death tribble Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the official name of the "crime" in baseball when the team on the field allows a runner to steal second? A: A long space walk Q. Captain Kirk what did you send that crewman on who mocked your ability with women ? A. You'll make it all go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Captain Kirk what did you send that crewman on who mocked your ability with women ? A. You'll make it all go away. Q: Now that I am writing for the Image Universe, you know what I'm gonna do? A: King of Tongue Mold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: King of Tongue Mold. Q: Who is married to the Queen of Lepers? A: Forty-seven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is married to the Queen of Lepers? A: Forty-seven Q. How many times have Trebauchet and Mentor tried to overthrow the US Government in order to make Texas an independent country ? A. Witchdoctor's butterfly and moth collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Witchdoctor's butterfly and moth collection Q: Insects on torture rack displays! Who's menagerie is this? A: I'm not quite sure how to answer that. It' like asking what's the difference between 'suspension of belief' and 'suspension of disbelief;' they sort of mean the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm not quite sure how to answer that. It' like asking what's the difference between 'suspension of belief' and 'suspension of disbelief;' they sort of mean the same thing. Q: Would you like six or half-a-dozen? A: Nine naked men just walking down the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nine naked men just walking down the road Q: So you were walking the dog one chilly February morning and you saw WHAT? (FYI, allmost a true statement) A: I am a Bitch, I am nothing but a Bitch, and you will appreciate it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am a Bitch' date=' I am nothing but a Bitch, and you will appreciate it![/quote'] Q: What is Hilary Clinton's next theme when she runs for re-election? A: The Full Lewinski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Hilary Clinton's next theme when she runs for re-election? A: The Full Lewinski. Q: What do they call it when Monica completely finishes the job? A: Duct tape, paper clips and chewing gum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do they call it when Monica completely finishes the job? A: Duct tape, paper clips and chewing gum Q: What did Monica get as a bonus when she left her job as Intern? A: He never signed the release form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did Monica get as a bonus when she left her job as Intern? A: He never signed the release form. Q: What do you mean "Foxbat: The Musical!" is on hold? WHY? A: I blamed it on a 'wardrobe malfuction'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean "Foxbat: The Musical!" is on hold? WHY? A: I blamed it on a 'wardrobe malfuction'. Q: Your comic appearance was canceled by the CCA because your costume was ripped off? A: All we have to fear is the presidential candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean "Foxbat: The Musical!" is on hold? WHY? A: I blamed it on a 'wardrobe malfuction'. Q: What did you tell the press when you lost the fight with Foxbat? A: Dr. Destroyer vs Foxbat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dr. Destroyer vs Foxbat Q: Sorry to hear that vice closed down your jello wrestling show. What was your headliner? A: I am unlikely to arrest myself, and you will soon be in no condition to arrest anyone. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sorry to hear that vice closed down your jello wrestling show. What was your headliner? A: I am unlikely to arrest myself, and you will soon be in no condition to arrest anyone. Doc Q: Dr. Destroyer, I hearby arrest you in interest of the greater good of the world. Will you come along quietly? A: Man you need to check your shorts...you stink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Man you need to check your shorts...you stink Q: What do you not want to hear after someone gives you a really good scare? A: You have some presents for mommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: All we have to fear is the presidential candidates.[/Quote] Q. What do the marines say every leap year come November ? Q: What do you not want to hear after someone gives you a really good scare? A: You have some presents for mommy. Q. What did Mentalla say to Donald Trump that got him to go on a spending spree for her ? A. Tennessee Spitting Whiskey A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Tennessee Spitting Whiskey Q: What is a spitting cobra's favorite drink? A: Way too many bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is a spitting cobra's favorite drink? A: Way too many bears Q: What's your problem with the "Kodiak 12 Pack"? A: It just makes me so mad I could spit.. *SPIT* See! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's your problem with the "Kodiak 12 Pack"? A: It just makes me so mad I could spit.. *SPIT* See! Q. Gee Hermit didn't you like the Tenessee Spitting Whiskey joke ? A. Mister Vimes and the Bouncy Castle of Doom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Mister Vimes and the Bouncy Castle of Doom Q: What villian did you most enjoy escaping from, and what was your favorate death trap? A: It was supposed to be a birthday present. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was supposed to be a birthday present. Q: Hey, why did he give you that ring? A: I'd rather dive into a pool filled with rusty nails and broken razorblades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd rather dive into a pool filled with rusty nails and broken razorblades. Q: Are you really going on a date with Mightybec? A: Come on! Tell us how you really feel! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Come on! Tell us how you really feel! Doc Q. Uhh, Doctor Phil, I'd feel better discussing my fear of crowds, er, well, you know... without the studio audience watching... A. I am the God of Kingdom Come!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Uhh' date=' Doctor Phil, I'd feel better discussing my fear of crowds, er, well, you know... without the studio audience watching...[/size'] A. I am the God of Kingdom Come!! Q: Uhh, Mr. Waid, Don't you think you should take off that Superman cape? A: That's completely Illeagal, Immoral, and Fattening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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