Pariah Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wearing the face that she keeps in the jar by the door. Q - Eleanor? I don't know any girl named Eleanor. What's she wearing? A - I wish I knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Eleanor? I don't know any girl named Eleanor. What's she wearing? A - I wish I knew. Q: We need a "Before" picture of reading the Necromonicon. A: ...Cthulhu thinks you're horrifying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...Cthulhu thinks you're horrifying. Q - How can you tell you're going overboard with the whole 'Evangelical TV Preacher' thing? A - Sure, it's your right, but it's not without limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Sure' date=' it's your right, but it's not without limits.[/quote'] Q: This backyard is my property! So if I bury toxic waste in it it's nobody else's business, right? A: Looks like the cattle are on the rampage again, Slim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Looks like the cattle are on the rampage again' date=' Slim.[/quote'] Q - Another Lone Star Steak House burned to the ground? What's that about? A - I hate seeing you put out like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - I hate seeing you put out like this. Q: Like my new outfit from Fashion Slut? A: Oh, THAT ejector seat! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh' date=' THAT ejector seat![/quote'] Q: Say, where did the flight instructor go? A: The kittens are drunk again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The kittens are drunk again. Q: Why can't we keep any Bailey's Irish Cream in this house? A: It's the alcoholic equivalent to being tied down and having monkeys rub hot sauce into a thousand paper-cuts. Want another? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's the alcoholic equivalent to being tied down and having monkeys rub hot sauce into a thousand paper-cuts. Want another? Q: What is a "Tongue Depilatory", and why is that entry on the drink menu in red? A: It's a step up from an Atomic Heartburn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a step up from an Atomic Heartburn. Q: What's the only good thing about Thermonuclear Constipation? A: Can't talk. Clowns will eat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the only good thing about Thermonuclear Constipation? A: Can't talk. Clowns will eat me. Q: What did the Mime sign? A: That explains everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: That explains everything! Q: 42? A: It's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 19, 2010 Report Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: 42? A: It's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. Q: You've been an excellent adversary, Batman, but even you fell for my advertising gimmick. And now, I'm afraid, there's no more time for banter... A: Curses, foiled again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Curses' date=' foiled again![/quote'] Q: Why are you covered in aluminum with strange writing all over it? A: Great King, Live Forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Great King' date=' Live Forever![/quote'] Q: What did the Egyptians say to King Tut? A: The zombification is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The zombification is on. Q: Why is the necromancer so happy? A: Unfortunately, it means we'd have to live in the Playboy mansion as sex-slaves to the playmates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Unfortunately' date=' it means we'd have to live in the Playboy mansion as sex-slaves to the playmates.[/quote'] Q: What would make Tiger Woods extremely happy? A: Only your vorporal blade will do the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Only your vorporal blade will do the job. Q: What do you mean you need ME to go Jabberwock hunting? A: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! Q - Been hitting the bottle of late, have we? A - You're an idiot every day of the week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - You're an idiot every day of the week! Q: Why am I such an idiot on Friday nights? A: The plan needs to be more cunning than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The plan needs to be more cunning than that. Q - I say we smash open the front door, run up the stairs, grab the Mona Lisa, and make a run for it! What do you think? A - They never tell anyone the whole truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - They never tell anyone the whole truth. Q: Why are the lawyers prosecuted for perjury so often? A: The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The tooth' date=' the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.[/quote'] Q: What is the swear that they got the T-Rex to say? A: Oh joy for the dino-might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh joy for the dino-might. Q: You're going to deal with Dr. Destroyer by using insta-clones (just add water) of Velociraptors? What kind of plan is that? A: Eureka! I've got it! EARTHQUAKE PILLS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eureka! I've got it! EARTHQUAKE PILLS! Q: Can anyone think of a way to prevent earthquakes? A: Mandatory public nudity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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