AngryBug Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gloves are optionalQ. Okay, fine, so your doctor wants you to have a physical two or three times a year instead of just once- big deal. Why does that mean he's hot for you? A. It's easy. I think of a man... then I take away reason and accountability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay, fine, so your doctor wants you to have a physical two or three times a year instead of just once- big deal. Why does that mean he's hot for you? A. It's easy. I think of a man... then I take away reason and accountability. Q: How do you describe a woman? A: That'll leave a mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you describe a woman? A: That'll leave a mark. Q) Do you think I should show your answer to my wife? A) Couldn't be worse than Teenage Love Affair, the series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Couldn't be worse than Teenage Love Affair' date=' the series.[/quote'] Q: I'm really not looking forward to the press coverage of the Supreme Court nomination and confirmation hearings; are you? A: Hooligan X has announced he's running for president (http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33958). What position do you want in his administration after he wins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm really not looking forward to the press coverage of the Supreme Court nomination and confirmation hearings; are you? A: Hooligan X has announced he's running for president (http://www.herogames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33958). What position do you want in his administration after he wins? Q. I don't suppose things could get any worse could they ? A. Lemon Meringue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. I don't suppose things could get any worse could they ? A. Lemon Meringue Q: What should Paris Hilton and Britney Spears wrestle in? A: True, they can be annoying little buggers, but they taste great marinated in a mixture of honey and dijon mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What should Paris Hilton and Britney Spears wrestle in? A: True, they can be annoying little buggers, but they taste great marinated in a mixture of honey and dijon mustard. Q: What is your veiw of kids? A: This is London calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is London calling. Q: When they translated the first extraterrestrial radio signal, what did it say? A: Summa cum laude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: When they translated the first extraterrestrial radio signal, what did it say? A: Summa cum laude. Q: Why is Paris Hilton at the top of her graduating class? All she did was sleep with her professors to get passing grades. What honor is she getting? A: Lady Blue, in bed, with a rubber chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Paris Hilton at the top of her graduating class? All she did was sleep with her professors to get passing grades. What honor is she getting? A: Lady Blue, in bed, with a rubber chicken. Q) So have you tried the new HERO Clue game? Who did it? A) Bob Geldof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So have you tried the new HERO Clue game? Who did it? A) Bob Geldof. Q: Who was that masked man? A: you know that, that is illegal in 20 states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: you know that' date=' that is illegal in 20 states.[/quote'] Q: You woke up in bed with your cousin? A: I guess you could try the other 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onyxclaw Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I guess you could try the other 30. Q: Jim: Oh, I'm sorry were you in a hurry? You know you could untie me. Steve: Damn, this key doesn't work. How am I supposed to know which key it is? A: purple monkey dishwashers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You woke up in bed with your cousin? A: I guess you could try the other 30. Q: I feel gypped. Here I come to heaven for my 50 virgins, and the first 20 don't know how to have sex. A: Once a virgin, well, not always a virgin. Onyxclaw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Once a virgin' date=' well, not always a virgin.[/quote'] Q: And Britney Spears teen years were what? A: That's the cat's meow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And Britney Spears teen years were what? A: That's the cat's meow. Q: What is that strange sound issuing from under you couch? A: she comes with her own airbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: she comes with her own airbag. Q: Did you know your mother-in-law is long-winded? A: There is no way I'd do that...unless it's on a reality show where I have the chance to win $1,000,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no way I'd do that...unless it's on a reality show where I have the chance to win $1' date='000,000.[/quote'] Q: Mightybec is auditioning for a new avatar. The ground rules specify you have to pose nude with an ungulate, and then draw a random assignment out of a hat and complete it in three minutes. You up for that? A: He flooded the ventilation system with an aerosol-form aphrodisiac while the cameras were running, and everything followed from that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 7, 2005 Report Share Posted July 7, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mightybec is auditioning for a new avatar. The ground rules specify you have to pose nude with an ungulate, and then draw a random assignment out of a hat and complete it in three minutes. You up for that? A: He flooded the ventilation system with an aerosol-form aphrodisiac while the cameras were running, and everything followed from that. Q) Why are you and mightybec in the girls locker room with the volleyball team? A) It's okay I got it on sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why are you and mightybec in the girls locker room with the volleyball team? A) It's okay I got it on sale. Q: Why are you wearing a Pink tutu while in the locker romm with Mightybec and the Girl's volleyball team? A: Great googly moogly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Great googly moogly Q: What was Mightybec's response after being with the girls' volleyball team? A: That's a shame on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2005 Report Share Posted July 8, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a shame on us. Q: Five questions in a row in this thread that have mentioned Mightybec by name? What is everyone thinking? A: Banana on the bottom, cherry on the top, and enough chocolate inbetween to gag a boggie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: purple monkey dishwashersQ. What other cost-cutting measures have you imposed? A: Banana on the bottom' date=' cherry on the top, and enough chocolate inbetween to gag a boggie.[/quote'] Q. How did the director describe scene four of Naughty Vixens III? A. If we all pull together, we can make sure that no Answer remains unquestioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What other cost-cutting measures have you imposed? Q. How did the director describe scene four of Naughty Vixens III? A. If we all pull together, we can make sure that no Answer remains unquestioned. Q; Why did the mice build a supercomputer? A: We will soon start charging for toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted July 10, 2005 Report Share Posted July 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We will soon start charging for toilet paper. Q: Gentlemen, we sell overpriced drinks and food; what else can Starbuck's make a huge profit on? A: Next, is oxygen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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