Cancer Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 New Topic: Professional athletes who would be better as politicians. The entirety of the Seattle Mariners outfield since 2012. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 New Topic: Professional athletes who would be better as politicians. DeShone Kizer, because he's so good at giving things away. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 New Topic: Professional athletes who would be better as politicians. Yuli Gurriel, about as racist as many NT: Worst Worst Halloween Hijinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 NT: Worst Worst Halloween Hijinks Throwing dragon eggs at the principal's windows. Especially if they're about to hatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 NT: Worst Worst Halloween Hijinks Using a chainsaw to cut down trees at the side of the road, hoping to hit a passing car with one of them. (This is actually not an uncommon Halloween activity in West Virginia.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 NT: Worst Worst Halloween Hijinks Step 1. Shoplift a truckload of toilet paper. Step 2. Throw it all at the toilet paper factory. Repeat until you're caught NT: Entries from the Mayberry, NC Police Blotter for October 29th, 2017 (Difficulty: No riots, protests, or Nirvana references) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 NT: Entries from the Mayberry, NC Police Blotter for October 29th, 2017 (Difficulty: No riots, protests, or Nirvana references) Otis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 "Arrested Gomer Pyle for using the ladies' restroom. Have already received six phone calls from the North Carolina chapter of the ACLU." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 "Aunt Bee in the drunk tank AGAIN. At least the car wasn't badly damaged." NT: What got Those "Meddling Kids" in the hoosegow this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 framing an innocent property developer who was 'scaring' off people from a building in order to get it condemned but they failed to realise he was friendly with the judge and sheriff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 NT: What got Those "Meddling Kids" in the hoosegow this time. Possession with intent to distribute. Like we don't all know what 'Scooby snacks' are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 NT: What got Those "Meddling Kids" in the hoosegow this time. Dog Fighting NT: Movie executives think a remake of this old time TV show is a great idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 ABC's Wide World of Sports - The Motion Picture! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 NT: Movie executives think a remake of this old time TV show is a great idea... Father Knows Best, with Father being a movie executive, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 On 10/30/2017 at 4:21 PM, Psybolt said: NT: Movie executives think a remake of this old time TV show is a great idea... Candid Camera: No, We Didn't Listen to the Lawyers, Why Do You Ask? NT: Subtle signs you're going to need a good lawyer about fifteen minutes from now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 28 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you're going to need a good lawyer about fifteen minutes from now. "No, she loves practical jokes! C'mon, watch this!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you're going to need a good lawyer about fifteen minutes from now. "What do you mean, she's a cop?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 On 11/1/2017 at 10:45 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you're going to need a good lawyer about fifteen minutes from now. You work in the White House NT: Big surprises in the Mueller investigation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 "I am Batman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 5, 2017 Report Share Posted November 5, 2017 9 hours ago, Psybolt said: NT: Big surprises in the Mueller investigation Posts on the President's Twitter account are actually being made by Ivanka's Pomeranian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 On 11/4/2017 at 8:02 PM, Psybolt said: NT: Big surprises in the Mueller investigation In return for being elected President, Trump has promised Vladimir Putin that he will kill Superman for him. NT: Subtle signs you are once again going to fail to take over the world by dawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 10 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are once again going to fail to take over the world by dawn. You're relying solely upon the assistance of a spazzy, beetle-headed doofus with the intellect of a mule hoof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 6, 2017 Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 It turns out Larry isn't available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 On November 5, 2017 at 10:39 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs you are once again going to fail to take over the world by dawn. "What do you mean, who's got the flashlight? Didn't I tell EVERYONE to bring a d**n flashlight this time?" NT: How they could tell you didn't belong on the set for the big climactic fight scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 "Has anyone seen my asthma inhaler?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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