Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Technically speaking, why does Mightybec go after sheep? A: A virgin Margarita. Q: What mixed drink uses gummy worms? A: And then God made man, And saw he ws full of excriment, And God decided he was overworked and needed a vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: And then God made man' date=' And saw he ws full of excriment, And God decided he was overworked and needed a vacation.[/quote'] Q: What Bible misquote joke sent Lucifer straight to hell? A: I'm tired and I'm going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What Bible misquote joke sent Lucifer straight to hell? A: I'm tired and I'm going to bed. Q: What line, when uttered by Rachel, makes Kara race to beat her to the bedroom? A: A radio, A hairpin, and 20 ounces of Mello Yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What line, when uttered by Rachel, makes Kara race to beat her to the bedroom? A: A radio, A hairpin, and 20 ounces of Mello Yellow Q. What were the precise components of a device used by McGyver that resulted in a successful lawsuit by the makers of the A-Team who had used a similar invention years before in their first season ? A. The Cattlepult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. The Cattlepult Q: So what joke present did your friends get you for your birthday Red Eagle?* A: Arsenic and Lace M'man, arsenic and lace. * - Sadly, this is true, I did recieve a joke gift in the form of a cattlepult for my birthday this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what joke present did your friends get you for your birthday Red Eagle? A: Arsenic and Lace M'man, arsenic and lace. Q. I say Jeeves, what is the perfume that Fu Manchu's women wear ? A. Whore: The Perfume for the Woman that you Love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Whore: The Perfume for the Woman that you Love Q: Why don't you think I should get this for my fiancee Mr. Tribble? What would you recommend then? A: White Knights in Velvet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you think I should get this for my fiancee Mr. Tribble? What would you recommend then? A: White Knights in Velvet Q: Who will oppose the evil Disco Knights? A: behind reruns of the Simpsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who will oppose the evil Disco Knights? A: behind reruns of the Simpsons. Q: Where can I catch the new "Foxbat Unlimited" Animated show? A: I feel violated! I am traumatized! Oh someone shoot me and put me out of my misery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I feel violated! I am traumatized! Oh someone shoot me and put me out of my misery! Q: So, how was your date with Mightybec? A: Never again will I let her do that to me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, how was your date with Mightybec? A: Never again will I let her do that to me again. Q: So, she dragged you to the Chickflick marathon eh? How WAS 24 hours of Thelma and Louise, Steel Magnolias, and looking that british actor's soulful puppy dog eyes? A: One down, one to go, put another bullet in the chamber, sometimes Love's a loaded gun... and it shoots to geld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, she dragged you to the Chickflick marathon eh? How WAS 24 hours of Thelma and Louise, Steel Magnolias, and looking that british actor's soulful puppy dog eyes? A: One down, one to go, put another bullet in the chamber, sometimes Love's a loaded gun... and it shoots to geld. Q) I know it's a sore subject, Hermit, but how're the nads? A) The Way of the Ninja. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) The Way of the Ninja. Q: So I heard your manager gave you a new book to further your career. What's it called? A: Why would you think I could even DO that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I heard your manager gave you a new book to further your career. What's it called? A: Why would you think I could even DO that? Q; Have you read the latest WWYCD threads? A: Flare factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q; Have you read the latest WWYCD threads? A: Flare factor. Q) So what's that show where guys hit on hot babes only to findout later that the girl is only 12? (Referencing old Champions Comic series) A) Mick Jogger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) So what's that show where guys hit on hot babes only to findout later that the girl is only 12? (Referencing old Champions Comic series) A) Mick Jogger. Q: What is the nickname for an Irish Health Nut? A: That was bad, I mean, that was really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was bad' date=' I mean, that was really bad.[/quote'] Q. The review for Resident Evil: Apocalypse is only one line long? What's it say? A. That's just the way it's always done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. The review for Resident Evil: Apocalypse is only one line long? What's it say? A. That's just the way it's always done. Q: Why do people have to have interlocking parts? A: Eminem and Coke 'a' Cola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eminem and Coke 'a' Cola Q. These music festivals get more commercial every year... I mean, did you hear who the headliners are for this tour? A. Armed and dangerous, drugged and reckless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. These music festivals get more commercial every year... I mean' date=' did you [i']hear[/i] who the headliners are for this tour? A. Armed and dangerous, drugged and reckless. Q: So how are you today? A: AHHH Bright Light!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: AHHH Bright Light!!! Q. Oh, hello dear, I see you and your friends are playing your little "superheroes" game, how nice, I brought you some cookies... oh, but it's so dim with just the table lamp, here, I'll fix that for you... A. You see, not all men are created equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amused Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Oh, hello dear, I see you and your friends are playing your little "superheroes" game, how nice, I brought you some cookies... oh, but it's so dim with just the table lamp, here, I'll fix that for you... A. You see, not all men are created equal. Q: Why does daddy have a bald spot and Mr. Smith doesn't? A: Ah I see the use for the chiahuahua Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ah I see the use for the chiahuahua Q: So do you like my solution for the pesky dog problem I had and the leaking dyke problem holland had? A: Straight on to Denmark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So do you like my solution for the pesky dog problem I had and the leaking dyke problem holland had? A: Straight on to Denmark! Q) So, now that you've conquered the Swiss, Norwegian, and Brazilian Bikini teams Captain Libido, where to now? A) That's a big one alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) That's a big one alright. Q: So you say Mightybec's eyes lit up upon seeing that sheep? What'd he say that is giving you shivers? A: I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those crazy muppets and that dominatrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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