DocMan Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Anatomically impossible' date=' Mr. Garibaldi. But you're welcome to try.[/quote'] Q: Can that stick up your ass go any deeper? A: I'm pretty sure you can't say that on TV. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm pretty sure you can't say that on TV. Q" Glarlx xkxro drbl s'sst'kun? A: Six months out of every year, I might as well be wearing crepe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Six months out of every year' date=' I might as well be wearing crepe.[/quote'] Q: Why do you keep creping around? A: The DOW Rune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you keep creping around? A: The DOW Rune. Q: What's the giveaway in the latest Journal of Modern Sorcery? A: Degenerate Batter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Degenerate Batter. Q: What do you use to make White Dwarf Cake? A: No, no. Uranium oxide is yellow cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' no. Uranium oxide is [u']yellow[/u] cake. Q - Look, Mr. Ahmadinejad. The Americans sent us a nice chocolate cake! Isn't that thoughtful? A - Iran...so far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Look, Mr. Ahmadinejad. The Americans sent us a nice chocolate cake! Isn't that thoughtful? A - Iran...so far away. Q: What god-forsaken part of the world is Flock Of Seaguls having a concert in next week? A: Just imagine the look on Allura's face when she woke up next to Prince Lotor the next morning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Just imagine the look on Allura's face when she woke up next to Prince Lotor the next morning.... Q: Why do I have a sense of dark foreboding? A: I swear it wasn't like that at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: I swear it wasn't like that at all! Q - So, Luke, your plans for taking over the galaxy included seducing your sister and murdering your father? A - Rain, Rain, go away. I don't care where. Just go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Rain' date=' Rain, go away. I don't care where. Just go.[/quote'] Q: What did the Weather Wizard say to make it start raining inside the Louvre? A: A really bad place for a joy-buzzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Rain' date=' Rain, go away. I don't care where. Just go.[/quote'] Q: Great Heavens! What did that little girl say that made Thunder God bawl like a baby and leave the combat? A: A really bad place for a joy-buzzer. Q: What is that on your athletic supporter? A: It went off in my hand! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: It went off in my hand! Q: Why are you covered in paint while wearing cammo? A: Yes, Chun-Li, that outfit does look good on you. Don't kill me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you covered in paint while wearing cammo? A: Yes, Chun-Li, that outfit does look good on you. Don't kill me! Q: Any Street Fighter fanboy, on meeting the girl of his dreams... A: The Martian Hammer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted May 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Martian Hammer! Q: What tool is far more dangerous than The Venusian Wrench? A: Time for some more of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Time for some more of that. Q - I'm sick of This! All the time, more and more of This! You know what time that makes it? A - Ho hum, another day in the lions' den. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Ho hum, another day in the lions' den. Q: Daniel, why are you polishing your resume? A: Two men enter, 2 men leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two men enter' date=' 2 men leave.[/quote'] Q: What's the most disgusting thing about senators and airport restrooms? A: Umm ... I'd prefer something a little more carbon-neutral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Umm ... I'd prefer something a little more carbon-neutral. Q: Don't you want to get your fiance a nice diamond for her engagement ring? A: No, not "cuts glass". Cuts gas! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' not "cuts glass". Cuts gas![/quote'] Q: Why won't you swallow this diamond powder? A: And make each prisoner pent unwillingly represent a source of innocent merriment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2009 Report Share Posted May 8, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: And make each prisoner pent unwillingly represent a source of innocent merriment. Q - Just bought a new rhyming dictionary, eh Mr. Hopcroft? A - Please don't hit me. I know I deserve it, but please don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - Please don't hit me. I know I deserve it' date=' but please don't.[/quote'] Q - Why is my new car on fire? A: Send the Marines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2009 Report Share Posted May 9, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Send the Marines! Q - There's a bunch of cute marine biologists looking for dates for the weekend. Any suggestions? A - To the shores of Tripoli, but not to Mississippoli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A - To the shores of Tripoli' date=' but not to Mississippoli.[/quote'] Q: Did you say that we were given discharge orders to take over Mississippoli? A: Optimus, there is a Mr. Megatron here to see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: Optimus' date=' there is a Mr. Megatron here to see you.[/quote'] Q: Why is it such a bad idea for the Autobots to go into Merchant banking? A: This is the only tool I have, so every problem looks like a kitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 10, 2009 Report Share Posted May 10, 2009 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the only tool I have' date=' so every problem looks like a kitten.[/quote'] Q: What are you doing with a sledgehammer? A: When the rockets go up, who cares where they come down. It's not my department. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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