Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2012 Report Share Posted August 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not as safe as I would have hoped. Q: How was your vacation trip to Gotham City? A: Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 10, 2012 Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier somewhere else. Q: What is the motto of Gotham City? A: Let the eat Scotch Eggs ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let the eat Scotch Eggs ! Q: What did he say to make you think he'd already had too much to drink before breakfast? A: Outfoxing Jar-Jar Binks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Outfoxing Jar-Jar Binks. Q - Name something easier than outfoxing the Foxbat. A - The chocolate syrup was a bit much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - The chocolate syrup was a bit much. Q: You told me to keep her covered, and so I did! Why are you complaining? A: Too many clones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too many clones. Q: What is the biggest problem facing Scottish sheep farmers? A: She's programmed to work hard. She's never profane. She won't go insane -- not ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's programmed to work hard. She's never profane. She won't go insane -- not ever! Q: Why would I want to take a class from Professor Von Pinn? One mistake on my part and she'll rip my head off! A: But she will give it back to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: But she will give it back to you. Q: Miley Cyrus doesn't want this engagement ring? A: If you still think it doesn't make sense, you obviously aren't using enough drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you still think it doesn't make sense' date=' you obviously aren't using enough drugs.[/quote'] Q - I'm sorry, but quantum mechanics just doesn't make sense to me. A - Chapters one, three, six, seven, nine, and fifteen through nineteen inclusive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q - I'm sorry, but quantum mechanics just doesn't make sense to me. A - Chapters one, three, six, seven, nine, and fifteen through nineteen inclusive. Q: Have you been up all night on Red Bull and uppers? Jeez, how many chapters did your history professor assign you to read by class tomorrow? A: Yet another reason why attempting to burglarize a demon's apartment is a really bad idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 15, 2012 Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yet another reason why attempting to burglarize a demon's apartment is a really bad idea... Q: How do you escape the pile of bones while rifling thrue the demon's closet? A: The proctologist called, he's found your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The proctologist called' date=' he's found your head.[/quote'] Q: (Boss to secretary) Who the hell was that on the phone, you overpaid dingbat? A: In the small of the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: In the small of the back. Q: Where should I put this dagger? A: I don't know why you think like that, so I'm begging you -- PLEASE don't vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't know why you think like that' date=' so I'm begging you -- PLEASE don't vote![/quote'] Q - What does each half of our nation think about the other half? A - Chicken enchiladas for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Chicken enchiladas for everyone! Q: What becomes of all the losers at a cockfight south of the border? A: I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Q: Welcome to Magrathea customer support. Is there a problem? A: I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I always thought there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe. Q - You mean the speed of light isn't a constant? A - Even Torquemada would think this was too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 16, 2012 Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Even Torquemada would think this was too much. Q: Why are we giving everyone the silent treatment? A: We justb shaped the universe - it is a "U" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: We justb shaped the universe - it is a "U" Q: What happens when The Spectre and The Beyonder go on all-night benders? A: Dammit, I'm mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dammit' date=' I'm mad.[/quote'] Q: I'm sorry, General, but did you just tell me that we need to go to war to protect our precious bodily fluids? What would make you say something like that? A: Captain Lawrence, I know you're a proud man but it would seem slightly less insane to ride the camel than to walk across the desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Captain Lawrence' date=' I know you're a proud man but it would seem slightly less insane to ride the camel than to walk across the desert.[/quote'] Q: That camel spit on me, soldier! Why did you defy my direct orders to leave it behind? A: Gladiator movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gladiator movies. Q: If your alcoholic uncle invites you to one of these -- RUN! Do I make myself clear? A: I'm glad you can't see or hear me as I fiddle about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm glad you can't see or hear me as I fiddle about. Q: Too bad on becoming a deaf-mute. Is there any requests that you would like for me to play? A: It's only water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's only water. Q: Here's this beverage I imported at great expense from the Alps. It's really delicious. Transparent too. Cost me a pretty penny, I can tell you! Want some? A: See, it is smart juice! You're getting smarter already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: See' date=' it is smart juice! You're getting smarter already![/quote'] Q: Why did I pay you so much for this garbage? A: A lack of trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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