DocMan Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: He had a big red twanger Q: So what was so special about his one-string guitar? A: It's not what it looks like! Ok, it is what it looks like, but it doesn't look like that for the reason you think it looks like that. Can I start over? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what was so special about his one-string guitar? A: It's not what it looks like! Ok, it is what it looks like, but it doesn't look like that for the reason you think it looks like that. Can I start over? Doc Q) DocMan! What are you doing to my dog? A) Oh, well okay then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Oh' date=' well okay then.[/quote'] Q. Look, my computer crashed, then it was infected with viruses, then I had to reboot my entire sytem, so I lost all the data I had and I haven't been on the boards for, I dunno, two weeks, so can I please just ask a Question here!?! A. Your puny princes, the so-called leaders of your land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Look' date=' my computer crashed, then it was infected with viruses, then I had to reboot my entire sytem, so I lost all the data I had and I haven't been on the boards for, I dunno, two weeks, so can I [i']please[/i] just ask a Question here!?! A. Your puny princes, the so-called leaders of your land. Q) so, what's for dinner? A) You missunderstood me, I said, the Red Sock Drawer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) You missunderstood me' date=' I said, the Red Sock Drawer.[/quote'] Q: Why do you want me to get you a baseball fan whore? A: Yes, in fact I do know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted October 16, 2004 Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you want me to get you a baseball fan whore? A: Yes, in fact I do know. Q) Did you know--? A) Pressure washed dentures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Did you know--? A) Pressure washed dentures. Q: Man he's really got a great smile. What's his secret? A:Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A:Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman Q: What was the untested "rough draft" of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police? A: No, really, this will help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' really, this will help.[/quote'] Q: Are you kidding me? A: A Rabbi, a Klansman and a DMV employee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: A Rabbi' date=' a Klansman and a DMV employee.[/quote'] Q: What is this? Some kind of a joke? A: Two D&D nerds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two D&D nerds Q. I don't believe it! We tried everything to make that guy talk... 'Good cop/Bad cop', sleep deprivation, we even stuck a snitch in his cell -nothing worked!! Yet your guys went in to the interrogation room and just talked to him for five minutes, and suddenly he's begging to confess if they'll just leave!?! Who were those guys? Shrinks? Psychological torture experts? A. I'll rule them all before I'm done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I don't believe it! We tried everything to make that guy talk... 'Good cop/Bad cop'' date=' sleep deprivation, we even stuck a snitch in his cell -nothing worked!! Yet your guys went in to the interrogation room and just [i']talked[/i] to him for five minutes, and suddenly he's begging to confess if they'll just leave!?! Who were those guys? Shrinks? Psychological torture experts? A. I'll rule them all before I'm done! Q: What does Mightybec say about the sheepherder's union? A: Oh BAAAAAby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh BAAAAAby Q. What does the sheepherder's union say about Mightybec? A. The battle's fought, and the game is won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What does the sheepherder's union say about Mightybec? A. The battle's fought, and the game is won. Q: So how did your RISK game go? A: Flash for fantasy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Flash for fantasy Q: What's that new strip club called? A: And then there was one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's that new strip club called? A: And then there was one. Q: Dude what happened to my collection of One hundred thousand coffee beans? And why does your breath smell like Vanilla Mocha Lattee? A: Jazzed on java Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jazzed on java Q: What was that magazine article on Starbucks called? A: Actually, it would take 3 minor miracles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was that magazine article on Starbucks called? A: Actually, it would take 3 minor miracles. Q: So, besides being dead before reaching adulthood, what other qualification would someone have to have to be an underage saint? A: I never should have drank that Viagra Spanish Fly Spritzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never should have drank that Viagra Spanish Fly Spritzer. Thanks for not making a Red Sox reference. Q: Dude, it's been like that for how long? A: Potentially, we could be talking about the end of life as we know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Thanks for not making a Red Sox reference. Q: Dude, it's been like that for how long? A: Potentially, we could be talking about the end of life as we know it. (Oh, well, if we're looking for someone else to pick on besides the Red Sox) Q: What are the possible consequnces of a Bengal Super Bowl Dynasty? A: That's when I knew, that despite our best efforts, Victory was ours! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's when I knew' date=' that despite our best efforts, Victory was ours![/quote'] Q: After all that we were paid for you to take a fall, you knock the guy out in one punch; what gives? A: You won't find that in a Red Sox dugout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: After all that we were paid for you to take a fall, you knock the guy out in one punch; what gives? A: You won't find that in a Red Sox dugout. Q: Like my tribute plaque to Babe Ruth? A: It was just to easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was just to easy. Q. Sorry, I didn't catch that... were you making a toast "to easy victory" or "to easy money"? A. I am the one, the only one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Sorry, I didn't catch that... were you making a toast "to easy victory" or "to easy money"? A. I am the one, the only one!! Q. So Ultron 2,123 which of all the Ultrons here is the real Ultron ? A. Base Treachery ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted October 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Base Treachery ! Q: What is the official name of the "crime" in baseball when the team on the field allows a runner to steal second? A: A long space walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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