Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Just make sure travellerne doesn't bring his photo album Q: We need to make sure this meeting doesn't last more than 3 hours. Any ideas? A: Fiber cables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We need to make sure this meeting doesn't last more than 3 hours. Any ideas? A: Fiber cables Q. How can we ensure that the rodents who eat through the electrics get a properly balanced diet ? A. Starlord has the bouncy avatar and he isn't afraid to use it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Starlord has the bouncy avatar and he isn't afraid to use it Q: Why does the NDG fear the husband of Starlord's Wife? A: I thought it was Grandma's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does the NDG fear the husband of Starlord's Wife? A: I thought it was Grandma's Q. Hey ! What are you doing with my knitting ? A. A thousand points of night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. A thousand points of night Q: What was promised when G.W. Bush tried quoting his father? A: At the speed of dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was promised when G.W. Bush tried quoting his father? A: At the speed of dark. Q. How do you measure the time taken by Shadow Lass to get from place to place ? A. I hate the sight of blood. Icky ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I hate the sight of blood. Icky ! Q: Doctor! You were handpicked to perform the heart surgery, what's wrong? A: That just passed my threshold for decency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That just passed my threshold for decency. Q: What can be said about 99.99% of the links and/or photos provided my mightybec? A: It too long to fit in there comfortably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doctor! You were handpicked to perform the heart surgery, what's wrong? A: That just passed my threshold for decency. Q. hey Trencher ! Why did you walk out of that showing of The Sound Of Music when the nuns were singing 'What are we going to do about Maria ?' ? A. Stan Lee has taken out a restraining order against Kirby as the latter is not only related to Jack Kirby whom he worked with but is also suing him for the profits from that Captain America movie which had the Italian Red Skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Stan Lee has taken out a restraining order against Kirby as the latter is not only related to Jack Kirby whom he worked with but is also suing him for the profits from that Captain America movie which had the Italian Red Skull. Q: Hey DT, do you know why Kirby is seeking to sue Stan Lee for defamation of character? A: Not on my best days could I find a pile of steaming fecal matter that big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not on my best days could I find a pile of steaming fecal matter that big. Q: We need to bury all of Congress. Can you get the materials to make it happen? A: Its too long to fit in there comfortably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's too long to fit in there comfortably Q: Well, what do you think of the bed I built for your dachshund? A: If it would have made any difference I would have bought one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: If it would have made any difference I would have bought one. Q: How could you have come to a pie-throwing fightn without bringing a pie? A: Wrap that rascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wrap that rascal. Q: So Elmer Fudd, after your first two successful singles 'Kill da Bunny' and 'Wappin', what's your next hit going to be? A: You're on a $2000 a day carrot habit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Elmer Fudd, after your first two successful singles 'Kill da Bunny' and 'Wappin', what's your next hit going to be? A: You're on a $2000 a day carrot habit Q. What did the doctor say in his diagnosis to Jessica Rabbit after she went very orange ? A. Red Eagle's first demand was that all depictions of eagles on currency should be red and that he be given 1/100th value of each bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Red Eagle's first demand was that all depictions of eagles on currency should be red and that he be given 1/100th value of each bill. Q: So Red Eagle set himself up as ruler over all Tribbles and any lands they hold? What's he expect to accomplish by doing that? A: That creaking sound you hear is a over-fed tribble trying to be stealthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Red Eagle set himself up as ruler over all Tribbles and any lands they hold? What's he expect to accomplish by doing that? A: That creaking sound you hear is a over-fed tribble trying to be stealthy. Q. What foolish overconfident remark became Red Eagle's epitaph after Death Tribble ran him over with a furry steam roller ? A. HeroTina's addiction to fashion shoes gambling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. HeroTina's addiction to fashion shoes gambling Q: What fatal flaw undid HERO Games? A: It was only a little one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What fatal flaw undid HERO Games? A: It was only a little one. Q. Do you start that war ? A. That's no penguin ! That's a battle nun from the militant order of St Rachel ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's no penguin ! That's a battle nun from the militant order of St Rachel ! Q: Why is that penguin walking around with a superman cloak on? A: Rachel's going to make you pay for that remark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Do you start that war ? A. That's no penguin ! That's a battle nun from the militant order of St Rachel ! Q) How, cute! But, why would a penguin be carrying Mjolnir? A) No. You must be thinking of my poor cousin, Death Tribble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is that penguin walking around with a superman cloak on? A: Rachel's going to make you pay for that remark. Q. Why won't you join me in yelling 'Kara's got fat ankles !' ? A) No. You must be thinking of my poor cousin' date=' Death Tribble.[/Quote'] Q. Aren't you supposed to be a meglamaniacal ball of fluff ? A. Lord Liaden has mastered all 25 of the Canadian martial arts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Lord Liaden has mastered all 25 of the Canadian martial arts Q: What makes you think he's ready for Military Basic Training in the U.S.? A:The words were blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think he's ready for Military Basic Training in the U.S.? A:The words were blue Q. Why did the Right Wing Christian Church's e-mail filter kick out sapphire, ultramarine, cyan, azure, cobalt, aquamarine and turquoise ? A. Run for your lives ! That is NOT Mightybec in a kilt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Run for your lives ! That is NOT Mightybec in a kilt ! Q: So what is that thing on the horizon? A: He had a big red twanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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