Kirby Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: They wouldn't even do that on 'Fear Factor'. Q: How about this reality show theme? They make you confront your phobias! A: That's all that's left of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How about this reality show theme? They make you confront your phobias! A: That's all that's left of him. Q: Mightybec accidently tried to molest carniverous sheep? A: they have an obsession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: they have an obsession. Q: Tim, why do they keep bringing up Mightybec, yet refuse to capitalize the first words in their sentences? A: I'm going to bed now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tim, why do they keep bringing up Mightybec, yet refuse to capitalize the first words in their sentences? A: I'm going to bed now! Q: Is that Terri Hatcher in your bedroom? A: silk sheets are too slippery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: they have an obsession. Q: Why are your cats watching every move I make? A: silk sheets are too slippery. Q: Why are there rubber sheets on your bed? A: Two minutes with a Dremel ought to take care of that. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two minutes with a Dremel ought to take care of that.Q. Okay, I can accept that my wife is a werewolf. But what I can't stand is having every piece of furniture in the house being shredded to pieces once a month!! A. Apparently you're evil, and not just misunderstood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Apparently you're evil, and not just misunderstood. Q: Just because I killed 100 people in cold blood doesn't mean I'm evil. Does it? A: It's weather on the back nines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just because I killed 100 people in cold blood doesn't mean I'm evil. Does it? A: It's weather on the back nines Q. What sort of remark to the likes of Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods leads to the phenomenon known as 'Golf Rage' ? A. Easier to hit than a barn door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Easier to hit than a barn door Q: ::scornfully:: I see you're taking pot shots at Galacticus -- Do you actually expect to hit tim with that water balloon? A: Nah, he'll never notice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: ::scornfully:: I see you're taking pot shots at Galacticus -- Do you actually expect to hit tim with that water balloon? A: Nah, he'll never notice. Q. Aren't you concerned that Klytus will notice the Duck on his head ? A. Your customers appear to be splitting up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Your customers appear to be splitting up Q: What's the most interesting thing about running a restaurant for amoebae? A: Stop complaining and just teach the new guy how to do the job that you weren't qualified to get. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the most interesting thing about running a restaurant for amoebae? A: Stop complaining and just teach the new guy how to do the job that you weren't qualified to get. Doc Q: What would you say to a Hare Krishna they you are about to fire from his position as Lead Executioner? A: Hey! I got rabies!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hey! I got rabies!!! Q: Why are you so happy, Doc O? A: Nothing spoils a nice car trip like a whiny kidnapping victim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing spoils a nice car trip like a whiny kidnapping victim. Q: What's the ball gag for? A: So. Take off your clothes, and tell me about your intimacy issues. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the ball gag for? A: So. Take off your clothes, and tell me about your intimacy issues. Doc Q: What did your Psychiatrist say to make you distrust him? A: Drop the dead gorgeous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did your Psychiatrist say to make you distrust him? A: Drop the dead gorgeous Q: What line would you say to that hot necromancer leading the zombies up the street? A: Honest! I had nothing to do with the spongebath event at the Super Bowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Honest! I had nothing to do with the spongebath event at the Super Bowl! Q: So you admit that you caused this year's wardrobe function? A: Rub it harder! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What line would you say to that hot necromancer leading the zombies up the street? A: Honest! I had nothing to do with the spongebath event at the Super Bowl! Q: Why are you on the FCC's top ten wanted list? A: The inmates run the assylum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Rub it harder! Q: If you need to do this, its a sure sign you just aren't arroused by your partner..? A: Liquor in front, poker in the rear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Liquor in front, poker in the rear. Q: Where can I get in a high stakes card game and plenty of alcohol in this dry state? A: The inmates run the assylum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The inmates run the assylumQ. Is it true that Ben is planning on quitting!?! But... what will happen without him? A. ...But you forgot the condoms, and I forgot the holy water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Is it true that Ben is planning on quitting!?! But... what will happen without him? A. ...But you forgot the condoms, and I forgot the holy water... Q: We can still have save vampire sex, can't we? A: And in doing so, I have stripped you of your power! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We can still have save vampire sex, can't we? A: And in doing so, I have stripped you of your power! Q) Did you just take my pants? A) Fire in the Whole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Did you just take my pants? A) Fire in the Whole. Q. Simply put, how much of Washington DC did Zornwil and Death Tribble set alight ? A. Tea's Up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Simply put, how much of Washington DC did Zornwil and Death Tribble set alight ? A. Tea's Up Q: YOu put a pancake in the Amittyville toaster? A: There are a lot of heart rending storys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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