Hermit Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why can't I put numbers in sequential order? A: Yeah, but you must admit it was a hell of a party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah, but you must admit it was a hell of a party. Q: Dude, you lost your car, your licence, your house and your clothes? A: The know-nothings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: The know-nothings. Q: What's you nickname for the incoming bunch in Congress? A: Jack wasn't nimble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's you nickname for the incoming bunch in Congress? A: Jack wasn't nimble. Q: Were they removing a candlestick from his butt last night on 24? A: Lean mean and puce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Were they removing a candlestick from his butt last night on 24? A: Lean mean and puce. Q) So the new breed of Ogre has been born? What is it like? A) Or, you have it on backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A) Or' date=' you have it on backwards.[/quote'] Q) Dear, is my new one-piece bathing suit supposed to be this revealing? A) Hey, a Goth Girl's gotta work somewhere and it beats prostitution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: A Wal-Mart greeter just wished me a reasonably tolerable day despite the despair and anguish of the world? A: Try not to scream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Try not to scream. Q: Jerry, Butch the Dog wants to sleep undestureb. Why are you attacking me with that Butcher knife? A: Don't pay with a credit card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 10, 2006 Report Share Posted December 10, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't pay with a credit card. Q: Dear, can I buy that Thermonuclear Device as a Christmas present for my mother? A: That's why we never have chocolate-dipped frozen bananas when we go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's why we never have chocolate-dipped frozen bananas when we go out. Q: Darling, did you forget to pick up the new sex toys? A: It's a sea-monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a sea-monster. Q: Darling, did you forget to pick up the new sex toy? A: Just repeat what the last guy said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just repeat what the last guy said. Q: How do I not say what the next guy is gonna say? A: Groupies. Reward and Punishment for rock & roll success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Groupies. Reward and Punishment for rock & roll success. Q: So, why are you so down now that your single I am a Eunuch went platinum? A: Wobbly Bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teflon Billy Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So' date=' why are you so down now that your single [i']I am a Eunuch [/i]went platinum? A: Wobbly Bits. Q: What do you call the new model of breast mounted android data storage modules? A: A sack of Quadrotriticale, a half empty bottle of Antarean glow water, 15,000 Tribbles, and a naked passed out Cyrano Jones. TB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: A sack of Quadrotriticale, a half empty bottle of Antarean glow water, 15,000 Tribbles, and a naked passed out Cyrano Jones. TB Q: What was left on the space station after Yeoman Kimona Wanalaya's shore leave? A: Tube Snake Melon Platter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was left on the space station after Yeoman Kimona Wanalaya's shore leave? A: Tube Snake Melon Platter Q: When you have a hangover what is the last thing you want to have to eat ? A: I'm having lacinating pain in my chest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When you have a hangover what is the last thing you want to have to eat ? A: I'm having lacinating pain in my chest Q: What is the worst possible use of the non-word "lacinating"? A: 'Zilla Oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the worst possible use of the non-word "lacinating"? A: 'Zilla Oil. Q: What did Bazza call the collected sweat of Zornwil that he was marketing to the massage industry ? A: My motor functions are being affected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: My motor functions are being affected Q: Are you doing those car impressions deliberately? A: Begone, foul fiend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: Begone' date=' foul fiend![/quote'] Q: Hey, it's President Bush on the line; he's asking if you'd like to head a commission investigating those "satanic role-playing games". A: Over a million kilometers per hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, it's President Bush on the line; he's asking if you'd like to head a commission investigating those "satanic role-playing games". A: Over a million kilometers per hour. Q: How much territory do all the sloths cover per day ? A: My pulse is thready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions A: My pulse is thready Q: How do you know when you have spent to much time on the HERO boards? A: He is most admired by his fellow players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know when you have spent to much time on the HERO boards? A: He is most admired by his fellow players. Q: What phrase when quoted by a journalist is a source of anger and worry for a homophobic sports star ? A: a funny taste in the back of my throat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What phrase when quoted by a journalist is a source of anger and worry for a homophobic sports star ? A: a funny taste in the back of my throat Q: What did biting Fred Phelps leave you? A: Religious mediocrists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 14, 2006 Report Share Posted December 14, 2006 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did biting Fred Phelps leave you? A: Religious mediocrists. Q: Who is behind the hideous trend of emasculating all world religions so as not to offend others ? A: I think you're going into anaphylactic shock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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