Tim Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Trickster, what is your plan to stop Barry Allen this time? A: Faster than a speeding ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Faster than a speeding ticket. Q: Jeez, that check bounced fast. The banks slap on the extra charges really fast these days, don't they? A: More powerful than a loco motive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: More powerful than a loco motive. Q: How would you describe these sudden bowel urges of yours? A: It's soup and soup! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's soup and soup! Q - Dinner and a movie featuring an old Marx Brothers flick? What are you calling it? A - I'll eat what I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q - Dinner and a movie featuring an old Marx Brothers flick? What are you calling it? A - I'll eat what I like. Q: Arsenic is *Not* a food! A: One of these things is different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: One of these things is different. Q: They've cloned Ben Grimm! Now how will we find the real one? A: The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of other things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The time has come' date=' the Walrus said, to talk of other things![/quote'] Q: Why do you think we're through the looking glass? A: Human germ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Human germ. Q: Name a superhero even Marvel wouldn't use. A: It's no joke. That really is a kangaroo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's no joke. That really is a kangaroo. Q: Look at these prints. Would anyone believe that there are kangaroos in Wyoming? A: We use no power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: We use no power. Q - What's the point of running a realistic 20th Century espionage campaign? A - No, I don't like it. In fact, nobody likes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - No' date=' I don't like it. In fact, nobody likes it.[/quote'] Q: Want another helping of my Brussels Sprout and Liverwurst Casserole? A: Oh look! Rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh look! Rocks! Q: He's very upset at your reaction to the Grand Canyon. Just what did you say? A: It's an ipsomobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: He's very upset at your reaction to the Grand Canyon. Just what did you say? A: It's an ipsomobile. Q: Why is your car so predominantly real? A: Latin is the language of the over-educated. Esperanto is the language of those with too much time on their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Latin is the language of the over-educated. Esperanto is the language of those with too much time on their hands. Q: Why don't you speak any foreign languages? A: The One Global Language that nobody knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The One Global Language that nobody knows. Q: What is Wise Economics? A: That's deeply... something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is Wise Economics? A: That's deeply... something. Q: Remember, to the world, you may just be one person - But to one person, you can be the most annoying person in the world! A: Wow, that was beautiful, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wow' date=' that was beautiful, man.[/quote'] Q: I just killed your ex. You OK with that? A: Not so much, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not so much' date=' no.[/quote'] Q: Death Tribble thinks that if he sends Gillian Anderson a cubic kilometer of kippered herring, a complete collection of Soupy Sales videos, and three platoons of death squad goons armed with white phosphorus and rocket-propelled chainsaws, it will win her undying devotion! Do you agree? A: For sheer sensuous pleasure, there's nothing better on a per-dollar basis than chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: For sheer sensuous pleasure' date=' there's nothing better on a per-dollar basis than chocolate.[/quote'] Q - So what would you prefer? Sensual massage? Quiet music? Erotic poetry? What's your pleasure? A - We can't really talk about that now. Don't ask why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - We can't really talk about that now. Don't ask why. Q: Colonel, we're not really invading wearing full-body duck suits, are we? A: Look, I don't care what your orders say. We're not going into that House of Pancakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Look' date=' I don't care what your orders say. We're not going into that House of Pancakes.[/quote'] Q: OK men, our orders are to acquire lots of round, flat building materials, STAT! A: Say what you like, I'm not going into a Burger King restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: OK men, our orders are to acquire lots of round, flat building materials, STAT! A: Say what you like, I'm not going into a Burger King restaurant. Q: OK men, our orders are to acquire lots of round, flat building materials, STAT! A: So that's how you define multiple recursions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's how you define multiple recursions! Q: Did you see this Wikipedia article about how Wikipedia should not be used as a scholarly reference? It links to this other article about why Wikipedia should be acceptable reference material. A: I had no idea that you swung that way. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I had no idea that you swung that way. Q: What did you say to the hung man? A: Eating cereal with water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Eating cereal with water. Q: So, sir, what would you say constitutes unusual and gruel punishment? A: Low easy terms for the next million years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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