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Q: Sir, were you aware that you are so strung out your eyes look like spheres made of very lean bacon?

 

A: I am going nowhere near that frying pan.

 

 

Q: Why are you backing away from my deep-fried nitroglycerine baste?

 

A: I am going to hit you. But I will avoid your face.

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Q: Why are you backing away from my deep-fried nitroglycerine baste?

 

A: I am going to hit you. But I will avoid your face.

 

Q: I didn't know she was your daughter! Can't you just forgive me?

 

A: I expect that in about four hours, yes.

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Q: I didn't know she was your daughter! Can't you just forgive me?

 

A: I expect that in about four hours, yes.

 

 

Q: You ate the Atomic Fire Level Insanity Peppers? You realise you're going to pay dearly for that?

 

A: I am not human.

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A: I am not human.

 

Q: For the love of all that's human, Joe Q, why would you have Spiderman make a deal with the devil?!

 

A: I have two levels in Throwing a Cat in Someone's Soft, Unprotected Face.

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A: I have two levels in Throwing a Cat in Someone's Soft' date=' Unprotected Face.[/quote']

 

Q: 'Kitten Girl'? That's got to be the dumbest superheroine name I've ever heard! Why should I be afraid of you?

 

A: Boot to the head....or maybe somewhere else.

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A: I have two levels in Throwing a Cat in Someone's Soft' date=' Unprotected Face.[/quote']

 

Q: BWAH-HA-HA!! I am unmatched in my mastery of Atomic Wedgie Fu! How can you hope to stand against me, fool?

 

A: Very well. Release the hat, hang the lizard.

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A: Boot to the head....or maybe somewhere else.

 

(Rats, beaten to the punch.)

 

Q: What other novel apparel storage strategies do you have to offer?

 

A: ((same as above))

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A: Very well. Release the hat' date=' hang the lizard.[/quote']

 

Q: Of course it was the alligator that ate those poor retirees! How could you possibly suspect the fedora?!

 

A: Equal parts water, corn syrup, and automatic transmission fluid.

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A: Equal parts water' date=' corn syrup, and automatic transmission fluid.[/quote']

 

Q: You got the new auto-pancake-mobile. What does it run on?

 

A: Iron Man was here. :dyn

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Q: Who threw all the police in prison and hired the criminals?

 

A: Same as it ever was.

 

 

Q: All the nutjobs broke out of Arkham again!

 

A: He fell to his debt.

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A: Mary Jane and John Locke

 

Q: Name two people with whom the Nobel Prize laureates now running Marvel are obviously unfamiliar.

 

A: I think you're missing one very important word here.

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A: Children. Three children. The other villains will never let this defeat be forgotten.

 

Q: What did the Gangrene Gang say after being beaten up by the Powerpuff Girls?

 

A: Rocky Road ice cream, with whipped cream and a little 10W40 motor oil on top.

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A: Rocky Road ice cream' date=' with whipped cream and a little 10W40 motor oil on top.[/quote']

 

Q: What is Jenny's (My Life as a Teenage Robot) favorite dessert?

 

A: Insomnia.

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A: Zinger burgers - now with real Zingers!

 

Q: Why are there pink coconut flakes in with my fries?

 

A: Actually, that's the last person in the world I'd want for a job like that.

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Q: Okay, so it says here you wanted me to bring some guy named Banner and a can full of bees to build this bridge, right?

 

A: Well, if you like blood flavored slurpees, that makes sense.

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A: Well' date=' if you like blood flavored slurpees, that makes sense.[/quote']

 

Q: Did 7-Eleven really just outsource their novelty drinks to Transylvania? :eek:

 

A: Three to the left, sixteen to the right, and then you just bang your head five or six times.

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A: Three to the left' date=' sixteen to the right, and then you just bang your head five or six times.[/quote']

 

Q: What do you get while translating the Time Warp back into English after it has gone around the globe?

 

A: My morals and ethics are kept in a showbox at the back of the top shelf in the hall closet.

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