Sundog Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sir, were you aware that you are so strung out your eyes look like spheres made of very lean bacon? A: I am going nowhere near that frying pan. Q: Why are you backing away from my deep-fried nitroglycerine baste? A: I am going to hit you. But I will avoid your face. Quote
Thia Halmades Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you backing away from my deep-fried nitroglycerine baste? A: I am going to hit you. But I will avoid your face. Q: I didn't know she was your daughter! Can't you just forgive me? A: I expect that in about four hours, yes. Quote
Sundog Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I didn't know she was your daughter! Can't you just forgive me? A: I expect that in about four hours, yes. Q: You ate the Atomic Fire Level Insanity Peppers? You realise you're going to pay dearly for that? A: I am not human. Quote
BoloOfEarth Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am not human. Q: For the love of all that's human, Joe Q, why would you have Spiderman make a deal with the devil?! A: I have two levels in Throwing a Cat in Someone's Soft, Unprotected Face. Quote
Pariah Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have two levels in Throwing a Cat in Someone's Soft' date=' Unprotected Face.[/quote'] Q: 'Kitten Girl'? That's got to be the dumbest superheroine name I've ever heard! Why should I be afraid of you? A: Boot to the head....or maybe somewhere else. Quote
Cancer Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have two levels in Throwing a Cat in Someone's Soft' date=' Unprotected Face.[/quote'] Q: BWAH-HA-HA!! I am unmatched in my mastery of Atomic Wedgie Fu! How can you hope to stand against me, fool? A: Very well. Release the hat, hang the lizard. Quote
Cancer Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Boot to the head....or maybe somewhere else. (Rats, beaten to the punch.) Q: What other novel apparel storage strategies do you have to offer? A: ((same as above)) Quote
Pariah Posted January 11, 2008 Report Posted January 11, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Very well. Release the hat' date=' hang the lizard.[/quote'] Q: Of course it was the alligator that ate those poor retirees! How could you possibly suspect the fedora?! A: Equal parts water, corn syrup, and automatic transmission fluid. Quote
Asperion Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Equal parts water' date=' corn syrup, and automatic transmission fluid.[/quote'] Q: You got the new auto-pancake-mobile. What does it run on? A: Iron Man was here. Quote
Tim Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Iron Man was here. Q: Who threw all the police in prison and hired the criminals? A: Same as it ever was. Quote
Sundog Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who threw all the police in prison and hired the criminals? A: Same as it ever was. Q: All the nutjobs broke out of Arkham again! A: He fell to his debt. Quote
Asperion Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He fell to his debt. Q: Why did the criminal land on this dollar sign? A: The Beyonder was here. Quote
Psybolt Posted January 12, 2008 Report Posted January 12, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Beyonder was here. Q: What made Joe Q agree to screw up Spidey's life? A: Mary Jane and John Locke Quote
Pariah Posted January 13, 2008 Report Posted January 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mary Jane and John Locke Q: Name two people with whom the Nobel Prize laureates now running Marvel are obviously unfamiliar. A: I think you're missing one very important word here. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2008 Report Posted January 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think you're missing one very important word here. Q: Why so mad, dear? Doesn't it say "Thou shalt commit adultery"? A: Someday I'm gonna kick that ball. Quote
Amber Nytstar Posted January 13, 2008 Report Posted January 13, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Someday I'm gonna kick that ball. Q: How's your head, Chuck? Any desire to throw up? A: Children. Three children. The other villains will never let this defeat be forgotten. Quote
Pariah Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Children. Three children. The other villains will never let this defeat be forgotten. Q: What did the Gangrene Gang say after being beaten up by the Powerpuff Girls? A: Rocky Road ice cream, with whipped cream and a little 10W40 motor oil on top. Quote
Pensativa Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rocky Road ice cream' date=' with whipped cream and a little 10W40 motor oil on top.[/quote'] Q: What is Jenny's (My Life as a Teenage Robot) favorite dessert? A: Insomnia. Quote
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Insomnia. Q: What are Abraham Lincoln and a talking beaver doing playing chess in my kitchen? A: And you thought the chicken was bad. Quote
Tim Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And you thought the chicken was bad. Q: My steak is green. A:2 new cars and the Partridge family Quote
Sundog Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My steak is green. A:2 new cars and the Partridge family Q: What did Bill Gates just buy? A: Zinger burgers - now with real Zingers! Quote
Pariah Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Zinger burgers - now with real Zingers! Q: Why are there pink coconut flakes in with my fries? A: Actually, that's the last person in the world I'd want for a job like that. Quote
Thia Halmades Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, so it says here you wanted me to bring some guy named Banner and a can full of bees to build this bridge, right? A: Well, if you like blood flavored slurpees, that makes sense. Quote
Pariah Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' if you like blood flavored slurpees, that makes sense.[/quote'] Q: Did 7-Eleven really just outsource their novelty drinks to Transylvania? A: Three to the left, sixteen to the right, and then you just bang your head five or six times. Quote
FireTiger Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three to the left' date=' sixteen to the right, and then you just bang your head five or six times.[/quote'] Q: What do you get while translating the Time Warp back into English after it has gone around the globe? A: My morals and ethics are kept in a showbox at the back of the top shelf in the hall closet. Quote
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