Tim Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm awake! I'm awake! Whose nautical nonsense idea was it to let Klytus wake me up? Why is my face wet? And what the heck kind of "alarm" was that? A: It was a, uh, typhoon, yeah, that's it. Q: Why is my pillow wet, and why are you carrying a bucket? A; What you don't see looks better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is my pillow wet, and why are you carrying a bucket? A; What you don't see looks better. Q. Oh ye gods ! Sue your plastic surgeon, you look hideous ! Oh and how are your visits to the psychiatrist ? A. Everything is small In Texarkana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Oh ye gods ! Sue your plastic surgeon, you look hideous ! Oh and how are your visits to the psychiatrist ? A. Everything is small In Texarkana Q: Now that you've moved out of Texas, How do you find Arkansas? A: Neither parachute opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Now that you've moved out of Texas, How do you find Arkansas? A: Neither parachute opened. Q. How are you so sure that he used superpowers to escape a fall from 30,000 feet ? A. I have a runny cheese and I'm NOT afraid to use it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How are you so sure that he used superpowers to escape a fall from 30,000 feet ? A. I have a runny cheese and I'm NOT afraid to use it ! Q: Welcome to The Fifth national Bank. How may I help You? A: Right now, plans are to look for a temporary location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Right now' date=' plans are to look for a temporary location.[/quote'] Q: So, your girlfriends found out about each other. Where are you going to live? A: A roll in the hay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to The Fifth national Bank. How may I help You? A: Right now, plans are to look for a temporary location. Q. Where are we siting First Permanent Bank, the bank with the slogan First Permanent You Always know where to find us ? A. That's two ducks in overcoats wearing sunglasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's two ducks in overcoats wearing sunglasses Q: If that isn't a duck in an overcoat wearing sunglasses, what is it then? A: There's an anti-cyclone over Ireland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's an anti-cyclone over Ireland. Q: Can't the Irish just get along? Why, I heard they're even against Hurricane Frances. How could they do such a thing? A: A roll in the hay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted September 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A roll in the hay. Q: What's better than a hole in the Ray? A: A poke in the eye with a sharp stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A poke in the eye with a sharp stick Q: I heard the adult entertainment industry wanted to warn kids off from dangers. What's their first porn movie called? A: Beavers give a dam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I heard the adult entertainment industry wanted to warn kids off from dangers. What's their first porn movie called? A: Beavers give a dam. Q: So Mother Nature is starting an Enviromentalism campaign using animals, Huh? What is her first slogan? A; We have a chance to beat these guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Mother Nature is starting an Enviromentalism campaign using animals, Huh? What is her first slogan? A; We have a chance to beat these guys. Q: So the opposing football team consists of quadroplegic apathy ridden nimrods? You realize what this means, don't you? A: The Owl Men Brothers Live in Concert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Owl Men Brothers Live in Concert! Q: Can we get something better than Donnie & Marie? A: The Manchurian Candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Manchurian Candidate. Q. What's Dick Cheney's favourite movie? A. I'm not living a lie. It's more like three or four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm not living a lie. It's more like three or four. Q: Damnit man! Can't you see what this doing to your friends and family? Must you go on with this charade? A: I'll never trust a magic 8-ball agian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll never trust a magic 8-ball agian. Q: Your fate is on the line. Do you go with the 8-ball, or do you crawl through broken shards of glass naked and roll down a salty hill? A: Men's Trampoline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Men's Trampoline. Q. What was the sport which finally put an end to the Nude Olympics? A. Because it wasn't there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What was the sport which finally put an end to the Nude Olympics? A. Because it wasn't there. Q: You ninny are you sure you couldn't find it? Why couldn't you find it, It was right there next to the dice and chewed on erasers. Why couldn't you find it?? A: Teenagers in spandex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John T Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Teenagers in spandex Q: What would the U.S. Olympic gymnastic team call themselves if they ever formed a band? A: Thirty pieces of silverware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim_McCoy Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thirty pieces of silverware. Q:What are those forks and spoons, Judas? A: Cause it feels so good when I stop, Dude! Edit: don't sleep and post... Bad Slim! No Donut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q:What are those forks and spoons, Judas? A: Cause it feels so good when I stop, Dude! Q. Why do you keep doing belly flops in the sewage works ? A. Death Bus 2: Tickets Please ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Death Bus 2: Tickets Please ! Q: Your choices are Death Bus 2, or the latest Matrix movie. What's it going to be? A: I dunno Fred; it's like why is the plural of goose geese, but the plural of mongoose is mongooses? I just haven't a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted September 10, 2004 Report Share Posted September 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I dunno Fred; it's like why is the plural of goose geese' date=' but the plural of mongoose is mongooses? I just haven't a clue.[/quote'] Q: Why can't you give a straight answer to a simple question? A: Please remove yourself from my pants. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim_McCoy Posted September 11, 2004 Report Share Posted September 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Please remove yourself from my pants. Q: Damn, where did all these crabs come from? A: Just to annoy you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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