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NT: Superheroes / supervillains are going Trump! What are their outrageous (maybe even alternative factual) Tweets?

Two words: Tony Stark. If there were ever a superhero ready made for social media, it's Tony.

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NT:  Superheroes / supervillains are going Trump!  What are their outrageous (maybe even alternative factual) Tweets?

The Shredder tweets that Turtles (or more accurately Tortoises) should all be deported from the United States, not mentioning that he himself is a candidate for deportation (and extradition to Japan).

 

NT: Subtle signs you're not going to pass your SATs.

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Two words: Tony Stark. If there were ever a superhero ready made for social media, it's Tony.

 

True, but... what did he tweet?  I'm thinking something like, "Beat @DrDoom -- AGAIN.  So LAME!"

 

The Shredder tweets that Turtles (or more accurately Tortoises) should all be deported from the United States, not mentioning that he himself is a candidate for deportation (and extradition to Japan).

 

NT: Subtle signs you're not going to pass your SATs.

 

Your teacher puts up "No Passing Zone" signs around your desk.

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NT: Biggest surprises on the upcoming Star Trek TV series

The pilot and four of the first nine episodes overall were written by Stephenie Meyer.

 

NEW TOPIC: You know you're in for a rough day when you see _____ on the morning train.

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NT: More subtle signs that your new boss is a disguised Cyberman.

He keeps saying things like, "I long for the destruction of all organic life. Except that Seven of Nine girl. She can assimilate me anytime!"

 

NEW TOPIC: Someone has stolen Batman's utility belt! Who did it, and why?

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NT: The President has just hired a Secretary of Superheroes! What's the new Cabinet member's first move?

With the current administration? Probably reveal to the world in a press conference that he is actually the Fabulous Foxbat! (And that has had no dealings whatsoever with the Russians.)

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NT: The President has just hired a Secretary of Superheroes! What's the new Cabinet member's first move?

Have the Russians lean on any super who doesn't toe the administration's line. It worked so well in Civil War, right?

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