Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Low easy terms for the next million years. Q: And you sold the brooklyn Bridge to the dinosaurs HOW, exactly? A: I never knew me a better time, and I guess I never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never knew me a better time' date=' and I guess I never will.[/quote'] Q: What were Popeyes' last words? A: Umpteen and zillion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Umpteen and zillion. Q: What's Obama's deficit numbers looking like? A: It definitely isn't a partisan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's Obama's deficit numbers looking like? A: It definitely isn't a partisan. Q: Is that the legendary Glaive-Glaive-Guisarme-Glaive? A: Biological insensitivity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Biological insensitivity. Q: What is the P.C. term for a person with a poor sense of touch? A: I'm sure even this group can get one of those options right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm sure even this group can get one of those options right. Q - So I heard the U.S. Congress is looking at several options for balancing the budget.... A - Hey, it's a living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Hey' date=' it's a living.[/quote'] Q: You wash sex-workers between clients? A: You see, I realized that it was cheaper and more satisfying, and besides, sex-workers have a better rep than psychologists these days, anyway. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You see' date=' I realized that it was cheaper and more satisfying, and besides, sex-workers have a better rep than psychologists these days, anyway. [/quote'] Q: You went out with a hooker, and you're calling it therapy?? A: I never heard that euphemism before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I never heard that euphemism before. Q - It wasn't assault, officer. I was simply trying to open his mind to the endless possibilities of existence. A - No, I'm not ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - No' date=' I'm not ready.[/quote'] Q: Care to take the quantum mechanics exam? A: The syllabus says the final is on the first day of class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The syllabus says the final is on the first day of class. Q - Welcome to Quantum Mechanics Part VII! This semester we'll be discussing a number of fascinating topics, including the recent developments that may just make time travel feasible! Are there any questions? A - Can't type, holding baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Can't type' date=' holding baby![/quote'] Q: Mr. Paraiah, you're squirming in your seat like you're about to wet your pants! Just log out and go, won't you? A: It's already tied in a knot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's already tied in a knot! Q: Welcome to Gordia! Can you do something with this big hunk of rope? A: Gotta move these refrigerators, gotta move these Color TVs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to Gordia! Can you do something with this big hunk of rope? A: Gotta move these refrigerators, gotta move these Color TVs! Q: How do we get into your hiden lab? A: Don't play with chemicals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't play with chemicals. Q - What's the one thing that's pointless to try to tell my students? A - Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. Q: We can't beat the Daleks, Doctor! What are you hoping to do anyway? A: Run and hide, because the monsters are coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Run and hide' date=' because the monsters are coming![/quote'] Q - Hey, didn't the state legislature start its annual session this week? A - That's not what I meant when I said, "Hooters". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - That's not what I meant when I said' date=' "Hooters".[/quote'] Q: How do you like these owls? A: She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand. Q: Why is Wendy's nick-name "Wendy Whopper Wiener?" A: It's only a rental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's only a rental. Q - I'd heard that you went in for plastic surgery, but is that REALLY your new face?! A - Nothing like live ammunition to make things interesting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - I'd heard that you went in for plastic surgery, but is that REALLY your new face?! A - Nothing like live ammunition to make things interesting! Q: You toss the badger, I'll throw the wolverine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You toss the badger, I'll throw the wolverine. A: Q - Have you nothing to say for yourself? A - Broken beyond all hope of repair, or even recognition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Broken beyond all hope of repair' date=' or even recognition.[/quote'] Q: So how'd the laws of physics come out on that Physics 106 exam you gave? A: The nitrocellulose doormat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The nitrocellulose doormat. Q: What was your first clue that he really didn't want you dating his daughter? A: Don't tempt The Universe™ like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Don't tempt The Universe™ like that! Q: Since the first Big Bang worked out so well, shall we patent it? A: You really shouldn't do that to your house, you know. You have to live in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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