death tribble Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You look tired. Long day? A: He blew till he was blue Q. What was the listed cause of death for the obsessed Jazz trumpeter who tried to break the record for the longest held note ? A. Bow down and worship me. Pretty, pretty please ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not any more I don't. Q: Have you any kindness to spare? A. Bow down and worship me. Pretty' date=' pretty please ?[/quote'] Q: What happnes when you hit General Zod with the passive/agressive ray? A: Ninteen times, but just once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you any kindness to spare? Q: What happnes when you hit General Zod with the passive/agressive ray? A: Ninteen times, but just once. Q: How many times has Death Tribble tried to beat Zornwil, but how ofteh has he won? A: The devil made me stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The devil made me stop it. Q: Why don't you give money to charity any more? A: No penguins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you give money to charity any more? A: No penguins. Q. Why doesn't White Heat like normal hockey ? A. He's an insomniac narcoleptic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. He's an insomniac narcoleptic Q: This guy is constantly almost falling asleep in the oddest places. What's his issue? A: Sanity makes me crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sanity makes me crazy. Q. What do you mean you went into politics to improve your mental health? A. I have a secret to tell, from my electrical well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you mean you went into politics to improve your mental health? A. I have a secret to tell, from my electrical well. Q. MightBec, what are you doing in that hole with Rachel's and Kara's diaries? And did I mention they had it wired? A. I feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty! I Feel Pretty, and Witty and Bright! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. MightBec, what are you doing in that hole with Rachel's and Kara's diaries? And did I mention they had it wired? A. I feel Pretty, Oh So Pretty! I Feel Pretty, and Witty and Bright! Q: Starlord, Why are you wearing your wife's clothes? A: It's not real long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Starlord, Why are you wearing your wife's clothes? A: It's not real long. Q: So tell me Tim. how is that list of times you've actually won anything against Starlord? A. There's a black kitty dozing in a sunbeam over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. There's a black kitty dozing in a sunbeam over here. Q. Zornwil forgot his lunch... does anybody have something they can share with him? A. A lass, pour your Rick. Eye new hymn, whore ratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Zornwil forgot his lunch... does anybody have something they can share with him? A. A lass, pour your Rick. Eye new hymn, whore ratio. Q. The incantation to summom a mad Dane goes how? A. I want to kill her, really, but it would just mean I'd have to do her job and mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 24, 2004 Report Share Posted October 24, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The incantation to summom a mad Dane goes how? A. I want to kill her, really, but it would just mean I'd have to do her job and mine. Q: So, What do you really think of your co-worker? A: But a 600 point character, IS low powered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: But a 600 point character' date=' IS low powered.[/quote'] Q. I don't know if I'm going to get a lot of use out of Galactic Champions... I kind of prefer low powered characters. A. Ignore him and he'll go away. Or, y'know, kill you. Either way, problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I don't know if I'm going to get a lot of use out of Galactic Champions... I kind of prefer low powered characters. A. Ignore him and he'll go away. Or, y'know, kill you. Either way, problem solved. Q: What do I do about the pollster that keeps coming to my Door? A: Never have so few owed so much to so many. (With apologies to Mr. Churchill.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Never have so few owed so much to so many. (With apologies to Mr. Churchill.) Q. Are we ever going to get caught up on these bills?! A. It's the pelvic thrust that really drives them insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are we ever going to get caught up on these bills?! A. It's the pelvic thrust that really drives them insane. Q: Why do all the women love Elvis? A: It hip to be square-root Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do all the women love Elvis? A: It hip to be square-root Q: What's the motto for the Mathematicians convention? A: mmmmmmm, vodka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the motto for the Mathematicians convention? A: mmmmmmm, vodka Q. I hear they are doing a Russian version of the Simpsons but what will replace Homer going Hmmm donuts ? A. It was just his bad luck he fled into a building holding a dentists convention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDaddy Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I hear they are doing a Russian version of the Simpsons but what will replace Homer going Hmmm donuts ? A. It was just his bad luck he fled into a building holding a dentists convention Q: How did Dracula wind up with minor sun scorching AND complicated orthidonture? A: Score the fillets with a sharp, thin bladed knife, cutting to the bone behind the head and straight down the center, tail to head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Dracula wind up with minor sun scorching AND complicated orthidonture? A: Score the fillets with a sharp, thin bladed knife, cutting to the bone behind the head and straight down the center, tail to head. Q. What is the last thing Congress and the Senate want to hear after they have all been turned into fish by DEMON ? A. Bonedaddy's amusing anecdotes about the Wheelchair catapults Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 25, 2004 Report Share Posted October 25, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is the last thing Congress and the Senate want to hear after they have all been turned into fish by DEMON ? A. Bonedaddy's amusing anecdotes about the Wheelchair catapults Q. The Wheelchair Coalition is calling for Zornwill's head on a platter! What did he tell them? A: You can't think with your clothes on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The Wheelchair Coalition is calling for Zornwill's head on a platter! What did he tell them? A: You can't think with your clothes on. Q: What's your opinion of Men in tight pants? A: there's salt on the toliet lid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: there's salt on the toliet lid. Q: What's with all the limes? and why are you pouring a gallon of tequila into the toilet? A: But what a way to go! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: But what a way to go! Doc Q. Are you crazy?! A gallon of tequila will kill you!! A. And don't touch my pudding!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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