Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not like it was hurting anyone. Q: Isn't it about time you sent that velociraptor back to the Jurassic period? A: No doubt about it. That's a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No doubt about it. That's a cow. Q: I wonder why the Fish & Game folks are so upset about the elk I bagged this morning. A: I have NO idea what you just said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have NO idea what you just said. Q: Blorbl gekka duvimy! Hota? Hota? A: It's so hard to find someone to teach me Martian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's so hard to find someone to teach me Martian. Q: You're so old-fashioned! Why are you still speaking Venusian? A: Perhaps from Neptune? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Perhaps from Neptune? Q: My closet is full of snow! Where did it all come from? A: He thinks he is a poet. He is wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: He thinks he is a poet. He is wrong. Q: What can truthfully and accurately be said of every rap "star"? A: And he dresses funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: And he dresses funny! Q: So you dislike this clown because he is not at all humorous? A: I was born in a crossfire hurricane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I was born in a crossfire hurricane. Q: But you say you're all right now? A: I presume you meant to do that to the tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I presume you meant to do that to the tiger. Q: I just magically removed all the orange color from this pumpkin. Albino pumpkins are worth a lot of money! And I can sell this one for a bundle! A: Um, I don't think it's albino... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Um' date=' I don't think it's albino...[/quote'] Q: What do you have to say about Michael jackson with pinkeye? A: Sorry, I don't have my English to English translation dictionary handy, so I can't figure out what you just said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you have to say about Michael jackson with pinkeye? A: Sorry, I don't have my English to English translation dictionary handy, so I can't figure out what you just said. Q: Hi, how are you doing? A: I told you not to peek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I told you not to peek! Q: Where did you get that interesting tattoo? A: And that is why I shot the tiger, Your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where did you get that interesting tattoo? A: And that is why I shot the tiger, Your Honor. Q: So, after it ate your right arm, both legs and your wife, the beast approached your prized stuffed Marlin? A: Maintain inhalation range! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Maintain inhalation range! Q: How do you make sure you get the full benefit of the mutagenic vapors? A: Tell me again why we're on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you make sure you get the full benefit of the mutagenic vapors? A: Tell me again why we're on the moon. Q) ...and that's how we'll breath. Anything else I can help you with? A) Perfectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A) Perfectly. Q. How does this ambiotic frombozzitor work when you plug in the entropic interrositor? A. All I did was reverse the polarity of the neutron flow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A. All I did was reverse the polarity of the neutron flow! Q: B'Elanna, that's the third shuttlecraft you've blown up this week! What the h3ll are you doing? A: It's filled with ytpos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: B'Elanna, that's the third shuttlecraft you've blown up this week! What the h3ll are you doing? A: It's filled with ytpos. Q: What's the problem with my paper on Dyslexia? A: Do not cyborgize the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Do not cyborgize the cat. Q: Hey, I've got a great idea for dealing with out rat problem! A: And kilometers to go before I sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey, I've got a great idea for dealing with out rat problem! A: And kilometers to go before I sleep. Q: How do you know metricization has gone too far? A: This is a hammer. That is your kneecap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is a hammer. That is your kneecap. Q: So how will you demonstrate that counting cards in Vegas is a bad idea? A: The Duke was having problems with a message at the local Burger Bee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Duke was having problems with a message at the local Burger Bee. Q: Is it true that John Wayne's estate is suing your restaurant over something posted on its road sign? A: Nothing short of perfection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nothing short of perfection. Q: What is the slogan for the Perfectionist Society? A: Harry Potter in the House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Harry Potter in the House. Q: What gets elected three times as frequently as Harry Potter in the Senate? A: Um, "Blue Angels" are NOT the good-guy counterpart of "Blue Meanies". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Um' date=' "Blue Angels" are NOT the good-guy counterpart of "Blue Meanies".[/quote'] Q: All we need are those six pilots and we can save Pepperland! Who's coming with me? A: We gave peace a chance. Found out we didn't like it very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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