Cancer Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The only thing worse is Cyberman Sitcoms. Q: I am coming to really, really hate Vampire Romances. How about you? A: (sing) Have yourself a Freddy Kruger Christmas.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: (sing) Have yourself a Freddy Kruger Christmas.... Q: If you want your stockings shredded with horror, torn red/white striped shirt, saying "have yourself a slashing good Christmas" who would you be looking for? A: Comp-U-Netics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If you want your stockings shredded with horror, torn red/white striped shirt, saying "have yourself a slashing good Christmas" who would you be looking for? A: Comp-U-Netics Q: What did the cult come up with after realizing 'Dia' didn't mean anything? A: Supreme God and Overlord of Squish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Supreme God and Overlord of Squish. Q: Ewe Boll's making another movie? What's this one gonna be? A: Sure, it's just my opinion, but that doesn't mean it's not absolutely true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sure' date=' it's just my opinion, but that doesn't mean it's not absolutely true.[/quote'] Q: Cats are the instruments of Satan? Do you seriously expect me to believe that? A: What an interesting paranoid delusion. Thank you for sharing it with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Cats are the instruments of Satan? Do you seriously expect me to believe that? A: What an interesting paranoid delusion. Thank you for sharing it with us. Q: Did you know that the Tribble Army led by Death Tribble has kidnapped Teh Bunneh and is holding him for a ransom of toothpicks? A: Use of that term is grounds for nuclear annihilation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Use of that term is grounds for nuclear annihilation. Q: Hey, all I said was 'President Cheney'. Why are you looking at me that way? A: Proof that you can, indeed, make a pie out of anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Proof that you can' date=' indeed, make a pie out of anything.[/quote'] Q: Those four-and-twenty blackbirds sure put up a squak when you put them in the oven, didn't they? A: Let them eat cheesecake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let them eat cheesecake. Q: Why did you give those guys 250 gift subscriptions to Bikini Monthly? A: That sounds like almost as much fun as having rabid weasels feast on your spleen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That sounds like almost as much fun as having rabid weasels feast on your spleen. Q: Uwe Boll's latest masterpiece is out! Wanna come see it? A: Good. I needed something to keep me company as I wait to be executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Good. I needed something to keep me company as I wait to be executed. Q: There's a man here to see you; he claims he's killed your ex-wife. A: Maxwell's silver crescent wrench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maxwell's silver crescent wrench. Q: What just came down upon my knee? A: But as she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What just came down upon my knee? A: But as she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind.... Q: Scene from a horror movie. ANY horror movie. A: This is cliche planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is cliche planet. Q: Why is everything here as dead as a doornail? A: It's obvious that you have no idea what you're talking about. You're exactly the kind of person we've been looking for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's obvious that you have no idea what you're talking about. You're exactly the kind of person we've been looking for! Q: I'd like to apply for your management position. My dog ate my fancy copy of my resume, and I accidentally overwrote the original file with 37 gigs of unintelligible YouTube vids, so here's the URL of my Facebook page full of 'shopped pictures of me making famous pornstars. Can you meet my salary demand of $200k a year plus expense account? A: It could be worse. You could play for the Raiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It could be worse. You could play for the Raiders. Q: Why is rooting for the Lions such a drag? A: We gave peace a chance. Turns out we didn't like it very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We gave peace a chance. Turns out we didn't like it very much. Q: What does the new Iraqi State Seal say? A: I didn't come down here because you kissed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does the new Iraqi State Seal say? A: I didn't come down here because you kissed me. Q: What do you want: me or my money? A: Kinda like eating razor blades dipped in vinegar...just not as enjoyable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kinda like eating razor blades dipped in vinegar...just not as enjoyable. Q: So, how was High School Musical 3? A: Don't mind him, he hates everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't mind him' date=' he hates everyone.[/quote'] Q: Who decided it was a good idea to invite Rush Limbaugh to this party? A: The hills are alive, and it looks like Mongols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The hills are alive' date=' and it looks like Mongols.[/quote'] Q: The Chinese government wouldn't allow you to show your new musical in Beijing? What could they possibly have found offensive? A: As I live and breathe, there's nothing more useless than a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: As I live and breathe' date=' there's nothing more useless than a cat.[/quote'] Q: It's discrimination! Why won't you allow Moggy into the Iditarod? A: And the pipes played The Flowers of the Forest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And the pipes played The Flowers of the Forest. Q: The nature center has a musical sewer system? A: Hit it with a brick. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: The nature center has a musical sewer system? A: Hit it with a brick. Again. Q: Hello Tech Support? My computer locked up again, what should I do? A: [singing] "You're just a microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan...designed and directed by his red right hand..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: [singing] "You're just a microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan...designed and directed by his red right hand..." Q: How do you know that Satan asked you to get a container of milk, a loaf of bread, a stick of butter, and a dozen fresh souls? A: If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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