Corven_Ren Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is your massage android wearing a butler's outfit? A: That's just wrong. Q: Did you see the Foxbatboy swimsuit calender? A: Behold the Terrible Twosome, Belcher and Flatulance Man!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you see the Foxbatboy swimsuit calender? A: Behold the Terrible Twosome, Belcher and Flatulance Man!! Q: What dou was reject from the League of Substitute Heros? A: Its not like I've ever worn a dress before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What dou was reject from the League of Substitute Heros? A: Its not like I've ever worn a dress before. Q) Why is the slip on the outside? A) Fashonista Feasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why is the slip on the outside? A) Fashonista Feasta. Q: What do you get when all the fashion make-over shows get together? A: I like my hair gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I like my hair gone. Q: Um, why do you submerge yourself in a keg and light your farts on fire? A: You're just beating a dead horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Um, why do you submerge yourself in a keg and light your farts on fire? A: You're just beating a dead horse. Q: Can you beleive I outran that horse in a foot race? A: Jump from your love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jump from your love Q: What's the theme song to "Fatal Attraction 2?" A: That really wasn't an invitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the theme song to "Fatal Attraction 2?" A: That really wasn't an invitation. Q: Why didn't the Fantastic Four stop Galactus!??! As to A. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. A: Did you hear that Zornwil lost a fist-fight with Amused? Q: Not my problem. It was a no-win situation. Fight back and they'd say "Zornwil beat up a girl!" So I let it happen. : (that was a good one Klytus, I was just looking back on old Q&As with Tribble and Zornwil) A: Penguinzilla arose again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Penguinzilla arose again. Q: Why did PenguinKiller come running and screaming from Zornwil Island? A: Ooh. Ouch. That's gotta hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Thanks, Zornwil . And on that note... A: Ooh. Ouch. That's gotta hurt. Q: What were folks saying about the damage to Zornwil's pride when he lost the fist-fight to Amused? A: That wasn't quite the kind of "butt-crack" I had in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That wasn't quite the kind of "butt-crack" I had in mind.Q. Despite the risks involved with illegal drugs, I know that being a plumber is your lifelong dream, and in order to feel you've really succeeded you need to have this. The reasons why frankly escape me, but I have gone to considerable trouble to make this into a suppository instead of the more usual smokable form. I hope you at least appreciate my efforts!! A. I don't see how you expect me to take that remark seriously while you're still holding that fire extinguisher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Despite the risks involved with illegal drugs, I know that being a plumber is your lifelong dream, and in order to feel you've really succeeded you need to have this. The reasons why frankly escape me, but I have gone to considerable trouble to make this into a suppository instead of the more usual smokable form. I hope you at least appreciate my efforts!! A. I don't see how you expect me to take that remark seriously while you're still holding that fire extinguisher. Q: (A flash from SG1 friday) Daniel Jackson, I don't want to fight you. A: Living in La-la land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Living in La-la landQ. That was the coldest, most heartless example of cruel self-interest I've ever seen!! Where is your compassion? A. Look, this is the last time I am going to explain this! I am very, very, drunk. Okay!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. That was the coldest, most heartless example of cruel self-interest I've ever seen!! Where is your compassion? A. Look, this is the last time I am going to explain this! I am very, very, drunk. Okay!?! Q: Sir, I pulled you over because you were weaving all over the road. Have you been drinking? A: It died a cold, lonely death, in the heart of the mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It died a cold' date=' lonely death, in the heart of the mountain.[/quote'] Q: Where did Mightybec's goat go off to? A: Behold the foot that goes STOMP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Behold the foot that goes STOMP! Q: Give an example of a very-poorly worded Presence Attack A: Burning sausages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Burning sausages Q. What is the primary reason why I don't let my mother cook breakfast more often? A. Its the beer with a taste for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is the primary reason why I don't let my mother cook breakfast more often? A. Its the beer with a taste for food. Q: Ohh, NO! The STAG is eating everything in the fridge! A: Just disable that option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ohh, NO! The STAG is eating everything in the fridge! A: Just disable that option. Q: Why does this program ask me to dress up in just a dayglo orange speedo and dance in front of women? A: Forgot the spam can opener again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does this program ask me to dress up in just a dayglo orange speedo and dance in front of women? A: Forgot the spam can opener again... Q: We brought 3 cases fo SPAM, why are we nuts and berrys? A: It's a live online recording. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We brought 3 cases fo SPAM, why are we nuts and berrys? A: It's a live online recording. Q: You say you saw Mightybec with a woman. Do you have proof? A: Whisky, Vodka, Rum, & Blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Whisky' date=' Vodka, Rum, & Blood[/quote'] Q: What could an alcoholic vampire possibly be addicted to? A: Sex and drums and rock-n-roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What could an alcoholic vampire possibly be addicted to? A: Sex and drums and rock-n-roll. Q: Tell me, John Bohnam, what is best in life? A: and thats why there is an impression of him in the concrete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Tell me, John Bohnam, what is best in life? A: and thats why there is an impression of him in the concrete Q: A high school girl's choir competion was staying at the same hotel as Justin Timberlake? A: by and large the whole country has excepted it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: by and large the whole country has excepted it. Q: Are you telling me that Canada will honor The Addams Family except for the hairy cousin? A: She can accept that. AngryBug 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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