Hermit Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So.. what's the moral of 'The Two Towers'? A: Gonads and Strife. Q: We need a new slogan, something controversial, yet sexy, something that speaks to the inner Rage (ha, punny) we all have... got one? A: That is how the gorilla lost his jetpack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We need a new slogan, something controversial, yet sexy, something that speaks to the inner Rage (ha, punny) we all have... got one? A: That is how the gorilla lost his jetpack. Q. So Banana Girl said 'If you take off that rocket, you can have me' A. Slash and burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So Banana Girl said 'If you take off that rocket, you can have me' A. Slash and burn Q: What are the names of that new jungle mercenary-themed villain duo? A: The wiffle ball broke my lawn chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Slash and burn Q: I can never remember Doc, what's your recommendation for dealing with the gangrene infected leg I've got here? A: Watchdog, environmental or otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The wiffle ball broke my lawn chair. Q: How did you know they were not playing with regulation Wiffleball equipment? A: Watchdog, environmental or otherwise Q: What did you say you were looking for in your personnal ad? A: Elvis has left his peanut butter and banana sandwhich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did you know they were not playing with regulation Wiffleball equipment? Q: What did you say you were looking for in your personnal ad? A: Elvis has left his peanut butter and banana sandwhich. Q) How do we know its the comming of the apokolipse? A) He misspelled Apokolipse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How do we know its the comming of the apokolipse? A) He misspelled Apokolipse. Q. How do we know that Rob Liefield is writing and drawing a new Darkesid story ? A. return Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. return Q: Hey, I heard that Rerun on 'What's Happening' had a brother, do you know what his name was? A: Licky boom boom down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I heard that Rerun on 'What's Happening' had a brother, do you know what his name was? A: Licky boom boom down Q: No, Red Eagle my brother, Red is your slave name, now, what is your totally fresh for sheezie Hip Hop name? A: In fairness, the lynching was justified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: In fairness' date=' the lynching was justified.[/quote'] Q: So Galadorn just says hi and you all grab him and string him up? What up wit dat? A: We built this city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Galadorn just says hi and you all grab him and string him up? What up wit dat? A: We built this city Q: Who's choice was it to make the bricks out of Rock and Roll? A: and the ears of a cow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: and the ears of a cow! A: Okay, we're challenging the creation of the platypus, we've got the claws of a duck, the feathers of a bear and the body of an emancipated Ostrich. What're we missing? Q: Achy Breaky something something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, we're challenging the creation of the platypus, we've got the claws of a duck, the feathers of a bear and the body of an emancipated Ostrich. What're we missing? A: Achy Breaky something something. Q How did the song from that way overhyped one shot wonder go? A: Gumby avenges Pokey in a bloodfest of claymation carnage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gumby avenges Pokey in a bloodfest of claymation carnage! Q: Okay, we lost funding for Death Match 2000, death to everyone. But we still need to present something for the Claymaniacs, any ideas? A: It's so sad Pokey had to die that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay, we lost funding for Death Match 2000, death to everyone. But we still need to present something for the Claymaniacs, any ideas? A: It's so sad Pokey had to die that way. Q: Mightybec violated him on national TV??? A: Yes. Those are my demands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yes. Those are my demands. Q: In exchange for holding Galadorn Hostage you want the claws of a duck, the feathers of a bear and the body of an emancipated Ostrich, are you sure? A: What's it going to take to shut Galadorn up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: In exchange for holding Galadorn Hostage you want the claws of a duck, the feathers of a bear and the body of an emancipated Ostrich, are you sure? A: What's it going to take to shut Galadorn up? Q: I sometimes wonder about the nature of the universe, what makes the grand tapestry so complex and yet work so smoothly, why do evil things happen to good people, and what is heaven like? What questions do you ponder? A: There's a Ghoulies Marathon on Cinemax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: In exchange for holding Galadorn Hostage you want the claws of a duck, the feathers of a bear and the body of an emancipated Ostrich, are you sure? A: What's it going to take to shut Galadorn up? Q. What did you hear Steve Long, Ben, Simon, Darren and Hero Tina say as they went by armed for bear and carrying a deluxe portable gallows ? A. Locking in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's a Ghoulies Marathon on Cinemax. Q: So I hear HBO is showing the Lord of the Rings extended editions Back to Back to Back, wonder what the other channels are putting up as competition? A. Locking in Q: Okay everyone, time to vote. Your choices are A) Galadorn is a Saint Galadorn is a Wonderful Person or C) Galadorn should be knighted. We ready to lock in your votes? A: That is a totally stupid question to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I sometimes wonder about the nature of the universe, what makes the grand tapestry so complex and yet work so smoothly, why do evil things happen to good people, and what is heaven like? What questions do you ponder? A: There's a Ghoulies Marathon on Cinemax. Q: Where can I find a marahon of really bad horror movies? A: Hey! Careful where you point that thing, you idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where can I find a marahon of really bad horror movies? A: Hey! Careful where you point that thing, you idiot! Q: What did the hooker say to Captain Exploso? A: No, I much prefer the cardboard ones to the plastic ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Okay everyone, time to vote. Your choices are A) Galadorn is a Saint Galadorn is a Wonderful Person or C) Galadorn should be knighted. We ready to lock in your votes? A: That is a totally stupid question to ask. Q. Why are you trying to eviscerate Galadorn ? A: No, I much prefer the cardboard ones to the plastic ones. Q. Madonna, don't you think these paper bra attachments are inferior to the moulded ones ? A. Uniforming, book burning, blood letting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are you trying to eviscerate Galadorn ? Q. Madonna, don't you think these paper bra attachments are inferior to the moulded ones ? A. Uniforming, book burning, blood letting Q) What's the plan for destroying the moral of Rhode Island? A) Three. Okay four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Three. Okay four. Q: So, how many hours did you spend surfing porn at work today? A: It's riveting. With real rivets! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's riveting. With real rivets! Q: Why are you so fascinated by this movie about a steel worker building skyscrapers? A: The Thing, With the French Flag, in the White House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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