Klytus Posted January 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a fair cop' date=' but Society is to blame.[/quote'] Q: How do you feel about being arrested by The Church Police? A: Agreed. We'll be charging them, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Agreed. We'll be charging them' date=' too.[/quote'] Q: As long as we're doing this smartphone, can we do something about these wireless controllers and the iPod? A: On second thought, let's not go to Gallifrey. It is a silly place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions Q: As long as we're doing this smartphone, can we do something about these wireless controllers and the iPod? A: On second thought, let's not go to Gallifrey. It is a silly place. Q: All of time and space to explore and all they do is navel-gazing? A: On second thought, some people are best kept away from the space-time continuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: On second thought' date=' some people are best kept away from the space-time continuum.[/quote'] Q: Your plan to stop Foxbat is to summon Bob, The Destroyer of All Things™ from the Void?? A: Good move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Good move. Q: Should I go across town into a bigger apartment? A: The big red button does nothing. It's the small yellow one you have to be careful with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: The big red button does nothing. It's the small yellow one you have to be careful with. Q - What's the easiest way to confuse a VIPER agent? A - We've always done that. We didn't know we were allowed NOT to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - We've always done that. We didn't know we were allowed NOT to do that. Q: No, we pillage first and THEN burn! Didn't you get the memo? A: LA town is falling down, as the ground moves around. We don't let it get us down -- we're Californians! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darbor Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: LA town is falling down' date=' as the ground moves around. We don't let it get us down -- we're Californians![/quote'] Q: Does LA have a theme song like New York, New York? A: Two giants, three elves and a kobold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Two giants' date=' three elves and a kobold.[/quote'] Q: Who else will be at the swingers party? A: I did... in spite of what he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I did... in spite of what he said. Q: Who fired the Silly String across the fireplace? A: That's not exactly what I had in mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's not exactly what I had in mind Q: I brought you the three Virginians you wanted -- what? A: Take care, beware of soft-shoe shufflers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Take care' date=' beware of soft-shoe shufflers![/quote'] Q - That gypsy woman really predicted that you'd be seriously injured at a ballroom dance competition? A - Wait 'til next year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Wait 'til next year! Q: I missed the ball drop at Times Square! What can I do? A: Little problems, little minds, little points of view. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Little problems' date=' little minds, little points of view.[/quote'] Q - What's the problem with the Micronauts Universe Parliament? A - Open your eyes and discover you're not the only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Open your eyes and discover you're not the only one. Q: I'm the only sheep left in this fold, aren't I? A: Were it not for all the wolves this would be a perfect place to raise sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Were it not for all the wolves this would be a perfect place to raise sheep. Q - You know why there are no sheep ranches within 10 miles of the US Capitol, don't you? A - Majoring in medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Majoring in medicine. Q: You are as tupid git! What are you doing in college in the first place. A: Sure! TAKE all the umbrage! Don't leave ANY for us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sure! TAKE all the umbrage! Don't leave ANY for us! Q: We only have five crates of umbrage. What are you doing here? A: Thing is, I am not a committee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Thing is' date=' I am not a committee.[/quote'] Q - What's going on here, call girl by committee? A - Get up and dance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Get up and dance! Q: Hey, what are you doing with that spellbook? Can't you see I'm dead? A: I have a choice between killing myself or going bowling. Let's see -- death or bowling. Should be an easy decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have a choice between killing myself or going bowling. Let's see -- death or bowling. Should be an easy decision. Q: Dude, where you wanna go for dinner? Ptomaine Hut, or the burger grill at the bowling alley? A: That wasn't what I meant when I said to put a pin in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That wasn't what I meant when I said to put a pin in it. Q: Say, what's happening to our zeppelin? A: Tell all the people that you see it's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: Tell all the people that you see it's just me. Q - Have you really turned into a giant pink fire-breathing gorilla, or is it just you wearing a costume? A - Suddenly I'm up on top of the world. It should've been somebody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A - Suddenly I'm up on top of the world. It should've been somebody else. Q: Dude, how'd you get this condo here in the Hindu Kush? A: That's Hindu Kush, not Hindu's Tush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's Hindu Kush' date=' not Hindu's [i']Tush[/i]. Q: Why are you groping that Hindu? That is not what I said. A: 665 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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