Klytus Posted October 31, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're as crazy as a bag of nuts in an unbalanced centrifuge! Q: What is the oddest simily for crazy you've ever heard? A: The Rogues V.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Rogues V.0 Q: What software do you need to compliment Hero V1.0? A; It's a little bit funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A; It's a little bit funny. Q: Why would you genetically engineer something to be 90% Architect ad 10% Clown? A: Your other left! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your other left! Q: What did Grond's corner tell him when he was losing the boxing match? A: OK, you're right, but you're still crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: OK, you're right, but you're still crazy. Q: I'm not a wacko Liberal! I'm a conservative. You take that insult back! A: He stood up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: He stood up. Q: I thought you were going to beat that guy up for stealing your girlfriend? Why'd you change your mind? A: Rabbit-flavoured Jello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought you were going to beat that guy up for stealing your girlfriend? Why'd you change your mind? A: Rabbit-flavoured Jello? Q: What was it that he ate that sent keyes_bill beserk ? A: I don't know why, I think they went right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know why' date=' I think they went right[/quote'] Q: One way street? Hey, how many ways can you go? A: Death is in his arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Nice looking couple. But who is she and why does everyone else who gets on the dance floor collapse? A:They call him all sorts of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Nice looking couple. But who is she and why does everyone else who gets on the dance floor collapse? A:They call him all sorts of things. Q) WHat do they call that guy over there with the tar, feathers, and plunger jammed up his rectum? A) It turned out only the last two were necesary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It turned out only the last two were necesary. Q) To dispatch your foe you used cyanide, aerosol plutonium chloride, phosgene, antimatter, napalm, a 15-kilometer asteroid impact, 16-inch battleship gunfire, bubonic plague, Dr. Destroyer, the secret Kung Fu Grope manuver, an anonymous tip to the IRS about tax evasion, the Mongol hordes, the old catsuit thread, and a rancid baloney sandwhich. Why'd the mods get on your case for excessive force? A) One of these things is not like the other.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) It turned out only the last two were necesary. Q: WHy'd they apologize for tarring him? A: She is stealing knowledge of written English from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) One of these things is not like the other.... Q: What was that tune he was humming as he tore off both your arms and then your spleen? A: Way too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Frisbee Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Think you used enough dynamite, there, Butch?" -- from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. A: It's not a perfect relationship, but the sex is pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: She is stealing knowledge of written English from me. Q: What was William Caxton's excuse when he was caught with a nun in a compromising position ? A: It's not a perfect relationship' date=' but the sex is pretty good.[/quote'] Q: You partner is Cthulhu ? A: I have to be in Washington, D.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have to be in Washington, D.C. Q: DT; How tight is you destruction schedule? A: they captured the title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: DT; How tight is you destruction schedule? A: they captured the title. Q: How are the Marines doing with that book that escaped the library ? A: Eleven hours for a hearing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eleven hours for a hearing Q: So, Judge, what's the worst part of the new "Justice in One Day" policy? A: The sheep are on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sheep are on fire! Q: Intelligence gives us this absurd memo saying the enemy intends to bombard us with incendiary livestock. What a bunch of idiots. So, Number Two, do you have anything to report? A: Breaking Wind Tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Intelligence gives us this absurd memo saying the enemy intends to bombard us with incendiary livestock. What a bunch of idiots. So, Number Two, do you have anything to report? A: Breaking Wind Tunnel. Q: What do you call a wind tunnel that makes a sudden curve? A: Bright Lights, Pig City. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you call a wind tunnel that makes a sudden curve? A: Bright Lights, Pig City. Q: What is the name of the bestselling book about a visit to Chicago during the height of the power of the people who run abattoirs ? A: The outcome of which might possibly effect one of the biggest decisions of my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The outcome of which might possibly effect one of the biggest decisions of my life Q: So, any thoughts on the referendum on gay marriage? A: Somewhere between "I don't know" and "I don't care." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somewhere between "I don't know" and "I don't care." Q: What do you mean, "I don't Nair"? A: Because not necessarily everything works better with duct tape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Because not necessarily everything works better with duct tape. Q: Why'd you have to go to the gynecologist? A: Russian Bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted November 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Russian Bees. Q: What preceeds Finnish C's? A: Frustration and despair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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