L. Marcus Posted January 13, 2019 Report Share Posted January 13, 2019 DT waxed on in wroth, and forgot to wax off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 L Marcus's attempt to create an unstable Scandinavian tectonic plate the infamous 'Denmark Strata' was foiled be heroic geologists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Of all of Death Tribble's storied nefarious deeds, the one about which he professes the deepest regret is driving the Rolls while taking 26 silver tabbies on a joyride around Houston, and doing a quick drive-through car wash ... with the top down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Cancer. The Alien won't impregnate him and the Predator won't hunt him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 Death Tribble knows the true interpretation of the Beatles' "I am the Walrus". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 Pariah can actually explain the performance of One Toke Over the Line on the Lawrence Welk show. (Yes, it happened. Really.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 The Russians cut off their own telescope because it was planning to run away and start a new life with Cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Death Tibble created a printer made of meat by-products! ...Yes, the tripewriter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2019 Report Share Posted January 17, 2019 Zeus needed a new outfit so Cancer gave them the Asteroid belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Plumbers charge extra for clearing drain clogs when they find Death Tribble hair in your pipes. It makes their tools turn goopy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Cancer has been teaching my 5-year-old son astronomy via telepathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Yeah, and he's having trouble with the idea of center-of-mass coordinates. How did you teach him about the vibrational spectrum of homonuclear diatomic molecules without that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Cancer has two centers of mass, two inches apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 On 1/16/2019 at 12:54 AM, Cancer said: Pariah can actually explain the performance of One Toke Over the Line on the Lawrence Welk show. (Yes, it happened. Really.) If that really happened, SOMEONE needs to explain it! Lucius Alexander The palindromedary's not buying it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 L Marcus tried to open a brand of print shops called Copydanavia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 14 hours ago, Lucius said: If that really happened, SOMEONE needs to explain it! I can't explain it, but you can find it on YouTube, so it did happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Cancer also can't explain how an alien masquerading as an out-of-work actor from Guildford can get away with constantly using a profoundly American accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Pariah invented armpit hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Some people chew tobacco. Some people chew bubble gum. Death Tribble chews the bark of Maltese chaste trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 Cancer moved Venus as it obscured his view of Jupiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Death Tribble once received a Brazilian wax as a birthday present. If your Google-fu is strong, you can still find photographs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 Pariah invented seeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2019 Report Share Posted February 2, 2019 94% of office workers in North America hate Death Tribble with an intensity spawning new creativity in obscene outrage, because they have been told that he is responsible for most of the idiotic default behaviors in Microsoft Office software. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Cancer once submitted a movie script to Hallmark Channel. It was rejected because the producers couldn't figure out how to film a first kiss in five dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Pariah invented carbon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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