BoloOfEarth Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signas this is a bad place for your child's school to send him on a field trip. "Teacher, what does that mean -- 'Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here'?" NT: The devil has decided to revamp Hell to make it more attractive (at least, to outsiders). What does the new sign out front say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Bunny is not welcome here and you are safe from him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The devil has decided to revamp Hell to make it more attractive (at least' date=' to outsiders). What does the new sign out front say?[/quote'] "Hell -- It's not just for traitors any more!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The devil has decided to revamp Hell to make it more attractive (at least' date=' to outsiders). What does the new sign out front say?[/quote'] "Hell: It's the New Heaven." New Topic: Cowboys and Aliens was a great genre-mashing film. What's the sequel? (i.e., _______ and Aliens) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Cowboys and Aliens was a great genre-mashing film. What's the sequel? (i.e.' date=' _______ and Aliens[/i']) Who's the target demographic? The results could be anything from Popeye and Aliens to Ponies and Aliens to Pornstars and Aliens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cowboys and Ponies. Or "how to complete a cattle drive when your horses want to have birthday parties every week". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mutants and Aliens. Two demographics for the price of one ! NT: Extracts from the speech the turkey, who is spared by the President, gives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Extracts from the speech the turkey' date=' who is spared by the President, gives[/quote'] "Beef. It's what's for dinner." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Extracts from the speech the turkey' date=' who is spared by the President, gives[/quote'] When you’re driving down the highway at night And you’re feelin’ that wild turkey’s bite... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Extracts from the speech the turkey' date=' who is spared by the President, gives[/quote'] "After the Revolution, the great American patriot Benjamin Franklin tried to get turkeys named the national bird. Had he been successful, you'd be eating Bald Eagle right now which, you really should know, is not only tastier but also much healthier than cooked turkey." (away from the microphone: "At least, healthier for the turkey.") NT: Side dishes to go with our Deep-Fried Bald Eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Side dishes to go with our Deep-Fried Bald Eagle. EDIT: SPoiler added. Fricasseed Ivory-Billed Woodpecker pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Side dishes to go with our Deep-Fried Bald Eagle. Great Auk egg drop soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You hear the phrase 'You realise of course This Means War !' Must spread rep... Can someone get DT for me? And not one person did. SOB ! NT: Side dishes to go with our Deep-Fried Bald Eagle. Sauteed Last of the Mohican NT: How on earth are the Olsen Twins some of the richest celebraties in the U.S. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat And not one person did. SOB ! Sorry, but I keep getting "You must spread Reputation blah blah blah". If you'd only post good stuff once in a while, this would be so much easier! NT: How on earth are the Olsen Twins some of the richest celebraties in the U.S. ? They invested their TV and movie earnings heavily in Bain Capital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They bet on Notre Dame at 250 to 1 to make the National Championship game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mary-Kate's Anorexia/drug addiction saga won them lots of parts. NT: OddHat has had a bad couple of days. How can I make him feel better ? (difficulty: besides sex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Set fire to the politicians in New Jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: OddHat has had a bad couple of days. How can I make him feel better ? (difficulty: besides sex) Bacon and chocolate. Not together, of course. That's just weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: OddHat has had a bad couple of days. How can I make him feel better ? (difficulty: besides sex) Challenge him to a game of Strip Twister. (Hey, I can't help it if it leads to sex...) - - - - So, yesterday I heard a commercial for (I kid you not) Christmas ornaments commemorating the killing of Osama bin Laden. Which leads me to... NT: Christmas decorations or gifts that don't quite fit the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cuthulhu- tentacles for Christmas Tree ornaments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Christmas decorations or gifts that don't quite fit the season. Membership to the Mr. Burns Fan Club, including the matching narrow tie and moth-eaten frock coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Christmas decorations or gifts that don't quite fit the season. Elves hanging on the tree. From the neck. On nooses. NT: Subtle signs the guy running the Secret Santa program at your workplace is not at all clear on the concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He climbs on the roof and announces who has who with a bullhorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the guy running the Secret Santa program at your workplace is not at all clear on the concept. "Well, duh, of course we can tell each other who we have. We just have to keep it secret from Santa, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2012 Report Share Posted December 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He brings in Easter Eggs. Lots of Easter Eggs. NT: Death Tribble now has all the official James Bond DVDs. What on earth is he planning now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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