Pariah Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This purple rose was left for you. Q: How can the rest of the National League tell the Rockies are still gloating about their pennant? A: It's not as painful as it looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 15, 2008 Report Share Posted March 15, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not as painful as it looks. Q: Are you sure this method will get me smoother skin than shaving with a razor? A: It's like a minty-fresh snowdrift in Heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you sure this method will get me smoother skin than shaving with a razor? A: It's like a minty-fresh snowdrift in Heaven. Q: What do you think of the new cyanide based toothpaste? A: I don't think that means what you think it means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of the new cyanide based toothpaste? A: I don't think that means what you think it means. Q: He didn't fall??!! Inconceivable! A:But now my nose hurts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A:But now my nose hurts! Q: I'm glad to see you've been working hard; you're getting ahead by keeping your nose to the grindstone! A: For cows to graze in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: For cows to graze in. Q: You terraformed Mars into one big grassy meadow? What the heck for? A: Where I'm going I don't know, when I'll get there I ain't certain. All I know is I am on my way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You terraformed Mars into one big grassy meadow? What the heck for? A: Where I'm going I don't know, when I'll get there I ain't certain. All I know is I am on my way! Q: You know the batteries in your GPS died, yes? A: I am not a quitter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am not a quitter! Q: You're dying of lung cancer. Why do you keep demanding cigarettes? A: Believe me, this time the pleasure is all yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Believe me, this time the pleasure is all yours. Q: Governor SPitzer, You said you wanted one last fling? A: They are still waiting to be rescued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Governor SPitzer, You said you wanted one last fling? A: They are still waiting to be rescued. Q: How are Gilligan, Skipper, and the others doing on the island? A: [spit take] "I drank what?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: [spit take] "I drank what?" Q: Do you realize that glass is full of Dihydrogen Monoxide, the most powerful solvent in the universe? A: Pure bafflegab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do you realize that glass is full of Dihydrogen Monoxide, the most powerful solvent in the universe? A: Pure bafflegab. Q: How would you describe the Son of a Bush's address to the League of the Non-Erudite? A: This is the definition of vapourware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the definition of vapourware. Q: I'm after something that computes late-type stellar atmospheres in spherical symmetry. Got any suggestions? A: It is amazing what one can get paid to do, isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm after something that computes late-type stellar atmospheres in spherical symmetry. Got any suggestions? A: It is amazing what one can get paid to do, isn't it. Q: You get paid to taste-test every batch of chocolates from the factory? A: Naked and coated in oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Naked and coated in oil. Q: What happens if you try to fix your car in the nude? A: Chocolate-covered wingnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chocolate-covered wingnuts. Q: What do you give your Robot Girlfriend? A: You may have built me out of spare parts, but that doesn't mean I'll obey you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you give your Robot Girlfriend? A: You may have built me out of spare parts, but that doesn't mean I'll obey you. Q: What were Eve's first words to Adam? A: Dance Dance Evolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dance Dance Evolution Q: How can you believe the Funky Chicken is descended from dinosaurs? A: That's what it's all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what it's all about. Q: What is on the tombstone of the man that created "The Hokey Pokey"? A: He has no higher brain functions. Never did, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He has no higher brain functions. Never did' date=' either.[/quote'] Q: How did you know it was (INSERT NAME OF POLITICAL FIGURE YOU DISLIKE HERE)? A: This may be unpleasant, but it's a place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you know it was (INSERT NAME OF POLITICAL FIGURE YOU DISLIKE HERE)? A: This may be unpleasant, but it's a place. Q: Why did you choose the portal to Hell rather than the one to Limbo? A: It's a somewhat indescribable experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you choose the portal to Hell rather than the one to Limbo? A: It's a somewhat indescribable experience. Q: you were there for the Sword Trio and the troupe sword choreography? and the Atomic Shimmy finale? A:Your so vain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A:Your so vain! Q: So this is a song about me, right? A: But if ya go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: But if ya go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao' date=' you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.[/quote'] Q: I don't understand. This is the Love Dead Dictators Society, and there's supposed to be scads of hot babes here, and I'm not getting any action. What's going on? A: NT: One-time "exhibition" sport competitions coming up in the Beijing Olympics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: NT: One-time "exhibition" sport competitions coming up in the Beijing Olympics. Q: What? the wrong thread? How did I do that? A: What do you mean I don't care about peasants? I love the peasants. PULL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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