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NT: Things Cancer should say to his astronomy class this morning (first day of class), but won't.

"Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."

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NT: Things Cancer should say to his astronomy class this morning (first day of class), but won't.

 

"Take a moment and introduce yourself to the person at your left. Now, take a moment and introduce yourself to the person at your right. Now, tell them goodbye, because they won't be here next semester."

 

(Actually said by a professor in my best friend's freshman Chemistry class.)

 

 

New Topic: Pariah's student are taking their first midterm exam the next two days. What surprising, bizarre, and/or unexpected outcome(s) will Pariah see?

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New Topic: Pariah's student are taking their first midterm exam the next two days. What surprising, bizarre, and/or unexpected outcome(s) will Pariah see?

'I Am  doing my best to pass this exam, even though I know the Earth is flat and the Universe is only 6,000 yeard old! How dare you teach otherwise!"\

 

NT: Science mid-term questions at colleges run by Young Earth Creationists.

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NT: George Burns returns to life and ready to play what part in what movie?

You know he won't come back without Gracie, so it would be The Burns and Allen Movie, in which these whippersnappers get schooled on what real comedy looks like.

 

NT: Subtle signs you are not at all prepared for the Second Coming.

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You know he won't come back without Gracie, so it would be The Burns and Allen Movie, in which these whippersnappers get schooled on what real comedy looks like.

 

NT: Subtle signs you are not at all prepared for the Second Coming.

 

 

"Ah, Jesus.. you want to use my lap top? Sure I... wait, are you looking at the browser history? Uhm, can I have that back for a second? I need to ah, clear something."

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NT: George Burns returns to life and ready to play what part in what movie?

Voldemort *and* Dumpeldore in the remake Harry Potter series.

 

EDIT: oops, too slow at the switch.

 

(Font=Biblical Gothic Castigation)O ye of little faith(/font):

 

(me) What do you people want now?!?

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...New Topic: The surprise host of the newest late-night talk show is:

Donald Duck. He'll have better diction and fewer and less destructive anger management issues than ... that other Donald.

 

 

NT: And the answer to today's Final Jeopardy is: "250 beats per minute." You have thirty seconds to write down your question.

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