Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 18 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Lucid, but not comforting. Q: What was it like to be Freddie Mercury? A: I will follow your orders, but you have to earn the crew's respect and loyalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 3 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What was it like to be Freddie Mercury? A: I will follow your orders, but you have to earn the crew's respect and loyalty. Q: What are the troops - wolverines? A: The verdict is in - Earth is given the death sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 (edited) On 3/23/2024 at 7:18 AM, Asperion said: A: The verdict is in - Earth is given the death sentence. Q: What does Q think he SHOULD have said after the Farpoint fiasco? A: Chaos. Death. And lots of spiky bits. Just the thing for the kindergarten project! Edited March 28 by Michael Hopcroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 1 minute ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What does Q think he SHOULD have said after the Farpoint fiasco? A: Chaos. Death. And lots of spiky bits. Just the thing for the kindergarten oriject! Q: Why is the school condoning rpgs in all their classes? A: Phasers are set for tickle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 8 hours ago, Asperion said: A: Phasers are set for tickle. Q: Does Rule 34 apply to Star Trek? A: Rutabagas for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 2 Report Share Posted April 2 On 3/28/2024 at 4:55 PM, Pariah said: Q: Does Rule 34 apply to Star Trek? A: Rutabagas for everyone! Q: Are we going to a burlap sack race? A: A caffinated turtle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 (edited) 15 hours ago, Asperion said: A: A caffeinated turtle. Q: How does Donatello find time to "do machines"? A: If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Edited April 3 by Michael Hopcroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 On 4/2/2024 at 10:15 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Q: (sigh) Another piston burned to hell... what am I doing wrong? A: I hadn't seen Rule 34 applied to auto shop before, but I suppose it's better than some other alternatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 On 4/6/2024 at 2:01 PM, Cancer said: A: I hadn't seen Rule 34 applied to auto shop before, but I suppose it's better than some other alternatives. Q" "Oooh, Archie! Show me that piston of yours and --- WOW, that's a huge drive shaft!" A: "Noweher wasn't always nowhere? I wonder what happened here. These structures have a story to tell." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q" "Oooh, Archie! Show me that piston of yours and --- WOW, that's a huge drive shaft!" 13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: "Nowehere wasn't always nowhere? I wonder what happened here. These structures have a story to tell." Q: Is that a genuine Atlantean obelisk? A: Just take this measurement and multiply by the square root of "shut the **** up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 20 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Is that a genuine Atlantean obelisk? A: Just take this measurement and multiply by the square root of "shut the **** up". Q: What was the method that Cesar used to silence the Egyptians? A: The algorithm will deal with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 1 hour ago, Asperion said: A: The algorithm will deal with you. Q: I dare you to block my content, Facebook! A: Not even in the hearts of dying stars millions of light years away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 16 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Not even in the hearts of dying stars millions of light years away. Q: Where can I find satisfaction for my kink so depraved it can't even be mentioned in hentai? A: Thoroughly degenerate matter, indeed. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 On 4/10/2024 at 9:06 AM, Cancer said: A: Thoroughly degenerate matter, indeed. Q: What's tearing the Universe apart chunk by chunk at an ever-accelerating pace? A: Of course you feel terrible. You ate the chocolate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: What's tearing the Universe apart chunk by chunk at an ever-accelerating pace? A: Of course you feel terrible. You ate the chocolate! Q: What is Trump's latest reason for not testifying at his trial? A: That star is a zombie . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 13 hours ago, Asperion said: A: That star is a zombie . Q: Are you really telling me that the remake of the Thriller video actually stars the reanimated corpse of Michael Jackson?! A: Twenty minutes at 35,000 K ought to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 25 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Twenty minutes at 35,000 K ought to do it. Q: Do we really need a particle accelerator to make a batch of super-cookies? A: As reasons to terminate-for-cause, I must admit that's one of the least likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Do we really need a particle accelerator to make a batch of super-cookies? A: As reasons to terminate-for-cause, I must admit that's one of the least likely. Q: Are we about to be blasted by a white hole? A: Your verdict has been determined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 24 Report Share Posted April 24 On 4/22/2024 at 7:28 AM, Asperion said: A: Your verdict has been determined. Q: Describe the Russian legal system in five words or less. A: Of course I don't play dice with the universe, because the Universe always wins. Now, Roulette.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 On 4/23/2024 at 10:25 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Describe the Russian legal system in five words or less. A: Of course I don't play dice with the universe, because the Universe always wins. Now, Roulette.... Q: I thought you were attempting to break your gambling problem. What are you doing in this casino? A: Don't make me sneeze. You will not like the results if I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 On 5/1/2024 at 6:44 AM, Asperion said: Q: I thought you were attempting to break your gambling problem. What are you doing in this casino? A: Don't make me sneeze. You will not like the results if I do. Q: Welcome to my greenhouse, David Banner. Can't you almost see the pollen in the air? A: Don't tell me you've begun to care what happens to that miserable little mudball Sol III! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 13 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Don't tell me you've begun to care what happens to that miserable little mudball Sol III! Q: No, I will not be ordering the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator any more. A: Okay, I never expected to hear that on the Tabernacle organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 9 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: No, I will not be ordering the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator any more. A: Okay, I never expected to hear that on the Tabernacle organ. Q: Did Lord Vader just play the Imperial March? A: That is one website that should never be opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 25 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: That is one website that should never be opened. Q: Hey, have you clicked on https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=1if6wG5aq6Jzu4Td ? A: I'm not tired! I just need my caffeine IV bag replaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 12 Report Share Posted May 12 6 hours ago, Pariah said: Q: Hey, have you clicked on https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=1if6wG5aq6Jzu4Td ? A: I'm not tired! I just need my caffeine IV bag replaced. Q: Psst, Mr. President! I know this War Room briefing sounds pretty boring, but you can't fall asleep here. What if I hand you the Football and you can't read it? A: Any accurate statement about Orks is insulting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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