Querysphinx Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you think we should tell him that we can see him surfing porn in the reflection of the bus window? A: Just because you built it, doesn't mean they'll come. Q: Did you hear he invested in a brothel just outside Vatican City? A: A record setting large-mouth bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I've built the ultimate vibrator!! A: OK, we'll get Steve Long to write The Ultimate Vibrator. That should be good enough. Q: I'm still trying to get my girlfriend into HERO... what do you think is the most effective route? A: Of course, that was before the rain started falling up out of the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear he invested in a brothel just outside Vatican City? A: A record setting large-mouth bass. Edit: Basil must have deleted his post. Hence. Q: He compared his girlfriend to a what? A: Of course, that was before the rain started falling up out of the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Edit: Basil must have deleted his post. Hence. Q: He compared his girlfriend to a what? A: Of course, that was before the rain started falling up out of the river. Q: They said the graviton collider was safe. A: The buffalo is empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They said the graviton collider was safe. A: The buffalo is empty. Q: Why is PETA exsanguinating the Camel? A: I do not fear you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You said WHAT!? to the hot chick with the thermal detonator? A: Oh, I'm all about diplomacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You said WHAT!? to the hot chick with the thermal detonator? A: Oh, I'm all about diplomacy. Q: Why do you have a huge, inacurate map of Europe painted on your floor? A: Bleeding is not my strong suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you have a huge, inacurate map of Europe painted on your floor? A: Bleeding is not my strong suit. Q: Why don't you want to give your life to the vampires ? A: Okay, get everybody out of here, clear the area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you want to give your life to the vampires ? A: Okay, get everybody out of here, clear the area Q: Trib is eating all the beans out of my pantry! What do we do?! What do we DO?!??! A: That's how we found him, your honor. No sir, I don't know who brought the rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's how we found him' date=' your honor. No sir, I don't know who brought the rope.[/quote'] Q: Who can explain to me why Death Tribble's tied up in Gillian's trailer? A: Take one for the road. Actually, take three. You'll probably need more than one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who can explain to me why Death Tribble's tied up in Gillian's trailer? A: Take one for the road. Actually, take three. You'll probably need more than one. Q: How do you expect me to get through the zombie infested streets with just a half-empty pistol and no clips? A: Normally, brains, but in your case I'll make the exception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Normally' date=' brains, but in your case I'll make the exception.[/quote'] Q: How did the Hulk win on Jeopardy? A: Face down on the mat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Face down on the mat. Q: Where is HeWhoIsMatt's Wife? A: This place is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This place is dead. Q: Aren't you having fun here at the graveyard? A: You must be at least this tall to storm the Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aren't you having fun here at the graveyard? A: You must be at least this tall to storm the Castle. Q: Is there something about the Kaiju and that ridiculously highly posted sign I should know about? A: Yes, we call it a "hat-trick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aren't you having fun here at the graveyard? A: You must be at least this tall to storm the Castle. Q: Why didn't Zombie Herve Villechaize enjoy his trip to PlunderLand? A: AFTER I eat you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is there something about the Kaiju and that ridiculously highly posted sign I should know about? Darn - simuled! A: Yes, we call it a "hat-trick." Q: Is that person wearing his third hat where I think he is? A: AFTER I eat you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is that person wearing his third hat where I think he is? A: AFTER I eat you. Q: So, Doctor Maw... you have me where you want me. Are you going to disclose your Master Plan now?! A: I wouldn't say "goal." More like "partially met objective thingy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So' date=' Doctor Maw... you have me where you want me. Are you going to disclose your [i']Master Plan[/i] now?! A: I wouldn't say "goal." More like "partially met objective thingy." Q: So, Doctor Inerudite, have we met our stated goal? A:I don't CARE how it's prognosticated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Querysphinx Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, Doctor Inerudite, have we met our stated goal? A:I don't CARE how it's prognosticated! Q: Did you know the word augery originally meant studying the flight and behavior of birds? A: He had hair a minute ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you know the word augery originally meant studying the flight and behavior of birds? A: He had hair a minute ago. Q: Why do you think the race pressure is getting to Barack Obama? A: No, I'm still a civlized man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I'm still a civlized man.[/quote'] Q: So, are you ready for ConanCon 2008? A: You really CAN get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than with a kind word alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, are you ready for ConanCon 2008? A: You really CAN get more with a kind word and a two-by-four than with a kind word alone! Q: What motto does Hacksaw Jim Duggan live by ? A: I don't know anything about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thia Halmades Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What motto does Hacksaw Jim Duggan live by ? A: I don't know anything about that Q: So we need to bounce the graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish, and that'll cover our makin' sh-t up as we go quotient, right? A: It took three Klingons and a cell phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It took three Klingons and a cell phone. Q: How were you able to contact Captain Kirk? A: Bring out the Dalaek Magi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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