Asperion Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Back in thyme. Q: What did the chicken declare when he came ouit of the freezer? A: They get teh first hour of labor on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 8, 2012 Report Share Posted July 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: They get teh first hour of labor on us. Q: What is the motto of cut-rate obstetricians everywhere? A: Look at them cavemen go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look at them cavemen go! Q: How do you know that GIECO is in trouble? A: The first thing we do, let's kill all the politicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The first thing we do' date=' let's kill all the politicians.[/quote'] Q: Comrade, how do you want to run the country after the Revolution comes? A: You don't know how corrupt the Old Republic really was. Believe me, I'm an improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: You don't know how corrupt the Old Republic really was. Believe me' date=' I'm an improvement.[/quote'] Q: Meesa think Empire's "Idiot Tax" on Gungans way too high! Meesa like old ways better! A: Ouch time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2012 Report Share Posted July 22, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ouch time. Q: You've ticked off Ben Grimm! What time is it? A: The Power to Cloud Men's Coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Power to Cloud Men's Coffee. Q - What power does every mediocre barista in North America possess? A - Personally, I blame the hipsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 23, 2012 Report Share Posted July 23, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Personally' date=' I blame the hipsters.[/quote'] Q: All I wanted was a maple bar! Why do I have to stand in line so long? A: I would rather not be executed, thank you very much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 24, 2012 Report Share Posted July 24, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I would rather not be executed' date=' thank you very much![/quote'] Q - Would you rather be executed by being shot repeatedly with a BB gun, or by being drowned in raspberry-flavoured waffle syrup? A - I can only assume that you're from Mississippi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Would you rather be executed by being shot repeatedly with a BB gun, or by being drowned in raspberry-flavoured waffle syrup? A - I can only assume that you're from Mississippi. Q: "One home state, two home state, three home state, RUSH! Er.. Why are you looking at me like that? A: For you, the day Marcus Impudite graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me... it was Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: For you' date=' the day Marcus Impudite graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me... it was Tuesday.[/quote'] Q: Care to join us for the Marcus Impudite Day celebration, honoring the day you came into town and slew the tyrannical Lord Vicious? A: So this is what Rupert Murdoch looks like when he's scared out of his wits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: So this is what Rupert Murdoch looks like when he's scared out of his wits! Q - Was that an urang-utan wearing an Armani suit riding a unicycle? A - I would do anything for pie...but I won't do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I would do anything for pie...but I won't do that. Q: You mean the formula isn't three times the radius squared? How dare you! I demand you meet me on the Field of Honor tomorrow at dawn! A: Can't sleep. T-Rex will eat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Can't sleep. T-Rex will eat me. Q - What thought was always running through the tiny, tiny brain of the gallimimus? A - Do we have to do this right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Do we have to do this right now? Q: It's your turn to guard the jolly, candy-like History Eraser Button. I know it's your poker night, but this takes precedence! A: It takes a special breed to uncreate the Universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted July 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It takes a special breed to uncreate the Universe. Q: How do the folks that continuously retcon history in comics justify that to themselves? A: Not special enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not special enough. Q: How do you like that? I've been accepted to the Polka-dot Berets! What do you think of THOSE forces? A: See the mice in their million hordes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: See the mice in their million hordes! Q - What are we gonna do tonight, Brain? A - A whole lotta nothin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 29, 2012 Report Share Posted July 29, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - A whole lotta nothin'. Q: What are you looking for in the void where the Bang caused the hole in the middle of it all? A: There are Demon Flies up in the skies and Manticores beneath, and there's Little Fuzzy Animals with big sharp teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are Demon Flies up in the skies and Manticores beneath' date=' and there's Little Fuzzy Animals with big sharp teeth![/quote'] Q: How can you tell you're on Bad Drugs and stuck in a three-year-old's bedroom? A: At least the laundry is picked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2012 Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: At least the laundry is picked up. Q: You mean there's an upside to being trapped in the Hotel California? A: No, you want the one thirty miles further down the highway. This is the Hotel Arizona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' you want the one thirty miles further down the highway. This is the Hotel Arizona.[/quote'] Q: Is this the Hotel Albuquerque? A: Assumption Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Assumption Day. Q: Why is everyone making all these wild guesses today? A: The wild center of nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2012 Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The wild center of nothing. Q: Where can you find feral Nowhere Men? A: It's now safe to turn off your computer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's now safe to turn off your computer! Q: What happens when you replace Windows with Linux? A: Not as safe as I would have hoped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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