death tribble Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When Death Tribble and zornwil do battle and the blood flows freely, what gets left behind? A: There's a hole in it Q. What precisely is wrong with my new design for the perfect bucket ? A. And this is my friend Buck, Buck Naked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. And this is my friend Buck' date=' Buck Naked[/quote'] Q: Um.. Tribble, whose the nude dude? A: It burns! It burns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude2371 Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It burns! It burns! Q: So, we've put Napalm as an ointment on your leg. How does it feel? A: Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, we've put Napalm as an ointment on your leg. How does it feel? A: Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige. Q: So, you bought the vatican, what do you think of doing with the chapel here? A: She made my teeth sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: She made my teeth sweat. Q: So, what was it like meeting Alyson Hannigan in person? A: It was a lot like playing a d20 game without any dice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was a lot like playing a d20 game without any dice. Q: How was the meeting where you all tried to balance the budget with no accurate numbers to work with? A: Coughing up a lung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 21, 2004 Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How was the meeting where you all tried to balance the budget with no accurate numbers to work with? A: Coughing up a lung Q: What of Death Tribble's was Zornwil coughing up after the last fight? A: Home, always home, boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Home' date=' always home, boy.[/quote'] Q: Where's the last place gaming geeks will find a wife? A: You can shove it, if you'd like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where's the last place gaming geeks will find a wife? A: You can shove it, if you'd like. Q: Just what do you want me to do with this 10' long pole? A: Death Tribble wins...Fatality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just what do you want me to do with this 10' long pole? A: Death Tribble wins...Fatality Q: So who won the "Win your own supervillian" contest? A: The deck is full on Cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The deck is full on Cards. Q: Aye, matey, why we not be on the poop deck? A: I wouldn't touch you with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aye, matey, why we not be on the poop deck? A: I wouldn't touch you with it. Q. Yuk ! What have you got on your arm ? A. Forging a head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Yuk ! What have you got on your arm ? A. Forging a head Q: What is the Chameleon doing in front of the mirror? A: She's got great genetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the Chameleon doing in front of the mirror? A: She's got great genetics. Q. What compliment do scientists use to assess a woman's beauty but is actually a chat up line for them ? A. The right to bear legs Mahubrahd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahubrahd Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What compliment do scientists use to assess a woman's beauty but is actually a chat up line for them ? A. The right to bear legs Q: The right bear arms or the right to bear leg? A: No, Godzilla doesn't eat people. -mahubrahd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, Godzilla doesn't eat people. Q: Godzilla is here! He's going to destroy the city, crush the army, swat choppers out of the air, and eat us all! Yet there you stand as calm as a cumcumber. Aren't you afraid? A: Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Godzilla is here! He's going to destroy the city, crush the army, swat choppers out of the air, and eat us all! Yet there you stand as calm as a cumcumber. Aren't you afraid? A: Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick Q. What new Disney product caused the Pope to reinstate the Inquisition and caused the great burning of the heretics of Epcot in 2005 ? A. Never argue with a redhead in a Sherman tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Never argue with a redhead in a Sherman tank Q: What lesson was learned the hard way by the company under audit after Rachel got through with them? A: It burns like hygene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What lesson was learned the hard way by the company under audit after Rachel got through with them? A: It burns like hygene Q. How do hippies and grungies assess the efect of napalm with their own personal fear of cleanliness ? A. Killer Shrike's Roller Disco show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How do hippies and grungies assess the efect of napalm with their own personal fear of cleanliness ? A. Killer Shrike's Roller Disco show Q: Steve Long, you've had a long career, and now, at the age of 80, at what point would you say HERO jumped the shark? A: Burly big and bouncy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Steve Long, you've had a long career, and now, at the age of 80, at what point would you say HERO jumped the shark? A: Burly big and bouncy! Q. What adjectives describe what Zornwil is looking for in his ideal mate ? A. Thrakazog's grooming tips for tentacles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Thrakazog's grooming tips for tentacles Q: What book is a best seller among the Mon Calamari? A: Don't touch the beaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What book is a best seller among the Mon Calamari? A: Don't touch the beaver Q. What code do hunters live by when close to a river or water course ? A. I am so sick and tired of having to slit the throat of anyone who says I am a homicidal psychopath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I am so sick and tired of having to slit the throat of anyone who says I am a homicidal psychopath Q: You look tired. Long day? A: He blew till he was blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He blew till he was blue Q: Anyone have a good title for alien porn? A: Not any more I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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