Cancer Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Death Tribble has a drink named after him. In a calcite glass, mix 3 oz. gin, 1 oz. ammonia-based window cleaner, 1oz. hydrofluoric acid, and a dash of tincture of iodine for color. Take a sip and your eyes will be on fire. Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Cancer was disappointed with the John Wayne film The Quiet Man as he thought it would be about monks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Deathie spends his work days posting incorrect movie reviews all over Internet, while giggling like a schoolgirl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 L. Marcus has an identical twin in the Philippines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Pariah has an identical twin in Atlantis.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Bazza ate his identical twin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Kaeto had his identical twin for desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 Bazza's identical twin isn't actually a twin. He's a time-traveling clone from a parallel universe. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 And, if you want to buy a time-traveling clone, talk to Pariah. Strictly speaking that tech is illegal here on Earth, but he knows a guy who knows a guy, if you see what I mean. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 Cancer used said guy to acquire a gravitic warpdrive, an engine actually outlawed in three galaxies in our cluster alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 L. Marcus helped Cancer to get the drive in question running...and to evade the various intergalactic law enforcement agencies until the statutes of limitations expired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 Bazza's identical twin isn't actually a twin. He's a time-traveling clone from a parallel universe. I just call him my clone, it is actually my "duplicate" from my superpower. Really handy to get things done. Pariah the Hutt owns the space bar Neon where acting as agent, which is how Cancer & Marcud acquired the illegal warp drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 Kaeto had his identical twin for desert. Uurrrrppp!!!! Spicy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2017 Report Share Posted October 20, 2017 A twofer eh ? Bazza was disappointed that the John Wayne film Blood Alley was not about an alley filled or covered in blood Kaeto was disappointed that the John Wayne film Island in the Sky was not about a floating or flying island in the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Death Tribble is disappointing. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says so am I. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2017 Report Share Posted October 22, 2017 Lucius was disappointed that the John Wayne film How the West Was Won was not a documentary about the 1st or 2nd World War concentrating on Europe The palindromedary actually likes the film as one of the finest comedies it has ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Just like in ST:TOS, Death Tribble was born pregnant. As were his sons. Yeah, tribble biology is messed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Cancer eats a little birthday cake every day. Except on his birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Pariah is talking in his sleep which is waking his wife. He is unknowingly relaying the kinky adventures of the elderly lady a few houses down via telepathy; and she is unaware of this, as is Pariah. This has been going on every night for the past week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Bazza can't keep a secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Pariah keeps all the secrets. Even the really filthy ones, involving you-know-what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 L. Marcus doesn't actually know what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 Pariah was walking along the beach as the waves hit the sand then rolled back into the ocean. He spotted an antique Arabian lamp half buried in the sand. Running over, and swiftly picking it up; Pariah rubbed it vigorously. Sure enough coloured smoke appeared out of its end and to Pariah's astonishment, it was a three-wish-granting genie! Unfortunately for Pariah, the genie was deaf, blind--although he could speak--and could only communicate via Braille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 24, 2017 Report Share Posted October 24, 2017 It's the same genie Bazza had encountered (though at a time when the genie was merely hard of hearing rather than stone deaf), which is why if you visit him, you will be entertained by the live music, performed by Bazza's 13-inch pianist. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Cancer was disappointed that the John Wayne film, Sands of Iwo Jima was not a documentary about the different types of sand found on the island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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