Michael Hopcroft Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 Nerts, that's three. NT: What Cancer did in Vancouver besides make it rain. Difficulty: G-rated. Renamed the Rogers Arena (Home of the Canucks), because Rogers Cablevision should no longer hold the naming rights to every sports complex in Canada. It's now has the more accurate title Boneshatter Arena, home of Poutine and Circuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2017 Report Share Posted September 9, 2017 re-enacted various scenes from the X-Files seasons that were filmed up there. Cancer was of course playing Scully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 NT: What Cancer did in Vancouver besides make it rain. Difficulty: G-rated. Make it snow. In September. In 13-degree (Celsius) weather, NT: Unexpected consequences of the USA adopting the Metric System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Any state that is not a regular shape is banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 NT: Unexpected consequences of the USA adopting the Metric System. Everyone ruins their tires because nobody understands what a kilopascal is. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 NT: Unexpected consequences of the USA adopting the Metric System. A new science fiction novel decrying the dangers of mass media, censorship, and interpersonal isolation hits the bookshelves. It's entitled Kelvins 505.9. NEW TOPIC: The Kansas City Chiefs soundly defeated the New England Patriots on Thursday night. What other surprises can we expect from the opening NFL weekend? (Difficulty; the sillier, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 The Pittsburgh Steelers Cheerleaders take out the entire Cleveland Browns team (And I know enough to know why this is silly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 NEW TOPIC: The Kansas City Chiefs soundly defeated the New England Patriots on Thursday night. What other surprises can we expect from the opening NFL weekend? (Difficulty; the sillier, the better.) So many people are watching the game on TV or in sports bars that nobody comes to the stadium. And the league doesn't care. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 NEW TOPIC: The Kansas City Chiefs soundly defeated the New England Patriots on Thursday night. What other surprises can we expect from the opening NFL weekend? (Difficulty; the sillier, the better.) Terry Bradshaw's new toupee NT: Unexpected reasons why It made over $117 million at the box office this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 NT: Unexpected reasons why It made over $117 million at the box office this weekend. People wanted a calm, relaxing break from news about politics and the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Terry Bradshaw's new toupee NT: Unexpected reasons why It made over $117 million at the box office this weekend No multiplex screen in the nation was showing anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 NT: Unexpected reasons why It made over $117 million at the box office this weekend A resonance with the frayed patience of a nation of parents desperately awaiting the resumption of school and getting all those kids out of the house for the first time since June ... somehow, doesn't matter how. In fact, a little terror mixed with the event feels quite fitting. NT: Reactions of kids arriving at school and finding ... all the teachers are in clown garb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 NT: Reactions of kids arriving at school and finding ... all the teachers are in clown garb. Nothing in particular. I mean, for the kids to react at all, they'd have to be paying attention first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 They join in as well as they love clowning around. Besides most of them are too young to read Stephen King and see the film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 "Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and um, screaming." NT: How to get rid of that annoying Kaiju who just showed up at your company picnic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 NT: How to get rid of that annoying Kaiju who just showed up at your company picnic. "Tokyo is that way!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Ask it for an autograph and get a selfie with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 NT: How to get rid of that annoying Kaiju who just showed up at your company picnic. Feed the entire executive management team and all their inner circles of sycophants to the monster. If that mass of pure excrement doesn't make it sick if not dead, then there's no hope at all. NT: Other things that can be profitably fed to the kaiju. Difficulty: no humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 the budget deficit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Smaller, less popular kaiju. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 NT: Other things that can be profitably fed to the kaiju. Difficulty: no humans. Pizza chain pizzas, ingredients, and kitchens. Give regional food a chance! NT: Really awkward times in your life for a kaiju to visit your community. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 NT: Really awkward times in your life for a kaiju to visit your community. The bris ceremony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 NT: Really awkward times in your life for a kaiju to visit your community. Take Your Mothra To Work Day Jagged 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 NT: Really awkward times in your life for a kaiju to visit your community. Your honeymoon. NEW TOPIC: Comedians / sitcom stars who might actually make decent superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Mel Blanc, who could sound like anyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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