red_eagle123 Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I meant it litterally.[/quote'] Q: Ha ha, that was a great joke, jump in the river of sh**. You meant that figuratively, right? A: WOOONDOGGGLE! KIyIppie Yi whoot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: WOOONDOGGGLE! KIyIppie Yi whoot! Q: What sound does is the Red Tailed Hawk not supposed to make again? A: The poor soul, I warned him about posting on political threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What sound does is the Red Tailed Hawk not supposed to make again? A: The poor soul, I warned him about posting on political threads. Q: So Newguy is lost to us forever. What happened? A: My Virtual memory is too low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Newguy is lost to us forever. What happened? A: My Virtual memory is too low. Q: We've met in this forum numerous times, why don't you remember me? A: This is it. The Definitive source book, including: -Six New Deviant Classes -11 Nude Prestine Classes - Almost one hundred muppets. -New Whining and Amour! - Icky contact options Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We've met in this forum numerous times, why don't you remember me? A: This is it. The Definitive source book, including: -Six New Deviant Classes -11 Nude Prestine Classes - Almost one hundred muppets. -New Whining and Amour! - Icky contact options Q: What's in the Mightybec D20 soucrebook? A: I don't want to touch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's in the Mightybec D20 soucrebook? A: I don't want to touch it. Q: Want to borrow my Mightybec D20 sourcebook? A: That is so wise it must be true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Want to borrow my Mightybec D20 sourcebook? A: That is so wise it must be true! Q; Only a fool goes out on a date with Mightybec. A: 20,000 superheros and one Villian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: 20' date='000 superheros and one Villian.[/quote'] Q: What does the Mightybec D20 sourcebook say is the proper Hero/Villain ratio? A: New Vermassainecutt Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does the Mightybec D20 sourcebook say is the proper Hero/Villain ratio? A: New Vermassainecutt Island Q) And you named it...? A) The Vogon Destruction Fleet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 29, 2004 Report Share Posted May 29, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) And you named it...? A) The Vogon Destruction Fleet. Q: My poem is a hit? Who's using it? A: Never before and never again will you see something quite like this, the very thing you've never wanted, but never knew that you never ever wanted it... until now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My poem is a hit? Who's using it? A: Never before and never again will you see something quite like this, the very thing you've never wanted, but never knew that you never ever wanted it... until now! Q: You're watching an infomercial? What's it selling? A: go around idiot, go around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: go around idiot' date=' go around.[/quote'] Q: Hey Billy Bob, this question on the driving test is driving me bonkers. I've got a car slowing down and pulling off to the shoulder ahead of me. I don't know what I'm supposed to do, what would you do? A: Ochre, Puce, Teal, Burnt Umber. Okay, we're all here, let's go fight some crime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 30, 2004 Report Share Posted May 30, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ochre, Puce, Teal, Burnt Umber. Okay, we're all here, let's go fight some crime! Q: Could you do the Crayola Team rollcall? A; run, hero, run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; run' date=' hero, run[/quote'] Q: What's a good quote for Forrest Gump as Hero? A: Never in a million years would I do that, but give me a chocolate bar and we'll talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's a good quote for Forrest Gump as Hero? A: Never in a million years would I do that, but give me a chocolate bar and we'll talk. Q) So Red Eagle...shoot an apple off my head with that bow and arrow of yours? A) Thirty One. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So Red Eagle...shoot an apple off my head with that bow and arrow of yours? A) Thirty One. Q: How many years does your average geek live in his parents basement? A; City of Diablo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; City of Diablo Q: I hear Blizzard Entertainment wants to get in on this Multiplayer online game, any idea what their next product is? A: He's speaking in tongues, I think that's currently some German tongue he's chewing on currently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I hear Blizzard Entertainment wants to get in on this Multiplayer online game, any idea what their next product is? A: He's speaking in tongues, I think that's currently some German tongue he's chewing on currently. Q: Why do you think Kennedy has gone completely insane? A: /chat, I'm spending to much time playing online rpgs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you think Kennedy has gone completely insane? A: /chat, I'm spending to much time playing online rpgs. Q) Tim, why is there speech bubbles above your head? A) To infinity and broke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Tim, why is there speech bubbles above your head? A) To infinity and broke it. Q: Buzz, where were you, and what happened to your arm? A: Oh no, you get to shave it this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh no' date=' [b']you[/b] get to shave it this time. Q: So, I've got another chocolate bar. I'll track down Death Tribble and you'll help, right? A: These colors don't bleed, but they sure fade. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, I've got another chocolate bar. I'll track down Death Tribble and you'll help, right? A: These colors don't bleed, but they sure fade. Q: Captain Patriot, what happened to your uniform? You said you were just going to wash it. A: The US Army's Navy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Captain Patriot, what happened to your uniform? You said you were just going to wash it. A: The US Army's Navy Q) SO what did the general call his bathtub boat? A) A buck fifty. And a box of banana chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) SO what did the general call his bathtub boat? A) A buck fifty. And a box of banana chips. Q. Now let me get this straight. Foxbat comes by and admires our new jet. And you offered to sell it to him. What did he give you for it ? A. Don't get caught in foreign towers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted June 1, 2004 Report Share Posted June 1, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Don't get caught in foreign towers Q: So.. what's the moral of 'The Two Towers'? A: Gonads and Strife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.