Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 NT: And the answer to today's Final Jeopardy is: "250 beats per minute." You have thirty seconds to write down your question. "What is the heart rate of the typical yappy chihuahua when it realizes it's headed for the vet?" NT: Subtle signs you just purchased a phony dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 "I'm a dog! I'm a dog!" *squawk* "I'm a dog!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 when it is described as a rare long nosed, long tailed bottle green Nile Daschund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 when it is described as a rare long nosed, long tailed bottle green Nile Daschund. It just doesn't give a #### that Timmy has fallen down the well NT: signs your game master is in a really bad mood and taking it out on the players' characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 "OK, there's a smouldering pile of ashes where your character had been. Draw up a new one. No, wait. Draw up three. Assume the first two suffer the same fate as this one that was just disintegrated. I'll pick the survivor from the trio." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 You are playing Tomb of Horrors and you are first level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 You find your 400-point characters trapped between Takofanes and Doctor Destroyer. New Topic: Subtle signs that you're not in Kansas anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 You burst into song singing 'Follow the Yellow Brick Road' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 New Topic: Subtle signs that you're not in Kansas anymore.Snow-capped mountains, trees more than 150 feet tall, and what appears to be the edge of a large body of salt water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 People tell you you're not allowed to sing Dust in the Wind New Topic: Signs you are now in a Progressive Rock Band in the 70s BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 New Topic: Signs you are now in a Progressive Rock Band in the 70sYou hear your name recited on-air by radio D.J.'s who sound like they have been stoned out their minds continuously since 1966 and who describe their station's format as "Album Oriented Rock". The good old days. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 New Topic: Signs you are now in a Progressive Rock Band in the 70s You can count time in numbers other than three and four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 New Topic: Signs you are now in a Progressive Rock Band in the 70s Jerry Falwell wants to ban your album. NT: More subtle signs the Apocalypse has come and gone, and you slept right through it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 NT: More subtle signs the Apocalypse has come and gone, and you slept right through it. All the financial institutions quietly but clearly acknowledge that they all are, and really always have been, active agents of Satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 NT: More subtle signs the Apocalypse has come and gone, and you slept right through it. A reality show star is the President of the United States. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 The family of mutant cockroaches next door would like to ask you to keep your dogs quieter if you can. One of them works third shift. New Topic: Signs you are now living in a beer commercial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 New Topic: Signs you are now living in a beer commercial Drunks don't fall over, don't vomit, and are happy and having fun -- and nobody is an addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 New Topic: Signs you are now living in a beer commercial The men all look like professional athletes, and the women all look like supermodels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 New Topic: Signs you are now living in a beer commercial All math has vanished from the world. This, BTW, is among the reasons some people try to live in beer commercials. NT: Other minor subrealities in which there is no math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 All math has vanished from the world. This, BTW, is among the reasons some people try to live in beer commercials. NT: Other minor subrealities in which there is no math. "Okay, its partly cloudy and I hear a dog barking, that means your character's energyblast hit" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 NT: Other minor subrealities in which there is no math. "So, you've decided to become a Social Sciences major...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 NT: Other minor subrealities in which there is no math. Texas high schools. "The Bible says Pi is equal to 3. That's good enough for us!" NT: Subtle signs your high school basketball coach is on the take, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 His letter to parents suggests that their child can get more playing time if they contribute to the "booster fund". $10 a minute is mentioned as a fair guideline for donations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2017 Report Share Posted October 1, 2017 NT: Subtle signs your high school basketball coach is on the take. He was working at Louisville last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 The new sports car with the Plate reading "All D Hos!" was kind of a give away NT: Hollywood seeks to ruin more childhoods with their newest movie which is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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