Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was when all the wires knotted up. Q: When did bombs get so hard to defuse? A: Yes, it would spoil some vast eternal plan if you were a wealthy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes' date=' it would spoil some vast eternal plan if you were a wealthy man.[/quote'] Q - What do you mean, teachers can't make $500K per year? A - After that, it went downhill pretty quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - After that' date=' it went downhill pretty quickly.[/quote'] Q: And what happened after you got off the ski lift? A: And here are some new, exciting ways to put yourself in a full body cast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: And here are some new' date=' exciting ways to put yourself in a full body cast![/quote'] Q - Can you recommend some new fashion accessories for the cast of Jersey Shore? A - I aim to misbehave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I aim to misbehave. Q: What did Loki say was his reason for putting cross-hairs on the Staff of Chaos? A: He missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: He missed. Q: Dude, he just fired a dozen anti-tank rounds at you! How can you still be standing there? A: If you weren't guilty I wouldn't have bothered to arrest you, so shut up and take your summary execution like a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you weren't guilty I wouldn't have bothered to arrest you' date=' so shut up and take your summary execution like a man.[/quote'] Q: What do police in China typically say after an arrest? A: Mold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mold. Q: What's the most important step in making miniatures out of lead-free pewter? A: This is the downside of having yourself cloned fifteen thousand times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is the downside of having yourself cloned fifteen thousand times. Q - The Asgard are on the verge of extinction? How could this have happened?! A - Chicken in a bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Chicken in a bucket. Q: How did all those feathers and droppings get into our well water? A: Now if you had indoor plumbing like everyone else in town, this wouldn't be a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now if you had indoor plumbing like everyone else in town' date=' this wouldn't be a problem.[/quote'] Q: Did you just throw out the baby with the bath water? A: The soldiers are all green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The soldiers are all green. Q: What makes you think they fed Dr. Banner's gamma-formula to the army? A: An extra 300. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: An extra 300. Q: What do you get if you bowl a *second* perfect game in a series? A: You have to have good hands, it's high impact, there's a big noise at the end, you can end up in the gutter ... but it really isn't like sex at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: You have to have good hands' date=' it's high impact, there's a big noise at the end, you can end up in the gutter ... but it really isn't like sex at all.[/quote'] Q: What's it like when you fail to properly disarm an explosive? A: Splitting infinitives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Splitting infinitives. Q - What is Star Trek known to boldly do better than anyone else? A - Even Foxbat isn't that crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Even Foxbat isn't that crazy. Q: Where did all these smilie faces all over Avengers Mansion come from? A: My Jeopardy for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: My Jeopardy for you. Q: If I give you Wheel of Fortune what will I get in return? A: This octopus! Let's give him boots! Send him to North Korea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: This octopus! Let's give him boots! Send him to North Korea! Q: (sing) What do you do with a hostile squid, What do you do with a hostile squid, What do you do with a hostile squid, Ear-lie in the morning? A: They'll eat him, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q: (sing)What do you do with a hostile squid, What do you do with a hostile squid, What do you do with a hostile squid, Ear-lie in the morning? A: They'll eat him, you know. Q: Who? Godzilla? A: A meal fit for a lunatic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: A meal fit for a lunatic! Q: We have this crazy chicken. Who shall it be given to? A: Dirty planets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 8, 2012 Report Share Posted June 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dirty planets. Q: So your ship transforms into Mega Maid. What do you use that to clean up? A: If you don't stop fouling me, I'll take my grenades and go home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you don't stop fouling me' date=' I'll take my grenades and go home![/quote'] Q: Why isn't basketball more popular in terrorist training camps? A: It was 210.9 for 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was 210.9 for 3 days. Q: Why have all the Venesians been coming to Earth? A: The Library in the Center of the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Library in the Center of the Universe. Q: Dude, this book's been overdue for 1.7 million years. Where do you have to go to return it? A: I don't care if you are the Supreme Sorcerer of the Earth Dimension, charged with blunting all threats mystic and inter-dimensional. Give me back my hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 9, 2012 Report Share Posted June 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't care if you are the Supreme Sorcerer of the Earth Dimension' date=' charged with blunting all threats mystic and inter-dimensional. Give me back my hat![/quote'] Q - How did you know that guy was really a Jaeger? A - Farewell to knees and berries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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