet that we need to be transported to, how many needs to get there, and how we can reach that planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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