Basil Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: We gave peace a chance. Found out we didn't like it very much. Q: What's the latest excuse for the stupidity in Iraq? A: No, the other kind of laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' the other kind of laptop.[/quote'] Q: OK, I've got an attention-hungry feline/ Shall I set him down in the usual place? A: What you see is not what you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What you see is not what you get. Q: How many times did I tell you to take the blindfold off first? A: Lets have the bludger do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many times did I tell you to take the blindfold off first? A: Lets have the bludger do it. Q: We need someone to sleep through the entire first act. A: Violence is it's own reward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Violence is it's own reward. Q: What is teh_bunneh's new Custom User Title? A: Buns of steel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Buns of steel! Q: What are Kryptonian hamburgers served with? A: I imagine this is not a good time to ask about my salary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I imagine this is not a good time to ask about my salary. Q: What are you doing in my office, on my desk, with my daughter? A: Long skirt, short jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What are you doing in my office, on my desk, with my daughter? A: Long skirt, short jacket. Q: I missed something? What can you see I'm wearing? A: What else would you wear to a porno shoot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: What else would you wear to a porno shoot? Q: You're leaving the house wearing THAT?! A: Mostly I'm just boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mostly I'm just boring. Q: Are you making any progress getting those holes drilled? A: Boring Oregon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Boring Oregon. Q: Were you just saying something redundant?* A: There's no way that's ever going to work now. -- *I kid. My wife lived in Oregon for a year and a half, and she loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: There's no way that's ever going to work now. Q: Oh man, did that T-Rex just sit down on my time machine? A: I only hope it isn't hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I only hope it isn't hungry. Q: Do my eyes deceive me, or is that vicious mob being led by Rosie O'Donnell? A: That T-Rex is the least of our worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: That T-Rex is the least of our worries. Q: So you're telling me the Sleestaks are up to something? A: It is somethimg similar to and yet entirely unlike cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: It is something similar to and yet entirely unlike cheese. Q: Have you tried the spoo? I hear it's quite fresh. A: Your work is sloppy, inconsistent, and disgusting. You're hired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Your work is sloppy' date=' inconsistent, and disgusting. You're hired.[/quote'] Q: So, do I get the job in the Marvel Bullpen? A: They think he is insane, yet he outranks them. His option? Command! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: They think he is insane' date=' yet he outranks them. His option? [i']Command![/i] Q: So, did he get the job as Marvel's Editor-in-Chief? A: Some people juggle geese.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some people juggle geese.... Q: What's the competition like for your Boomerang Duck Act? A: Made from Brontosaurus, baby, not Moo-Cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the competition like for your Boomerang Duck Act? A: Made from Brontosaurus, baby, not Moo-Cow. Q: What argument did not appease the ALF? A: I'm just calling it an accident and leaving it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm just calling it an accident and leaving it at that. Q: You got involved in a land war in Asia? A: Don't screw with me, it's too bloody early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't screw with me, it's too bloody early. Q: What did your wife say this morning that had you visiting the Madams? A: Offending No one and saying nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did your wife say this morning that had you visiting the Madams? A: Offending No one and saying nothing. Q: What's the best definition of a coward? A: Was that a tad on the political side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Was that a tad on the political side? Q: What did you think of my speech denouncing John McCain as a fascist warmonger and Barack Obama as a pinko commie newbie celebutante? A: Please, no more cowbell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: Please' date=' no more cowbell![/quote'] Q: You didn't get much sleep in the pasture, did you? A: The sheep are in the meadow, the cow is in the corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Re: Answers & Questions A: The sheep are in the meadow, the cow is in the corn. Q: So you left the barn door open last night? A: Little Boy brew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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