L. Marcus Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The vampire ordered a Bloody Mary. Q: So, who's the Sundae, Bloody Sundae? A: Nooo! Not the Principal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, who's the Sundae, Bloody Sundae? A: Nooo! Not the Principal! Q: You were having fun in an educational institution?? that's it, you're going to the Principal. A: I bet you never thought it would come to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You were having fun in an educational institution?? that's it, you're going to the Principal. A: I bet you never thought it would come to this. Q: You got your dog to come at the sound of bagpipes??? A: okay, you can do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You got your dog to come at the sound of bagpipes??? A: okay, you can do it. Q: Let me push the Button the Planetary Kaboom Canon, PUH LEEEZE? A: It started out as a wart on my behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It started out as a wart on my behind. Q: Are you aware that there is a small Venusualian gentileman grafted to your back? A: Exit Only. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you aware that there is a small Venusualian gentileman grafted to your back? A: Exit Only. Doc Q: Which door am I supposed to enter by? A: It begins with Montreal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 4, 2004 Report Share Posted August 4, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So how goes the financial aquisition of Canada? A) Larry, Moe, and Girley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Larry' date=' Moe, and Girley.[/quote'] Q. So, what's the result of the 'Queer Eye' guys' 'makeover' of the Stooges? A. Good lord! I said "peanut"! Peanut!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So' date=' what's the result of the [i']'Queer Eye'[/i] guys' 'makeover' of the Stooges? A. Good lord! I said "peanut"! Peanut!!! Q: How do you like the company's new spokesman, Mr. Penis? A: I'll let you know after I've gone comatose for 12 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll let you know after I've gone comatose for 12 hours. Q. So, do the sleeping pills work? A. No, it still looks like a carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, do the sleeping pills work? A. No, it still looks like a carrot. Q) How about now? A) This just in. Film at Eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) How about now? A) This just in. Film at Eleven. Q: I heard the Film is on the way. When will we get to play it? A: It generates 5,000 dollars a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It generates 5' date='000 dollars a year.[/quote'] Q. Don't you find carting all your empty liquor bottles to the depot to be a lot of work? A. 'Feminists'? Oh, I think that's just so cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Don't you find carting all your empty liquor bottles to the depot to be a lot of work? A. 'Feminists'? Oh, I think that's just so cute. Q: THere are a bunch of Feminists outside your house, protesting and burning thier bras. A: You want these on your bike, not your women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: THere are a bunch of Feminists outside your house, protesting and burning thier bras. A: You want these on your bike, not your women. Q. Hey what do you think of my new flamethrowers ? A. Run for your lives ! Kara's got the greta disco hits of the 70s CD and she's going to play it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey what do you think of my new flamethrowers ? A. Run for your lives ! Kara's got the greta disco hits of the 70s CD and she's going to play it ! Q: Why is everyone leaving the NGD Party so early? A: Rots of Ruck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is everyone leaving the NGD Party so early? A: Rots of Ruck. Q. What do you call a collection of wrinkles which can be mistaken for a blessing ? A. That always happens when Thrakazog eats curries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. That always happens when Thrakazog eats curries Q: What is that awful stench..? A: Coke, Pepsi and spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is that awful stench..? A: Coke, Pepsi and spam. Q. That model of Thrakazog is quite good but it reeks to high heaven. What is it made of ? A. a sea of vomit for as far as the eye could see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. a sea of vomit for as far as the eye could see. Q: What was the result of the folks of the NGD Forum meeting Melvin? A: A poke in the eye with a sharp stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the result of the folks of the NGD Forum meeting Melvin? A: A poke in the eye with a sharp stick Q. What do you get if you don't view a link that Mightybec posts ? A. And then Klytus swung Zornwil by the tail round his head while White Heat barbacued him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. And then Klytus swung Zornwil by the tail round his head while White Heat barbacued him Q: How does Death Tribble's favorite dream start out. A: Happily Ever After... until next Wednesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does Death Tribble's favorite dream start out. A: Happily Ever After... until next Wednesday. Q. How does President George W Bush's end his speeches ? A. Mentor is loose in the building and you know what that means. Bad plumbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Mentor is loose in the building and you know what that means. Bad plumbing. Q: Aw man, what is wrong with the restrooms? A: The secret ingredient is 1 teaspoon of whoop @$$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aw man, what is wrong with the restrooms? A: The secret ingredient is 1 teaspoon of whoop @$$. Q) That's good coffee! What's yer recipe? A) Steel Mignola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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