Tim Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Anything cool happening over in Dictionary? A) Please. I didn't mean to offend. I'll put the dog back. Q: EEWWWW! I can't beleive you are pulling a dog out of your butt in public! A: And that caused the internet to implode into a massive black hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: EEWWWW! I can't beleive you are pulling a dog out of your butt in public! A: And that caused the internet to implode into a massive black hole. Q) So Mightybec posted his pictures from his "Nude Family Reunion"? A) And thousands of innocent ferrets were slain as a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 23, 2005 Report Share Posted August 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) And thousands of innocent ferrets were slain as a result. Q: And when the Earth Firsters fled from the mink farm into the weasel ranch next door, the captain decided he had nothing to lose, and we saturated the area with phosgene. And to what end? We got the ecoterrorists, but we also got the Fox news crew? That's no loss. And we got the savings and loan executives? That's no problem, either. And we got some corporate lawyers? Who gives a rip! What's making you all dewy-eyed over the affair? A: It's all in the cat-suit thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And when the Earth Firsters fled from the mink farm into the weasel ranch next door, the captain decided he had nothing to lose, and we saturated the area with phosgene. And to what end? We got the ecoterrorists, but we also got the Fox news crew? That's no loss. And we got the savings and loan executives? That's no problem, either. And we got some corporate lawyers? Who gives a rip! What's making you all dewy-eyed over the affair? A: It's all in the cat-suit thread. Q: DO you have any plastic bags? A: she has been listening to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 24, 2005 Report Share Posted August 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: DO you have any plastic bags? A: she has been listening to you. Q) Why did my wife throw all my stuff out on the lawn? A) Asia doing Asia in Asia, one night only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Asia doing Asia in Asia' date=' one night only.[/quote']Q. So how are you going to follow your week-long presentation of Chicago doing Chicago in Chicago? A. I'm more in love with this cigarette than I'll ever be with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 26, 2005 Report Share Posted August 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So how are you going to follow your week-long presentation of Chicago doing Chicago in Chicago? A. I'm more in love with this cigarette than I'll ever be with you. Q: WHAt did Bill Clinton say to Monica while they shared a cigar? A: It happened off the coast of Dunkirk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 27, 2005 Report Share Posted August 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHAt did Bill Clinton say to Monica while they shared a cigar? A: It happened off the coast of Dunkirk. Q) Damn, where did Kirk get his *** kicked like that? A) One..two..three lock box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) One..two..three lock box.Q. Do you see now, Porthos, why even though the King entrusted you with a key to the Queen's chastity belt before he left, it's still 'one for all, and all for one'...? A. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Do you see now, Porthos, why even though the King entrusted you with a key to the Queen's chastity belt before he left, it's still 'one for all, and all for one'...? A. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. Q: What was the description of the Aquarium Heist perp? A: I call him Bubbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I call him Bubbles Q: Is it true that you named your son after your favorite Power Puff Girl? A: Yes, but only if I can wear the rhinestone pumps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is it true that you named your son after your favorite Power Puff Girl? A: Yes, but only if I can wear the rhinestone pumps. Q: Do you want to dress up as Liberace? A: I love Moo Shu Pork Rinds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 28, 2005 Report Share Posted August 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I love Moo Shu Pork Rinds Q: You're putting footware on a cow while skinning a boar, because why?!!? A: No, that's when Judge Crater disappeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' that's when [u']Judge Crater[/u] disappeared.Q. Is that when Judge Vanish smashed into the ground at high velocity? A. You'll have time, baby, you'll have time... 'cause you're gonna die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. You'll have time' date=' baby, you'll have time... 'cause you're gonna die.[/quote'] Q: I say old bean, before we charge those Huns in their machine gun nests, will we have time for a spot of tea? A: Three pairs of identical twins, a gallon of chocolate syrup, four pints of strawberries, and padded ankle braces. But no midgets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I say old bean, before we charge those Huns in their machine gun nests, will we have time for a spot of tea? A: Three pairs of identical twins, a gallon of chocolate syrup, four pints of strawberries, and padded ankle braces. But no midgets. Q: What is the one sexual fantasy that you have not fullfilled yet? A: The governor of Mississippi personally cause Katrina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The governor of Mississippi personally cause Katrina.Q. So, let me see if I've got this straight... this girl, Katrina Blanc, is the daughter of the governor's former mistress, which is a problem for our campaign because... ? A. I guess the law-man was up drinking whiskey all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, let me see if I've got this straight... this girl, Katrina Blanc, is the daughter of the governor's former mistress, which is a problem for our campaign because... ? A. I guess the law-man was up drinking whiskey all night. Q) Why is Barney Fife telling me I am "Under A Tesh?" Do I know John Tesh? A) There's only one way to rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, let me see if I've got this straight... this girl, Katrina Blanc, is the daughter of the governor's former mistress, which is a problem for our campaign because... ? A. I guess the law-man was up drinking whiskey all night. Q: Why is the town sheriff passed out in the middle of the street? A: It's a personal growth experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a personal growth experience. Q: Excuse me, sir, why are you up there hanging on that meathook through your midsection? And why can I see your brain through that crack there? A: (Small, apologetic voice) They were small reptiles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) There's only one way to rock. Q: So you're the madman who's stolen Gibraltar, Half Dome, and El Capitan? Why on Earth would you do that? {A: collapsed to my prior answer} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 31, 2005 Report Share Posted August 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: (Small, apologetic voice) They were small reptiles... Q: Why did you beatup Zornwil's smaller cousins? A: It's their opportunity to get back at society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you beatup Zornwil's smaller cousins? A: It's their opportunity to get back at society. Q) Why did Capitol Records sign The Backstreet Boys? A) Fields of Coi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Fields of Coi Q: If you could get carp to grow with their tails in the dirt, what would you have? A: Well then, did I come in sixth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 2, 2005 Report Share Posted September 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: If you could get carp to grow with their tails in the dirt, what would you have? A: Well then, did I come in sixth? Q: If you can guess where ou placed you win an extra $50. Here is the hint: YOu did not place within the top 5. A: The answer, my freind, is breaking in the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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