Cancer Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above What Really happened at Chernobyl was that someone opened Enforcer84's secret stash without entering the proper passcode. Since then, he protects his precious Mallomars with simple area-effect disintegration projectors. The "dirty bomb" idea was a bit over the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Freddy Mercury didn't die. He lives on, body and soul, in the form of Cancer. Bill. (Flash! Ah-ah!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above The original Long Lance torpedo was powered by a rabbit in a treadmill. The Japanese gave up on that concept and turned to (inferior) oxygen propulsive power because Keyes_bill couldn't recruit enough bunnies for the arsenal they envisaged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer wrestles Yetis for fun and profit. But mostly for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus was sent to the back of the queue for making Ted Bundy jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Ted Bundy used to make jokes about death tribble's 'bad hair' days, so death tribble set the cops on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above That was Narratio who played the Guy who spanked the virgins in Monty Python's Holy Grail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above "There are imps at the door again, dear." "All right, I'll only explain this one more time, fellas. I am SatinKitty. You want SatanKitty. She's three blocks down the street." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Mikey really looks like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above While L.Marcus was modeling for the Ford Agency, he did part time work as a glove puppet stand in. The pay wasn't much, but the dental was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Y'know, some say it was irresponsible of Narratio to sell nukes to the Girl Scouts of America. I don't agree. A fella has to honor his drunken wagers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Superskrull wagered that he could drink Hemingway under the table. He couldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted November 12, 2006 Report Share Posted November 12, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Papa can knock back the booze, what can I say? Now, L. Marcus, on the other hand, once drank all of Ireland under the table. 'Course, he spent the next month draining the lizard, but so it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above And who was it made a documentary of the event? Superskrull and his Super 8mm camera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was once punched out by all the members of Girls Aloud for claiming All Saints were better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above death tribble made the Spice Girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 13, 2006 Report Share Posted November 13, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above L Marcus made the Pussycat Dolls as a form of revenge towards DT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Enforcer84's obsession with all-girl rock started years ago. Sadly most of the restraining orders are soon to expire. I fear the problems will start again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above In an attempt to help E84 out, Superskrull once tried to become Joan Jett's manager. She punched him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio was sent to the back of the queue for having fat ankles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above ... but doesn't that kind taste better? Death Tribble's more recently failed commercial venture was a bicycle rental and repair shop in Queen Maud Land. The Adeles weren't buying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer knows, because at the time he was operating a laundy service for the penguins. It flopped, too. The buying power of the average flightless bird is grossly overrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superskrull Posted November 14, 2006 Report Share Posted November 14, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Little known fact: L.Marcus actually controls the world herring supply. Any penguin needing his fix has to go through L. Marcus. Now, ask yourselves just why Cancer's penguinocentric laundry service failed. Me, I'm just pleased to have typed penguinocentric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narratio Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Superskrull, in his art time role as auditor for the Oxford English Dictionary, spends lots of time inventing words. The last one I remember was 'Humanocentric". I suppose 'penguinocentric' will be followed by 'rhinocentric', 'hippocentric' and probably 'threetoedslothcentric'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted November 15, 2006 Report Share Posted November 15, 2006 Re: Complicate the Person Above Narratio exists simultaneously in three different eras: The modern era (where we know him), the Victorian era, and the time of Genghis Khan. Strange but true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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