Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Pariah said: Scott Summers as Arthur, Kurt Wagner as Percival, Piotr Rasputin as Galahad, Logan as Gawain, and Charles Xavier as Merlin. Guest starring faux Jean Grey as Morgana le Fay. New Topic: Why did Grond cross the road? Because there's a giant plate of Fried Chicken on the other side. NT: Ways to game online with an immobilized hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Ways to game online with an immobilized hand. "With tongue." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Ways to game online with an immobilized hand. Technopathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 On 10/14/2023 at 1:07 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Ways to game online with an immobilized hand. Shouting at the controller REALLY LOUD!!! New Topic: Strange things to read on a sign at the side of the highway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Strange things to read on a sign at the side of the highway. "Please Ignore this Sign!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 4 minutes ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Strange things to read on a sign at the side of the highway. "Welcome to Hawaii" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 BEHIND YOU ! IT'S BEHIND YOU ! NT: Unexpected happenings during the Major League Baseball Post Season (during the games, at the games or afterwards) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 21, 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2023 8 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected happenings during the Major League Baseball Post Season (during the games, at the games or afterwards) Some fool brings his cow to the game, and it escapes onto the field. I imagine you can guess what6 happens next... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 28, 2023 Report Share Posted October 28, 2023 On 10/21/2023 at 2:51 AM, death tribble said: NT: Unexpected happenings during the Major League Baseball Post Season (during the games, at the games or afterwards) The Texas Rangers?!? WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 The Texas Rangers -- the real Texas Rangers -- show up at the stadium and arrest the anthem singer on an outstanding warrant for taking barbecue across state lines. NT: Subtle signs your four-year-old is savvier than you are. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 He has a girlfriend while you are divorced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 2, 2023 Report Share Posted November 2, 2023 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your fourten-year-old is savvier than you are. He has over 300 subscribers on his YouTube channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2023 Report Share Posted November 7, 2023 On 11/1/2023 at 11:45 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs your four-year-old is savvier than you are. He has already memorized 389 cheat codes, used them advantage and has sold some of his virtual trophy power-ups, and bought you your Christmas presents already with the proceeds of those sales. NT: Signs your cat has learned how to open doors that you closed and latched. (This afternoon, I am on the verge of deciding this must be the case with one of our cats, though I haven't seen her actually do it.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 7, 2023 Report Share Posted November 7, 2023 2 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Signs your cat has learned how to open doors that you closed and latched. (This afternoon, I am on the verge of deciding this must be the case with one of our cats, though I haven't seen her actually do it.) You find her sitting in your car, halfway through hot-wiring it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 7, 2023 Report Share Posted November 7, 2023 3 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Signs your cat has learned how to open doors that you closed and latched. (This afternoon, I am on the verge of deciding this must be the case with one of our cats, though I haven't seen her actually do it.) There are little paw prints around your unexpectedly opened bottle of 12-year-old Scotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 On 11/6/2023 at 4:38 PM, Cancer said: He has already memorized 389 cheat codes, used them advantage and has sold some of his virtual trophy power-ups, and bought you your Christmas presents already with the proceeds of those sales. NT: Signs your cat has learned how to open doors that you closed and latched. (This afternoon, I am on the verge of deciding this must be the case with one of our cats, though I haven't seen her actually do it.) The cops call you to say they found your car smashed at the bottom of a cliff with the surprisingly uninjured cat. Turns out your cat can drive -- just not v ery well. NT: Unexpected consequences of teaching cats to pilot jet airliners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected consequences of teaching cats to pilot jet airliners. An entire 747 loaded with the best Anatolian catnip landing in an obscure airport in Wyoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 Mice have one more thing to be worried about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 9 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Unexpected consequences of teaching cats to pilot jet airliners. Airliners that never take off because the pilot can't be bothered to move. New Topic: Unlikely heroes of Thanksgiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 8, 2023 Report Share Posted November 8, 2023 The Flying Net ! Whose heroic efforts made sure that all those turkeys that were dropped in Cincinnati landed safely. Hurrah for the Flying Net ! Pariah, BoloOfEarth and Cancer 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 The Stuffing - With this we have the proper, complete meal for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 On 11/8/2023 at 5:00 AM, Pariah said: New Topic: Unlikely heroes of Thanksgiving. The Decruciferou-fier: Banishes all cruciferous vegetables from the room. So there's no Brussels sprouts, kale, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, mustard greens, etc., that duty requires you to eat! (Note: This hero manifests as a 9-year-old boy.) NT: Sale items and prices that would succeed in tempting you out into the malls on Black Friday. For example, Space Ghost's Armbands [with real Space Ghost powers in them] on sale for $99 a pair (in person and cash only, limit 3)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 3 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Sale items and prices that would succeed in tempting you out into the malls on Black Friday. For example, Space Ghost's Armbands [with real Space Ghost powers in them] on sale for $99 a pair (in person and cash only, limit 3)! An extra day's pay for the retail workers who have to deal with the terrifying mess that is Black Friday. (I am facing that for the first time this Friday. I am fearful, and no I won't get a bonus or get paid for Thanksgiving.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted November 20, 2023 Report Share Posted November 20, 2023 Everything should be 1000% (at mall owners expense, not store owners). The store will be reimbursed for any costs tenfold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 On 11/19/2023 at 10:54 AM, Cancer said: NT: Sale items and prices that would succeed in tempting you out into the malls on Black Friday. For example, Space Ghost's Armbands [with real Space Ghost powers in them] on sale for $99 a pair (in person and cash only, limit 3)! Travel certificates that provide a golden excuse to get out of office Christmas parties. . NT: Real-life candidates for a good old-fashioned Scrooging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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