AngryBug Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's completely Illeagal' date=' Immoral, and Fattening.[/quote'] Q. What do you think of my plan to open an Erotic Bakery? A. Gimme the Prize! Just gimme the Prize!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you think of my plan to open an Erotic Bakery? A. Gimme the Prize! Just gimme the Prize!! Q: Dude that's your 5th box of Choco Champions Cereal in 2 hours. What the hell are you doing this for? A: Cow urine, boiled down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cow urine' date=' boiled down[/quote'] Q. Whoa, these 'Hayburner' shooters are the worst!! What the hell did you put in them?! A. I've missed you so much... hold still, dammit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Whoa' date=' these 'Hayburner' shooters are the [i']worst[/i]!! What the hell did you put in them?! A. I've missed you so much... hold still, dammit! Q: Dude, why do you have your hand on your zipper? A: burning balls of gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheiro Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude, why do you have your hand on your zipper? A: burning balls of gas Q. What do you get after eating Thai food? A. Yet another brilliant idea from the resident idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you get after eating Thai food? A. Yet another brilliant idea from the resident idiot. Q. Say why don't we shoot George W and Kerry what's his face and then we can have Brittany Spears as President ? A. One of them is Hermit and the other is Steve Rogers but they are both Captain America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheiro Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Say why don't we shoot George W and Kerry what's his face and then we can have Brittany Spears as President ? A. One of them is Hermit and the other is Steve Rogers but they are both Captain America Q. Who are those guys with the wings on their heads? A. The drummer from Def Leppard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Who are those guys with the wings on their heads? A. The drummer from Def Leppard. Q. Who is your ideal choice for the new Tarzan movie ? A. AAAHHH !! Worldmaker has a fully functional model of Saturn and he is not afraid to use it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. AAAHHH !! Worldmaker has a fully functional model of Saturn and he is not afraid to use it ! Q: Hey, G.W. Bush... why do you look so nervous? A: Destiny Control Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, G.W. Bush... why do you look so nervous? A: Destiny Control Q. What is it about this new software product that Microsoft is putting out that makes you think they are plum loco ? A. Klytus and White Heat sued and so he was cast into darkness forever more. Which was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Klytus and White Heat sued and so he was cast into darkness forever more. Which was nice. Q: What happened to Tim when he snuck a video camera into the bedroom of Klytus and White Heat? A: The lovers tiff that ate Cleveland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The lovers tiff that ate Cleveland Q: What was the sequel to The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati? A: It's a bit on the circular side, but rather soft in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a bit on the circular side' date=' but rather soft in the middle.[/quote'] Q: What do seals and fat people have in common that sharks enjoy so much? A: It's not the jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not the jeans. Q: Do these jeans make my butt look fat? A: Wow.. it really is razor sharp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do these jeans make my butt look fat? A: Wow.. it really is razor sharp! Q: What do you have to say for yourself now that you don't have a finger? A:Political Kombat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you have to say for yourself now that you don't have a finger? A:Political Kombat Q: Kerry Din VS GeBush... FIGHT! A: I've seen the good in you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've seen the good in you Q: What is one political candidatr least likely to hear from an opponent? A: Little blue frogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Do these jeans make my butt look fat? A: Wow.. it really is razor sharp! Q) So what do you think of my wit? A) Tribble, Eye Tyrant, Giant Lizard...I fear them not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Little blue frogs Q: What's for lunch? A) Tribble' date=' Eye Tyrant, Giant Lizard...I fear them not.[/quote'] Q: Who did you say was sexually harrassing you? A: I didn't mean to do that to YOU. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't mean to do that to YOU. Doc Q. Uh... while my wife's in the washroom and it's just the two of us at the table here, do you want to tell me why you keep rubbing my leg with your foot? A. No, I meant there was a tack on my chair. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheiro Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Uh... while my wife's in the washroom and it's just the two of us at the table here, do you want to tell me why you keep rubbing my leg with your foot? A. No, I meant there was a tack on my chair. Sorry. Q. Are saying I'm a pain in the ass? A. Keep going, you're really close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are saying I'm a pain in the ass? A. Keep going, you're really close. Q. Why do you think I should continue to campaign for my write in campaign for President when I need 100,000 nominations and I have had only 5,000 so far ? A. Do not put ducks down the chute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why do you think I should continue to campaign for my write in campaign for President when I need 100,000 nominations and I have had only 5,000 so far ? A. Do not put ducks down the chute Q: I dispose of my Duck here? A: Little things are a big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I dispose of my Duck here? A: Little things are a big deal. Q. Why do women get excited about diamond rings and charms for a bracelet but don't get the appeal of Monster trucks ? A. Puddles. Lots of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Puddles. Lots of them. Q: When Death Tribble and zornwil do battle and the blood flows freely, what gets left behind? A: There's a hole in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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