L. Marcus Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Death Tribble was a founding member of The Pogues, but he was kicked out for being Drunk & Disorderly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Me thinks L Marcus doesn't know The Pogues. L Marcus is the son of a Viking chieftain. However he just wanted to play with his dolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 I know The Pogues! He was just that bad! And they're action figures! And Bazza once split a beer atom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 L. Marcus leaned on a few people to help Bazza get his "Beer-Atom Splitting" paper published. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Pariah leaned on a lamp post at the corner of the street in case a certain little lady came by. He just hoped his wife did not find out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 You wanna know what a death tribble really is? It's a toy poodle on a cold, dry, staticky day after a shampoo and a catastrophic blow-dry job and a fur treatment that itches like all get out and smells like you're downwind of an aviation gas truck that's exploded and set fire to a lavender field. You'd want to kill every biped you saw if that was done to you, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Cancer tampered with the blow-dryer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 L Marcus was very disappointed that John Wayne's Flying Tigers was nothing to do with the tigers that fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Death Tribble has the heart of a lion. Authorities in Nairobi have issued a warrant for his arrest on charges of poaching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Pariah has the heart of a student...and he is begging for it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 Bazza has the liver of a wino, and wishes he didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 ... and Kaeto protests, "But that's what you ordered!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Pariah has the heart of a student...and he is begging for it back. It's adorable that you think students have hearts. Cancer passes his time between classes by running a Three-card Monte table in the student union. The Social Science students still haven't figured out how he keeps winning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 They are social science students, what did you expect? BTW Pariah & the liberal arts students figured it out instantly and it became a running joke with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Bazza is currently writing a treatise analyzing the moral justification for running a Three-card Monte table aimed at Social Science students, based on the writings of Socrates, Cicero, and Demokritos. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Way back when, Cicero was Pariah's sock puppet account. Ohh, how he trolled that senate! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 L Marcus was very disappointed that John Wayne's She Wore A Yellow Ribbon had no women or men or horses wearing yellow ribbons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Death Tribble cuts his haggis with a chainsaw, for no reason other than he is amused by the flying miscellaneous bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Cancer licks the bits off the floor and loves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Kaeto is world-renowned for his tequila mole chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Kaeto is world-renowned for his tequila mole chicken. ... made with real benign skin growths! While Pariah has to make do with pocket gophers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 ... That Cancer raises for fun and profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 And Marcus sells on the black market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Bazza is a pocket gopher pimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Fortunately, Pariah is very introspective. Unfortunately, it's because he has an ingrown third eye. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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