death tribble Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: YOu put a pancake in the Amittyville toaster? A: There are a lot of heart rending storys. Q. What's the tagline of that new game show 'My family died in a disaster' ? A. Hey ! Send us back a haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Hey ! Send us back a haggis Q: What does one almost never hear when you announce you'll be going to Scotland? A: I poured her a drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does one almost never hear when you announce you'll be going to Scotland? A: I poured her a drink. Q. What on earth did you do that she leapt on top of you and had wild animal sex with you ? A. And the Canadians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. And the Canadians. Q: You went to the Winter Olympics just to get drunk with the French Hockey team? A: It seemed like a good idea at the time. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It seemed like a good idea at the time. Q: DocMan, are you saying that Doctor Destroyer leveled Detroit because you put a "Kick me" note on his back when Grond was around the corner? A: Fire in the whore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: DocMan, are you saying that Doctor Destroyer leveled Detroit because you put a "Kick me" note on his back when Grond was around the corner? A: Fire in the whore! Q) Captain! The uboats are gaining on us and we're out of ammo; what should we do? A) That worked far better than I expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) That worked far better than I expected. Q: Are you saying the U-Boat Wolfpack stopped coming after us because you launched the whore at one of their periscopes? A: They have conjugal visits there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: They have conjugal visits there. Q. You're taking a sabattical at the nunnery? Why? A. You can shine like silver all you want, but you're just aluminum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. You can shine like silver all you want, but you're just aluminum. Q: How did Tin Can Man's mom insult him this time? A: Just another FoxBat Master Plan!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. You can shine like silver all you want' date=' but you're just aluminum.[/i'] Q: How did Tin Can Man's mom insult him this time? A: Just another FoxBat Master Plan!!! Q) What was the fine print on the atomic whoopie cushion that you found? A) And all the scantily clad asian women in Shadowpup's hidden lair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) And all the scantily clad asian women in Shadowpup's hidden lair. Q: It's your fantasy, is anything else I can get you? A: He wants to give her the "O" face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He wants to give her the "O" face. Q: What does he plan to do with this odd mask? A: I don't even know what that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What does he plan to do with this odd mask? A: I don't even know what that is. Q: Could you hand me the Thingamabob? A: Crows have eaten the seeds of their discontent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Could you hand me the Thingamabob? A: Crows have eaten the seeds of their discontent. Q) Why is everyone so friggin' Happy around here? A) Polkadot Reaper. Not my thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Why is everyone so friggin' Happy around here? A) Polkadot Reaper. Not my thing. Q: WHO promised to kill you "but in a cute way"? A: Pink is the new black! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHO promised to kill you "but in a cute way"? A: Pink is the new black! Q: Why is Black Paladin spray painting his armor in Flamingo Pink? A: I webbed his buttocks together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is Black Paladin spray painting his armor in Flamingo Pink? A: I webbed his buttocks together Q: Spider-Man, is it true Wolverine hit on your wife? What did you do? A: The Daytime hyper exciting hype you up so you can't rest medicine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Spider-Man, is it true Wolverine hit on your wife? What did you do? A: The Daytime hyper exciting hype you up so you can't rest medicine! Q. What sends a shiver of cold fear down the backs of Microsoft and Apple employees ? A. I wouldn't tell the CO that sir, not if I were you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What sends a shiver of cold fear down the backs of Microsoft and Apple employees ? A. I wouldn't tell the CO that sir, not if I were you. Q: Our latest prototype just imploded, and we have to start selling it in a month. WHat should I do? A: there was a time that was persuasive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Our latest prototype just imploded, and we have to start selling it in a month. WHat should I do? A: there was a time that was persuasive. Q. You do know that if you vote for me I'll punch out Hilary Clinton ? A. Five seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You do know that if you vote for me I'll punch out Hilary Clinton ? A. Five seconds Q: HOw long will it take for the Dmeocrats to implode? A: White liberals opposing the nominations of blacks and Hispanics. Kirby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: White liberals opposing the nominations of blacks and Hispanics. Q: So you've come to spanish harlem to collect donations for whom? A: Chainsaws are never meant to be rectally insterted. No matter how much lube you use! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Chainsaws are never meant to be rectally insterted. No matter how much lube you use! Q: What was the scariest part for the victims of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies? A: That image has upset my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the scariest part for the victims of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies? A: That image has upset my stomach. Q: Want me to explain how having eggs from breakfast and chicken for lunch turned into a gastric debate over which came first? A: Hmm... I could have sworn I asked her to wear the french maid outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hmm... I could have sworn I asked her to wear the french maid outfit. Q: Why is your massage android wearing a butler's outfit? A: That's just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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