Klytus Posted February 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: You really shouldn't do that to your house' date=' you know. You have to live in it.[/quote'] Q: Can I have another serving of baked beans? A: I'd say you've had enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd say you've had enough. Q: Did you know I've slept with over a thousand women? And that's just this year. A: He lays as easily as breathing. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: He lays as easily as breathing. Q: You have a rooster that produces eggs? How does that work? A: Just remember, unbreakable tools are good for breaking other tools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 2, 2010 Report Share Posted February 2, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You have a rooster that produces eggs? How does that work? A: Just remember, unbreakable tools are good for breaking other tools. Q: So just why do you need a adamantium hammer? A: Stop using Mjolner to hammer nails! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stop using Mjolner to hammer nails! Q: I don't understand it. I set out to make some cabinets, so why do I only have splinters? A: This is not a bath toy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: This is not a bath toy! Q - Ooooh, a decommissioned Soviet submarine! Can we get it? Can we? Can we?! A - Now you've gone and broken the glass monkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - Now you've gone and broken the glass monkey! Q: What did your roommate say when you knocked over his bong? A: Things are more dangerous than they seem. Especially squirrels. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Things are more dangerous than they seem. Especially squirrels. Q: "Bionic Suburbia"? That sure doesn't sound very exciting to me. What sort of convention event session is that? What's gonna happen, sprain your back pulling dandelions? A: Nuclear-powered playground equipment makes all the difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nuclear-powered playground equipment makes all the difference. Q: How did all the kids at your school get superpowers or radiation poisoning, or both? A: Shares crash, hopes are dashed -- people forget! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shares crash' date=' hopes are dashed -- people forget![/quote'] Q - What is AIG's new corporate motto? A - The fireflowers were great. Firesquirrel? Not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - The fireflowers were great. Firesquirrel? Not so much. Q: How did you like the presents from Death Tribble? A: The Snowpocalypse is snow joke! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Snowpocalypse is snow joke! Q: So you want me to bury New York under sixty feet os snow? A: You're telling all those lies about the good things we can have if we close our eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you want me to bury New York under sixty feet os snow? A: You're telling all those lies about the good things we can have if we close our eyes! Q: Red pill or blue pill? A: ...Y'know, when the weatherman said New York was "...snowed under..." I didn't think he meant literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: ...Y'know' date=' when the weatherman said New York was "...snowed under..." I didn't think he meant [b']literally[/b]. Q: You lost that massive cocaine shipment WHERE? A: If you use the chainsaw that way, you'll void the warranty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you use the chainsaw that way, you'll void the warranty. Q: Give me one good reason not to use a chainsaw on the zombies! A: Grand Theft Moped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Grand Theft Moped. Q: What's the most popular crime sim game for the Apple II? A: They make it legal for any clown to kill me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the most popular crime sim game for the Apple II? A: They make it legal for any clown to kill me! Q: So Joker, how did you finally get run out of Gotham? A: So that's what a permanently dead supervillain looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: So that's what a permanently dead supervillain looks like. Q - What is the one question that Marvel Comics will never, ever be able to answer? A - 'Sleeping like a baby' doesn't really mean what you think it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - 'Sleeping like a baby' doesn't really mean what you think it does. Q: So I'm waking up every fifteen minutes to get my diaper changed. That's all right, isn't it Doc? A: If this is your wild boar, sir, you have some explaining to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So I'm waking up every fifteen minutes to get my diaper changed. That's all right, isn't it Doc? A: If this is your wild boar, sir, you have some explaining to do! Q: WHO DARES DISTURB ANTANAXAR!!!!! A: Yeah, sure, just charge, you said. We'll take them by suprise, you said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yeah' date=' sure, just charge, you said. We'll take them by suprise, you said.[/quote'] Q: General Custer, Sir! Why are you glaring at me like that? A: Dress removed carefully. Head, less so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dress removed carefully. Head' date=' less so.[/quote'] Q - Did you get Ms. Antoinette's gown for the museum exhibit? A - It's a cold and lonely situation, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A - It's a cold and lonely situation' date=' that's for sure.[/quote'] Q: What are your thoughts on my date with the Ice Queen tonight? A: I wasn't using the metric system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: I wasn't using the metric system. Q: Wouldn't it be easier to give more quantitative descriptions than "buttload", "Gobs of", "ginormous", and "s**twad"? A: Gherkins do NOT come in firkins. End of discussion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted February 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gherkins do NOT come in firkins. End of discussion. Q: How can you be so sure the firkins mommy's baby doesn't have a gherkin daddy? A: Emergency or no, we can't move with all the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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