BoloOfEarth Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 The Pogo Copter. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 The upgraded Q-37-A Illudium Space Modulator. Twice the boom, half the room. New Topic: The Grinch has decided to take the season off. Who is the designated holiday villain for 2023? (Difficulty: Nobody associated with politics at any level.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2023 Report Share Posted December 3, 2023 Dr Evil ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: The Grinch has decided to take the season off. Who is the designated holiday villain for 2023? (Difficulty: Nobody associated with politics at any level.) Foxbat. Come on, this is a Hero Games forum! Who else would it be? Pariah and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 Wonderful team of CLOWN 🤡 (who else?) NT: Santa Claus is on strike this year, no one will get anything. Who will take his place and how will they operate? BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 The US Postal Service. You will get the cards next July and the presents in September. So a better service than usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2023 Report Share Posted December 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Santa Claus is on strike this year, no one will get anything. Who will take his place and how will they operate? Foxbat, of course! All the good children will receive novelty ping pong balls, while the adults will all get Scotch eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 (edited) On 12/4/2023 at 10:06 AM, Asperion said: NT: Santa Claus is on strike this year, no one will get anything. Who will take his place and how will they operate? DEATH. He'll hook a pair of wild boars to a sled and ride around trying to restore faith in somebody called the Hogfather. NT: Once he's done filling in for Santa Clause, what's Death going to do? Edited December 5, 2023 by BoloOfEarth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 He's going to lay in wait for the New Year. Ho ! Ho ! Ho ! Has death got a surprise for you ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 57 minutes ago, BoloOfEarth said: NT: Once he's done filling in for Santa Clause, what's Death going to do? Take a holiday, naturally. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 (edited) He opens the floodgates with a New Year Special. Let the maham begin!!! NT: Santa's elves are missing. What happened to them? What do they want? Edited December 6, 2023 by Asperion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 They are absorbed by a new role playing game. Commuters and Offices. They get to play people doing nine to five jobs trying to pay for food water and accommodation. It's a lifetime of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 3 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Santa's elves are missing. What happened to them? What do they want? They've moved into a hollow tree to bake cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 On 12/6/2023 at 7:00 AM, Asperion said: NT: Santa's elves are missing. What happened to them? What do they want? They went off to Rohan to go hunt Orcs. NT: Festive holidays for orcs, goblins, and other creatures supposedly linked to evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 40 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Festive holidays for orcs, goblins, and other creatures supposedly linked to evil. Krampusnacht, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Festive holidays for orcs, goblins, and other creatures supposedly linked to evil. Black Friday, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 There is an All Saints Day so obviously there must be an All Devils/Demons Day. NT: Now that a sea monster's skull has been extracted from a cliff, what will emerge next ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 Twenty-three metric tons of Bavarian chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2023 Report Share Posted December 10, 2023 6 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Now that a sea monster's skull has been extracted from a cliff, what will emerge next ? 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Twenty-three metric tons of Bavarian chocolate. (OT: And you really don't want to know what part of the dead sea monster that was.) On topic: A massive wave of junk mail and and email spam marketing Triassic Sea-side Condos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 On 12/10/2023 at 3:54 AM, death tribble said: NT: Now that a sea monster's skull has been extracted from a cliff, what will emerge next ? Invaders from the Hollow Earth. Fortunately for us, the Hollow Earth is still mired in the Stone Age adn all they will get for their trouble in a bunch of dead warriors and a counter-invasion that annihilates all resistance. NT: Subtle signs King Kong no longer finds your antics amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 26, 2023 Report Share Posted December 26, 2023 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Invaders from the Hollow Earth. Fortunately for us, the Hollow Earth is still mired in the Stone Age adn all they will get for their trouble in a bunch of dead warriors and a counter-invasion that annihilates all resistance. NT: Subtle signs King Kong no longer finds your antics amusing. He doesn't even attempt to take you to the center of his fist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 26, 2023 Report Share Posted December 26, 2023 21 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs King Kong no longer finds your antics amusing. He stuffs you into a large, festively decorated box that is labeled "To Mothra". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 26, 2023 Report Share Posted December 26, 2023 On 12/25/2023 at 9:00 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs King Kong no longer finds your antics amusing. He leads the dinosaurs to you and then sits back to watch the fun. NT: Unusual things for Boxing Day (26th December) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 4 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Unusual things for Boxing Day (26th December) The gift of a a pair of gloves of the appropriate sort, dated and signed by Muhammad Ali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2023 Report Share Posted December 27, 2023 7 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Unusual things for Boxing Day (26th December) Fireworks and miniature American flags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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