Tim Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Thing' date=' With the French Flag, in the White House[/quote'] Q: What's your guess as to whodunit, in Marvel's DC Clue? A: Full Metal Straight Jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Full Metal Straight Jacket Q: So I hear Kubrick started on a re-write of 'One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest'. Any idea what it was called? A: Yipee Ki Yo, Mother f***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 2, 2004 Report Share Posted June 2, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yipee Ki Yo, Mother f***** Q: What did we never hear Tonto tell the Lone Ranger? A: live-in lavender loco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did we never hear Tonto tell the Lone Ranger? A: live-in lavender loco. Q) What was Liberache's "Latin Pop" Album? A) Three card stump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What was Liberache's "Latin Pop" Album? A) Three card stump Q. What card game did Long John Silver and Peg Leg Pew ban on pain of death ? A. Every Motive escalate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Every Motive escalate Q: We're getting close to the end of this detective filc. What happen's next? A: Para Gone Sette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We're getting close to the end of this detective filc. What happen's next? A: Para Gone Sette. Q) Tim, would you speak to me in the language of love? A) A brightly burning handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Tim, would you speak to me in the language of love? A) A brightly burning handle. Q: How can you tell Rage has been the victim of Flame wars? A: She's at the stage she only has one thought on her mind. Homicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's at the stage she only has one thought on her mind. Homicide. Q: So I hear Melvin's wife is wanting a divorce but can't get one. What's she gonna do? A: Snikt this, Tovarich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I hear Melvin's wife is wanting a divorce but can't get one. What's she gonna do? A: Snikt this, Tovarich. Q: Collossus did WHAT to Wolverine? And he said WHAT? A: Don't shoot unless you see the spots in their eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't shoot unless you see the spots in their eyes. Q. Oh, no! It's the Dog People of Sirius 8 piloting their Giant BattleMechs! What do we do, General?! A. Well, one major difference between us is I'm not on fire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well, one major difference between us is I'm not on fire... Q: Ambush Bug, the people want to know. What differences are there between you and Th eHuman Torch? A: Sometimes you wish you could PK in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ambush Bug, the people want to know. What differences are there between you and Th eHuman Torch? A: Sometimes you wish you could PK in real life. Q. Why are you scowling at the executives who cancelled Angel ? A. Automotive incinerate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why are you scowling at the executives who cancelled Angel ? A. Automotive incinerate Q: Don't you think that BBQ fire is a little to hot? What can you get burned on it anyway? A: Slip sliding away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Don't you think that BBQ fire is a little to hot? What can you get burned on it anyway? A: Slip sliding away. Q: Quickly, the evil vilain Slyde is escaping, he's... it's not exactly running, what is that? A: Your mother was an albatros and your father smelt of bongwater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Quickly, the evil vilain Slyde is escaping, he's... it's not exactly running, what is that? A: Your mother was an albatros and your father smelt of bongwater. Q. Ok, President Bush what have you to say to President Putin ? a. Light a candle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Ok, President Bush what have you to say to President Putin ? a. Light a candle Q: Gadzooks, someone has released a fart at ye olde ren faire, but the black magics of bic art forbidden, whateer shall we do? A: So tall, so fair, with charteuse hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gadzooks, someone has released a fart at ye olde ren faire, but the black magics of bic art forbidden, whateer shall we do? A: So tall, so fair, with charteuse hair. Q. What qualities did the Jolly Green Giant say he was looking for in a girlfriend ? A. light a votive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 4, 2004 Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What qualities did the Jolly Green Giant say he was looking for in a girlfriend ? A. light a votive Q: I think Death Tribble is in a rut. What does he want us to do now? A: Lets incorporate Nevada. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: GW, WHAT did you just say would be the next step in privatization of government services??? A: It's called THE MOON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: GW, WHAT did you just say would be the next step in privatization of government services??? A: It's called THE MOON! Q: Some strange orbital object is seeking to influence our tides! A: It gives me nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It gives me nightmares. Q. ...and another item, this bill from "Nocturnal Female Equine Supply, Inc."... what does this company do for you, exactly? A. A half centimetre to the left and you'd qualify. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. A half centimetre to the left and you'd qualify. Q: How's the backrub? Do I get into the semifinals? A: I like it bland spicy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's the backrub? Do I get into the semifinals? A: I like it bland spicy Q: So why are you such a fan of American Idol? A: And that's why the world spins backwards now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted June 6, 2004 Report Share Posted June 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why are you such a fan of American Idol? A: And that's why the world spins backwards now. Q: What's the Flash doing running around the equator at superspeed? A: "Oh crap..." KABOOM!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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